Funniest Rock Quotes

[YelloMit]

Post hilarious Rock quotes here.

"Lillian here is a Raw Diva. She used to have a job before this though, just like all of you (Diva Search girls) did. Yeah, she used to work at the sperm bank. No joke, no joke. But unfortunely, she got fired from there. She was caught drinking on the job."

 

[go_the_bombers]

LOL

Rock used to some some great stuff towards Lillian

 

[NSWCROW]

Do you like.........STRUDEL ?

To ROSIE - " Try the chicken mcnuggets , ya fat son of a BITCH "

 

[Radz]

"Lilian, do you like.....PIE?"
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[Binxy]

"That would be a "hung" jury, if you smell what the Rock is cooking"

 

[Radz]

"Easssssssyyyyyyy big fella"
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[Bretski]

and he slaps his crotch area lol

 

[TorresIsGod]

Singing Stephanie a birthday song
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Speaking about the Royal Rumble
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In the ring with The Big Show & Vince McMahon
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Bagging The Undertaker & Big Show
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[TorresIsGod]

There is plenty more "Rewind The Rock Moments" on Youtube, there's 21 of them that I have watched, not sure if there is anymore

 

[Jabso]

"it's the hamburglar!"

 

[MasterOfRoc]

I really enjoyed his Armageddon HIAC Promo...

"Tonight-ahhhh, im gonnaah step into the ringah, with the game-ah"

 

[Glenno23]

His inpersonations were great

Undertaker: rolls his eyes in the back of his head and says "die, die, die"

Kane: "the big red r****d can finally talk, and all he says is: my name is kane, and i am a roody poo candy ass"

anyone got his DVD "The Rock says" lots of gold on that

 

[YelloMit]

Rikishi was pretty good.

"I did it for... The Rock. I did it for... The people. I did it for... Ah shut up, ya thong-wearing fatty!"

 

[Radz]

Kurt Angle

"Im going to have a nice glass of milk and then 3 viagra"


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[didaka]

"And the nurses looked at the baby Rock in amazement and baby Rock said....ladies....that ain't the embilical cord"

 

[Ausyid]

Love it when the two cops come to tell him that it was his car that ran over Stone Cold and he goes:

"You come here an interupt me during an interview and oyu don't even have the common courtesy to introduce yourselves." "What is your name?"

"Detective...IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"

 

[Ausyid]

His inpersonations were great

Undertaker: rolls his eyes in the back of his head and says "die, die, die"

Kane: "the big red r****d can finally talk, and all he says is: my name is kane, and i am a roody poo candy ass"

anyone got his DVD "The Rock says" lots of gold on that

Don't have it but I've seen it.

It's quality.

 

[raboyle]

Booker T, Rhino and Stephanie McMahon in the ring, The Rock and Chris Jericho on the entrance ramp...

Jericho "Wait a second... wait a second... Rock, you're forgetting one half of the family. I mean look at what's standing in the ring right now... you've got a Man-Beast, and a HOSE-BEAST!"

*Pauses for moment, then continues tirade*

"I mean... we're dealing with the Gore, and THE WHORE!"

Stephanie in irritating high pitched voice "SHUT UP... SHUT UP!"

Then the Rock steps in. "The Rock understands this one, Chris... this is a little rhyming contest between you and The Rock. Well The Rock has one better than that. Oh yeah, The Rock has one better than that. Here's a little rhyme, here's... Booker T and Shane, the Punk-ass sucka and the silver spoon MUTHA F**KA!"

 

[Glenno23]

Booker T, Rhino and Stephanie McMahon in the ring, The Rock and Chris Jericho on the entrance ramp...

Jericho "Wait a second... wait a second... Rock, you're forgetting one half of the family. I mean look at what's standing in the ring right now... you've got a Man-Beast, and a HOSE-BEAST!"

*Pauses for moment, then continues tirade*

"I mean... we're dealing with the Gore, and THE WHORE!"

Stephanie in irritating high pitched voice "SHUT UP... SHUT UP!"

