Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[Mad_Hatter]

You mean Hodge? Yep.

Nah I didn't say miss finals the year after a Premiership.
Do you know who the last team to do that was? I have no idea it was so long ago.

 

[Paul Kersey]

You're assuming Hawthorn will be playing future finals to lose.

Made finals 28 times out of the past 40 attempts. Pretty good eh?

 

[Paul Kersey]

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Just post your Shirly Temple GIF and be gone.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Made finals 28 times out of the past 40 attempts. Pretty good eh?

So you missed finals 12 times eh?

Almost as relevant as solely blaming Selwood for Geelong losing.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Nah I didn't say miss finals the year after a Premiership.
Do you know who the last team to do that was? I have no idea it was so long ago.

Rather do that than finish minor premier and go out in straight sets (cough 1980 cough).

 

[Paul Kersey]

So you missed finals 12 times eh?

Almost as relevant as solely blaming Selwood for Geelong losing.

He wouldn't want to lose the upcoming prelim. Well, maybe that might be outside his control after Evo and the boys have a close look at his sniping tomorrow.

 

[chefmeister]

Rather do that than finish minor premier and go out in straight sets (cough 1980 cough).

Quick someone call the history channel, the hawfs are deflecting all the way back to 3 and a half decades ago now. Mayblooms be mad.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

He wouldn't want to lose the upcoming prelim.

You're really struggling since Friday nights loss... You as your supporters as a collective.

Now you're assuming Selwood is solely responsible for the fortunes of his side.

And if he's suspended he only has himself to blame.

 

[Mad_Hatter]

Rather do that than finish minor premier and go out in straight sets (cough 1980 cough).

Before I was born, may as well bring up your decades upon decades of nothing but shitness and spoons.
Well until they changed the rules and gifted you some flags I suppose.

 

[11sjw]

Before I was born, may as well bring up your decades upon decades of nothing but shitness and spoons.
Well until they changed the rules and gifted you some flags I suppose.

Figures. Come back when there's hair growing.

 

[ChappyUK]

Bosk and defecation have been worth the price of admission alone.

 

[Paul Kersey]

You're really struggling since Friday nights loss... You as your supporters as a collective.

Are we meant to be happy for dropping a final which should have been decided by 3 quarter time? I know Geelong has in the past had a culture which accepts mediocrity, 'honourable' losses in finals and just accepting second best but it pisses Hawthorn people off.

 

[Mad_Hatter]

Figures. Come back when there's hair growing.

You 48%ers prefer the "bear" types do you? Fair enough mate, whatever floats your boat.

 

[Mad_Hatter]

Are we meant to be happy for dropping a final which should have been decided by 3 quarter time? I know Geelong has in the past had a culture which accepts mediocrity, 'honourable' losses in finals and just accepting second best but it pisses Hawthorn people off.

It really burns doesn't it.
Show me on the doll where Ishank Smiss touched you.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Bosk and defecation have been worth the price of admission alone.

At least we front up. We win and this place would more or less be berift of Handbaggers.

 

[11sjw]

You 48%ers prefer the "bear" types do you? Fair enough mate, whatever floats your boat.

More an indication of your "lack of experience" than an indication of my preferences.

 

[11sjw]

At least we front up. We win and this place would more or less be berift of Handbaggers.

No it wouldn't. It's just that the internet is shit in Eastern Europe.

 

[Mad_Hatter]

More an indication of your "lack of experience" than an indication of my preferences.

Too true, but I don't like men.

 

[chefmeister]

The last few mayblooms that are left in the bay are putting up a brave face atm, deflecting to ancient history, blaming Selwood, taking credit for our win thanks to Ishank Smiss, saying the game didn't "matter" etc, etc, but they're not fooling anyone.

We know they're as hot as hell.

 

[Paul Kersey]

It really burns doesn't it.
Show me on the doll where Ishank Smiss touched you.

You can see Enright assuming the position and Selwood starting the poor loser body language. Pity it didn't go through but that's football. Leave the tasteless pedo jokes out too.

 

[Mad_Hatter]

You can see Enright assuming the position and Selwood starting the poor loser body language. Pity it didn't go through but that's football. Leave the tasteless pedo jokes out too.

Wow must really burn a lot more than I thought.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Are we meant to be happy for dropping a final which should have been decided by 3 quarter time? I know Geelong has in the past had a culture which accepts mediocrity, 'honourable' losses in finals and just accepting second best but it pisses Hawthorn people off.

I'm talking about the content of your posts inc relevance and substance. The loss has also
effected your ability to think.

You're sinking to new levels of shitness... Almost at the diarrhea stage.

 

[chefmeister]

You can see Enright assuming the position and Selwood starting the poor loser body language. Pity it didn't go through but that's football. Leave the tasteless pedo jokes out too.

Would be nice if we could get a shot of whatever Hawf flog was telling Ishank something along the lines of "You got this mate, break their hearts, you're the hero of hawforn tonight" which gave him that cheeky shit eating grin.

 

[STP18]

How about the clueless Hawfies on their board thinking that Clarkson wanted to lose because they didn't want a week off. A very special breed indeed over at Dingley.

 

[Wojcinski]

Joel Selwood must be the most protected species in football.

Media never calls him out for being the biggest head ducking, knee dropping, shoulder shrugging cheat in AFL history. MRP constantly turns a blind eye to him sniping opposition onballers. Umpires constantly reward him for rule abuse.

Why? I can't figure it out. He's a shit bloke, a massive sook, an arseh*le who refuses to play the game by the rules. His reputation is undeserved.

That is an incredible melt, I do wonder if you'd describe King Joel with those terms to his face?