Full list of Carlton indiscretions

[Big_Birdy]

In honour of a recently started thread regarding a long (and ever growing) list of Collingwood indiscretions, I thought it only natural that a thread be started regarding the club that most opitimises all that is rotten, disgraceful and unholy in this great game.

So to kick things off, here are some off the top of my head.

1920's(?) match fixing scandal
90's rape cover ups
Lawrence Anguin/other muppet drug scandal
Brendan Fevola (too many to list)
Forced booze consumption on boat
Dildos
Salary cap disgrace
Bob Pratt being a criminal
VISY brown paper bags
Donating guernsey to criminal's funeral

EDIT:
Additions
Lance Whitnall zoo incidents
John Elliott scum
B & F named in honor of criminal
Dorotich **** flash
Wayne Johnstone penetration.
Mario Bortelotto
Big Jon Nicholls brush with the law and jail
Carloltank
Greg Williams umpire push

Just the tip of the iceberg I am sure......

 

[GuzzLG]

Search for Carlton information kiosk thread.

 

[Wingard2Butcher]

Jeanne Pratt's hair is a scandal.

 

[DrEvil]

Jon 'sticky fingers' Dorotich

 

[shorehawk]

That fat weirdo Whitnall and his deranged family and John Elliot.

 

[Les Norton]

Dorotich **** flash
Wayne Johnstone penetration.
Mario Bortelotto
Big Jon Nicholls brush with the law and jail
Carloltank

 

[Shawt]

Donating guernsey to criminal's funeral

Worse than that, wasn't it one of the Premiership flags that went out on loan... and stayed on loan for an extended period of time?

 

[Smell The Glove]

This from a supporter of the club that gave us Ben Cousins, the only player to actually have been found guilty of bringing the game into disrepute.

 

[Bazzar]

Dorotich **** flash
Wayne Johnstone penetration.
Mario Bortelotto
Big Jon Nicholls brush with the law and jail
Carloltank

Spending 3 months in Pentridge is more than just a brush with the law. And you would think he would have learnt from his sinful ways, but no, fast forward to the early 80s and more dud checks and police charges.

At least Carlton in their wisdom awards the Fairest and Best in his honor.

What a guy, what a club.

 

[Big_Birdy]

This from a supporter of the club that gave us Ben Cousins, the only player to actually have been found guilty of bringing the game into disrepute.

Because they couldn't actually charge him with anyone else

What do you consider salary cap cheating to be?

 

[Big_Birdy]

Worse than that, wasn't it one of the Premiership flags that went out on loan... and stayed on loan for an extended period of time?

What a shit stain of a club

 

[Les Norton]

At least Carlton in their wisdom awards the Fairest and Best in his honor.

Add that to the list
good one Robbie

 

[Big_Birdy]

Greg Williams pushing umpire

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Fear

I came in here to smell the fear.

Big snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ahhh yep.

Dear OP your team is shit and we beat you LOL and we suck. LOL

 

[Mofra]

Here you go, some help in this thread:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...ommunity-no-carlton-supporters-please.564257/

 

[Shawt]

I came in here to smell the fear.

AKA: Odor de Yarran

 

[Big_Birdy]

Fear

I came in here to smell the fear.

Big snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ahhh yep.

Dear OP your team is shit and we beat you LOL and we suck. LOL

I certainly fear that your club has failed to learn the lessons of the past. The stain well and truly remains

 

[DrEvil]

Because they couldn't actually charge him with anyone else

What do you consider salary cap cheating to be?

Business as usual

 

[Bazzar]

Add that to the list
good one Robbie

Adding to Big Pricks abysmal character, was his deliberate lying at the tribuneral to deny Neville Crowe as Captain a place in the 1967 Grand Final, and one he admitted to 10 years ago.

Dog act from the greatest Dog in VFL/AFL history

 

[Wiggo4PM]

I certainly fear that your club has failed to learn the lessons of the past. The stain well and truly remains

Ok, maybe we should get a drug culture into the club then, be like everyone else ruining kids lives.

 

[Big_Birdy]

Adding to Big Pricks abysmal character, was his deliberate lying at the tribuneral to deny Neville Crowe as Captain a place in the 1967 Grand Final, and one he admitted to 10 years ago.

Dog act from the greatest Dog in VFL/AFL history

Was he captain in their team of the century?

 

[Big_Birdy]

Ok, maybe we should get a drug culture into the club then, be like everyone else ruining kids lives.

Well you made a good start by getting the captain of our club when the drug culture was at it's height.

 

[royals1922]

Bongo Lang and the match fixing scandals- 1910s - 5 years suspension

 

[Big_Birdy]

Bongo Lang and the match fixing scandals- 1910s - 5 years suspension

It is truly remarkable that a clubs culture does not change after 100 years. 90 years after this disgrace they were still salary cap cheating and paper bag cheating and tanking.

Like St Kilda failure, Carlton corruption is forever.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Bongo Lang and the match fixing scandals- 1910s - 5 years suspension

Last time collingwood beat us in a grand final...we let em