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Hlebalicious said:
Went to a nightclub in Egypt with a few cousins, after 2-3 hours of boozing and schmoozing my cousin started a fight on the dancefloor with a guy he thought was occupying his dancing space (lol).
After a bit of pushing and shoving the guys friends came over (bout 10-15 of them) and started swinging punches. We got the hell out of there when these giant sudanese security guards came over to help out the other group (probably friends), we sprinted up the stairs and out into a cab while being chased by 10 or 15 guys.
Wasnt funny at the time but looking back we have a laugh :thumbsu:
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Screamed 'shut up' very loudly during morning prayer in Egypt from the apartment window. Massive rebel. We weren't chased down by bearded men luckily.

About as funny as it gets for a 5 year old on holiday.
 

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More of a communication mix up... I was in Paris when i met some canadians, when one of the girls gets my attention, holding two drinks

Her- "Hey!! Im double fisting tonight!!"
Me - "err rly?, okay, good luck" ...moving slowly away

next morning we were discussing the night, when we figured out double fisting means having a drink in each hand in canada, and they found out what double fisting meant in Australia.
 
More of a communication mix up... I was in Paris when i met some canadians, when one of the girls gets my attention, holding two drinks

Her- "Hey!! Im double fisting tonight!!"
Me - "err rly?, okay, good luck" ...moving slowly away

next morning we were discussing the night, when we figured out double fisting means having a drink in each hand in canada, and they found out what double fisting meant in Australia.
 
patsmith said:
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Pat, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?

And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
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HAHAHAHA that is my favourite quote from zoolander, i say it all the time.
 
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Care to explain why?
 

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Noddy Holder said:
Not very funny but I've had a gun held against my head overseas.
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Same with my bf but replace "overseas" with "Dandenong".



Funniest moment for me overseas... er.... hmm. Cant really recall anything too funny- maybe going clubbing in Chicago with two mates who swore they werent going to drink- they then drink and get so shitfaced the run off on me into the street after the club closed- had no idea where the **** they were, were meant to catch a train back to Michigan the next day. They turned up literally half an hour before we were due to leave the hotel.

Apparently one woke up naked, the other topless in some randoms house.

Fun times for them i guess.
 
Shell said:
:D:thumbsu:

Now see thats why I never actually used my international drivers license when I was in the States. I knew I would probably do the same thing. ;)
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Most people would just throw on the wipers instead of the indicator - this happened to me often.

Though there were several very close calls with turning into the wrong way. Lesson learned ;)

I don't know if this qualifies as funny, but the first time I came over here my now-wife and I spent a bit of time driving around the countryside of Georgia. Having not yet gotten used to the accents, I used to have a hard time. Once, I was in a servo buying a drink and I spent about two minutes talking with a bloke I could not for the life of me understand - and he did not understand me either. I ended up throwing some money on the counter and hoped it was enough. In the meantime I was so flustered that I knocked my drink over, spilling it all over the place. Pretty embarassing at the time, but not really all that interesting in the end. It is strange when you are in english speaking country, yet you cannot understand a word that is spoken. It still happens occasionally.
 

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We were in the Old 1/4 of Hanoi near the cab rank at the lake watching this 60+ yr old village idiot racing laps around this round garden bed island thingy. The clown had his back stand down scraping and digging in every couple of laps nearly throwing him off the bike. A crowd of about 100 ppl were gathered cheering and encouraging to go faster and faster. Next minute another lunatic appears and starts chasing and beating the guy on the head with a rolled up newspaper shouting at him to piss off and then biker was gone. Just as the crowd was dispersing he was back faster than ever. The crowd erupted in cheer but he only got in about 4 laps before th party pooper reappeared and scared the Viet stunt rider off.
 
I was in Milwaukee, Wisconsin en route to Green Bay to see a NFL game. Me and my mates decided to go to a bar the night we arrived and have a few drinks, the locals loved us because Milwaukee isn't a touristy town. We got talking to this bunch of guys who were out with their buddy who's girlfriend had just left him for an Australian guy which in itself was very coincidental. The guys told us "she'd left him for a footballer, he plays for a team called Collingwood and his name is Sharrod, but you wouldn't know who he is". Happy Days.
 
Rory said:
I was in Milwaukee, Wisconsin en route to Green Bay to see a NFL game. Me and my mates decided to go to a bar the night we arrived and have a few drinks, the locals loved us because Milwaukee isn't a touristy town. We got talking to this bunch of guys who were out with their buddy who's girlfriend had just left him for an Australian guy which in itself was very coincidental. The guys told us "she'd left him for a footballer, he plays for a team called Collingwood and his name is Sharrod, but you wouldn't know who he is". Happy Days.
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wow thats funny sh*t
 
Rory said:
I was in Milwaukee, Wisconsin en route to Green Bay to see a NFL game. Me and my mates decided to go to a bar the night we arrived and have a few drinks, the locals loved us because Milwaukee isn't a touristy town. We got talking to this bunch of guys who were out with their buddy who's girlfriend had just left him for an Australian guy which in itself was very coincidental. The guys told us "she'd left him for a footballer, he plays for a team called Collingwood and his name is Sharrod, but you wouldn't know who he is". Happy Days.
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hahaha thats awesome
 
Rory said:
I was in Milwaukee, Wisconsin en route to Green Bay to see a NFL game. Me and my mates decided to go to a bar the night we arrived and have a few drinks, the locals loved us because Milwaukee isn't a touristy town. We got talking to this bunch of guys who were out with their buddy who's girlfriend had just left him for an Australian guy which in itself was very coincidental. The guys told us "she'd left him for a footballer, he plays for a team called Collingwood and his name is Sharrod, but you wouldn't know who he is". Happy Days.
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Oh lawd. :thumbsu::D
 

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