Funniest BF posters

[FuManchu]

Back onto the "white stuff" again hey Fu?

I have a "fertile" imagination

 

[SYDNEY_EAGLE]

self praise again. Spose ya gotta love yourself before you can love another....

Which Show Bag does your material come in?

 

[Booyeah]

Which Show Bag does your material come in?

Dont avoid the question

Do you find yourself dating a lot of asian women so that your penis looks monstrous in their tiny hands?

 

[FuManchu]

Ballan actually.

close to Creswick I see

 

[Syd]

Are you a mail order bride?

See I'm not homosexual, I'm not heterosexual...

Just Sexual.



Oh, and you couldn't afford me anyways lovey.

 

[funkyfreo]

Because, unlike you, I have an awareness of my surroundings greater than that of a ******ed child suckling at his mother's teat.

It's pretty hard to miss when they have a Mardi Gras with 1000s of gay dudes on floats in the liveliest street in Sydney.

So I guess I can add "homophobic" to my list.

 

[SYDNEY_EAGLE]

I have a "fertile" imagination

Apparently (so I hear) you have a fertile anus. It's a breeding ground for all sort of sh*t and innumerable species of fungii and algae grow there.

 

[Syd]

close to Creswick I see

As close as I dare to get.

 

[FuManchu]

See I'm not homosexual, I'm not heterosexual...

Just Sexual.

.

Thats right, 'cos he's ***ked

 

[SYDNEY_EAGLE]

So I guess I can add "homophobic" to my list.

How does that work?

 

[Syd]

I have a "fertile" imagination

Careful, if this gets too controversial we may face "expulsion".

 

[Booyeah]

Apparently (so I hear) you have a fertile anus. It's a breeding ground for all sort of sh*t and innumerable species of fungii and algae grow there.

This guy knows more about arse than a proctologist

 

[FuManchu]

Apparently (so I hear) you have a fertile anus. It's a breeding ground for all sort of sh*t and innumerable species of fungii and algae grow there.

thats called culture in some parts of the world

 

[SYDNEY_EAGLE]

Do you find yourself dating a lot of asian women so that your penis looks monstrous in their tiny hands?

Sure. Why not?

I don't have a problem with that....

 

[m.diddy]

This guy knows more about arse than a proctologist

hahahaha stop. please. you're killing me

 

[worthy]

Wow, what a juggernaut, that was great.

 

[Syd]

thats called culture in some parts of the world

Might as well grow the penicillin where you pass the disease from.

Cuts down on time between contraction & cure.

 

[Booyeah]

hahahaha stop. please. you're killing me

They are funnier when you dont have to look up the words in a dictionary

 

[SYDNEY_EAGLE]

thats called culture in some parts of the world

Horticulture?

 

[m.diddy]

They are funnier when you dont have to look up the words in a dictionary

They are funnier in latin

 

[FuManchu]

Horticulture?

the same culture they boast about down at St Kilda

 

[FuManchu]

Might as well grow the penicillin where you pass the disease from.

Cuts down on time between contraction & cure.

what do expect with poo? Its just not a clean product, no matter how you look at it

 

[Booyeah]

Now if you want funny then your one stop shop is Benny Hill

Why are women like piano's?
Because when they are not upright, they are grand.

Whats the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You cant make a vita min but you can......

 

[FuManchu]

what do expect with poo? Its just not a clean product, no matter how you look at it

which brings us to that classic thread on public loos

 

[m.diddy]

Now if you want funny then your one stop shop is Benny Hill

Why are women like piano's?
Because when they are not upright, they are grand.

Whats the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You cant make a vita min but you can......

that was poor