Then the Rock steps in. "The Rock understands this one, Chris... this is a little rhyming contest between you and The Rock. Well The Rock has one better than that. Oh yeah, The Rock has one better than that. Here's a little rhyme, here's... Booker T and Shane, the Punk-ass sucka and the silver spoon MUTHA F**KA!"

That's the one where Jericho says: "let the boobies hit the floor"

and says: im sorry, let me make it up to you, i hear there's a hooters down the road"

not the Rock, but funny as!

 

[MasterOfRoc]

Look at you just looking at the Rock, gawking at the Rock; you ought to be ashamed of yourself, a woman your age looking at the Rock!"

OLD LADY: "Today's my birthday!"
THE ROCK: "It is?"
OLD LADY: "Yes!"
THE ROCK: "Well, happy birthday. What is your name?"
OLD LADY: "Louise."
THE ROCK: "IT-- (bites back hard on the traditional comeback) Louise; well, it's good to meet you, Louise."

THE ROCK: "The Rock was minding his own business, walking in the building; was not scheduled to layeth the smacketh down tonight; he was singing a happy birthday song to...uhh... what was that old lady's name again?"
MICHAEL COLE: "I think it was--"
THE ROCK: "It doesn't MATTER what her name was!"

"Louise, 'you like pancakes? You got a little funny feeling in your stomach, right here, lower abdomen? Well, it's probably gas, Louise, because a woman your age gets that every once in a while, but the Rock says this. There's something you can do; you go right down to the drugstore, you buy the biggest bottle of Maalox, you turn it sideways-- never mind, Louise..."

 

[Art Corvelay]

I liked his fued with Booker T, poor Booker copped hell over that

 

[MasterOfRoc]

"A monkey went into the ring, took a crap, and out came Mankind!"
-The Rock

"Why don't you take your damn sock, put it on your hand, feel what's between your legs and see what's there?"
-The Rock to Mankind

"Wait, wait, wait! The Rock's got four donuts for you jabronis!"
-The Rock when he got arrested on Raw


RAW IS WAR: January 15, 2001-- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday: The Rock's Tribute To Martin Luther King Jr.

"The Rock has dreeam, has a dreeam that he's winning the Royal Rumble, going on to Wrestlemania and from coast to coast, Wisconsin to China, and back to Wisconsin! Sea to shining sea, The Rock one more time on top of the mountaintop, WWF Champion! And you see just like Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr had a dream, well we all have dreams, but there has been one dream that has become a reality to The Rock, one dream thats becoming true to The Rock. Day after day, night after night, 24 hours a day,.... 7 days a week, 365 days a year, and that one dream is The Rock forever whipping ass, whipping ass....Thank God Almighty, The Rock is whipping ass! If ya smell....what The Rock is cooking!"

"Big Show, you think you impress the Rock? Let the Rock make something perfectly clear to you. You have NEVER, and the Rock means NEVER, impressed the Rock. From the time your crappy music hits-- (sung) well, it's the Big Slow-- (spoken) and every single Rock fan stops, pauses, and takes a look, and they all say this: I'm going to take a leak; this guy sucks!"
-- The Rock dissing the Big Show

"Where are you, Triple H? Maybe you're in the women's bathroom! Well, you're not in here, but The Rock knows you pee sitting down!"

"And just like your wife, Stephanie, is a bargain basement bitch!"
-The Rock, to Triple H

 

[Cleavy]

(speaking to Terri Runnels): "Do you like champagne with little bubbles?"
(Terri nods)
"Well then, bubble your ass on outta here!"

 

[Glenno23]

Another classic is when the Rock tells the interviewer that he talks smack in his sleep..... with eyes closed:

"roody poo candyass"

"layeth the smacketh down"

GOLD

 

[raboyle]

That's the one where Jericho says: "let the boobies hit the floor"

and says: im sorry, let me make it up to you, i hear there's a hooters down the road"

not the Rock, but funny as!

"I think you should let me take you out to dinner and discuss this... I hear there's a Hooters just down the road from this place!"

J.R. "Oh my god... Hooters? HOOTERS?!"