Scandal Gagged by the AFL

[yyou]

This doesn't make any sense when I attempt to read it as proper English.

Any chance of a translation?

He's got a big willy from all reports & if a girl gave him a bj she'd choke

 

[HairyO]

No mods posted. Must be true !!

 

[gavaniacono]

It's a false flag thread. There's some action ongoing elsewhere,

 

[Wayne Dwop]

He's got a big willy from all reports & if a girl gave him a bj she'd choke

I heard that he was a virgin....every time he gets an erection, he faints.....there isn't enough blood for both of them.

 

[TGFC]

We have done it people, I knew that the power of pen would overcome the North Korean like rule over BF.

With nowhere to hide the mods have had to let this continue, as a 'thread closed' sign would spell danger for all rats among the ranks.

Scandal - CONFIRMED

Thankyou

Post away my minions, there is a new cop on the beat

 

[BruceFromBalnarring]

I've been holding onto this one for a few weeks. The OP has given me the push I needed.

The catalyst for the horror start at Richmond stems from a personality clash inside the club's backroom staff.

The widely respected football person Hamish McLachlan was employed by RFC at the behest of its under the pump leader Cotchin.

Hame, or Hae-Mac as he's known within the club, was given the brief of niggling Trent before big games and raising his hackles after his lacklustre finals performance.

Hame did this to good effect by taunting Trent about his crippled dog.

"If you were any good Cotch," (he'd spit w contempt) "your dog would still be fetching your slippers. You don't see me running over Hodge's dog!"

Things were going ok.

Club stalwarts speak highly of his 3 quarter time spray in round one - "Ben Jacobs and I laughed at you all summer!"

But difficulties lurked around the corner...

Jump ahead to 3 quarter time in round 2. The junior McClachlan exceeded his narrowly defined purview. Dusty Martin was on the receiving end.

"Hey Dusty, if that even is your real name, I tipped off the cops about your old man..."

An all in brawl ensued. Trent, displaying a familiar inability to read which way the wind was blowing, took the side of his good mate Hame.

A schism emerged. Dimma tried his best. Unusually his joke that hang on boys, this is no big deal, this is just a usual evening at home with Mrs Hardwick fell on deaf ears.

Gillon stepped in and backed up his brother. Gale countered by leaking his punt road oval plan.

The wounds remain unhealed.

Hame continues in his role, but under duress.

Cotchin has become conflicted. Unsure about whose side to take.

Dusty has threatened Hae-Mac w violence.

Dimma is worried his jokes are getting stale.

Gale has taken his eyes off the boil, worrying about getting back at Gillon.

It's a credit to the club it hasn't leaked until now.

Huge if true!!

 

[Chuckie357]

I would say that something doesn't add up everytime a port Adelaide rumor stars because they get taken down or locked virtually straight away, that may be the real conspiracy theory here, maybe David Koch bought the bigfooty domain name?

 

[Runnin Blue]

I would say that something doesn't add up everytime a port Adelaide rumor stars because they get taken down or locked virtually straight away, that may be the real conspiracy theory here, maybe David Koch bought the bigfooty domain name?

Over-zealous Port mod?

 

[Devington]

I would say that something doesn't add up everytime a port Adelaide rumor stars because they get taken down or locked virtually straight away, that may be the real conspiracy theory here, maybe David Koch bought the bigfooty domain name?

To be fair AFAIK it's basically been variations on the same cheating rumour, with the source each time being 'the word on the street'. And when the players involved come out and deny it (while also explaining where the rumour comes from) then it gets a bit tiring after a while.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Shit.

They're on to us.

MODS AWAY!!!

 

[JackOutback]

I heard a rumour it's toe the line, not tow the line.

 

[TGFC]

I heard a rumour it's toe the line, not tow the line.

I herd a rumor that only ducks corect gramr on the intrnet

 

[Messenger]

We have done it people, I knew that the power of pen would overcome the North Korean like rule over BF.

With nowhere to hide the mods have had to let this continue, as a 'thread closed' sign would spell danger for all rats among the ranks.

Scandal - CONFIRMED

Thankyou

Post away my minions, there is a new cop on the beat

Thread closed.

Reason: You're too close.