Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 170000 page shitfight thread - Part 4

[chefmeister]

Burssdzft35:FFHBB day;68(?

 

[ChappyUK]

Langford is a premiship hero who gives the Swanettes nightmares and Henderson has been averaging 25 possessions a game since coming to the premiership factory.

dat youf tho.

 

[William Wonka]

dat youf tho.

We give em a little taste to fire up the hunger.
Sometimes they are just so good they demand to be selected week upon week.
Harry Morrison for example, putting up similar numbers to that Kelly bloke you guys are pumping up except he's 4+ years younger, wowee, talk about composure!
Will be a gun.
No surprise really, he was our first pick in that draft.

 

[ChappyUK]

We give em a little taste to fire up the hunger.
Sometimes they are just so good they demand to be selected week upon week.
Harry Morrison for example, putting up similar numbers to that Kelly bloke you guys are pumping up except he's 4+ years younger, wowee, talk about composure!
Will be a gun.
No surprise really, he was our first pick in that draft.

Numbers are really important to the Hawks...until you mention Cyril.

 

[frggr]

How s**t does your youth have to be to get dropped for Ricky Henderson and Langford.

Langford was a late out last week, I think, for "back spasms".

Clarko following the pioneering Chris Scott AGAIN.

 

[William Wonka]

Numbers are really important to the Hawks...until you mention Cyril.

Hes got the best numbers of all.

4x Premiership player.

Of course thats far from unusual for a Hawf player, our true elite have 5+

 

[ChappyUK]

Hes got the best numbers of all.

4x Premiership player.

Of course thats far from unusual for a Hawf player, our true elite have 5+

Then they aren't the best numbers at all.

or are Cyril premierships x3 like his stats?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

* me dead. Worst youf in the league.
Dropped for Will and Hendo...

 

[William Wonka]

Then they aren't the best numbers at all.

or are Cyril premierships x3 like his stats?

I was a touch unclear there wasn't I?
My apologies.

Cyril has better numbers than all handbaggers.

 

[ChappyUK]

I was a touch unclear there wasn't I?
My apologies.

Cyril has better numbers than all handbaggers.

Not surprising you've deflected from his actual numbers.

 

[William Wonka]

Not surprising you've deflected from his actual numbers.

Similar numbers to Paul Chapman.

Cyril always has a much greater influence on games obviously, but from a purely statistical standpoint they are about level.

 

[ChappyUK]

Similar numbers to Paul Chapman.

Cyril always has a much greater influence on games obviously, but from a purely statistical standpoint they are about level.

We must be back to talking about Cyril's invisible stats again

 

[chefmeister]

Similar numbers to Paul Chapman.

Cyril always has a much greater influence on games obviously, but from a purely statistical standpoint they are about level.

Obviously?

After 2008 the Cats never lost to the Hawfs with Chappy in the team.

How was Crypil’s influence “much greater” over those 5 years..?

 

[William Wonka]

We must be back to talking about Cyril's invisible stats again

The only stat Chapman has over Rioli is 19 disposals vs 15 but considering the stats also show these were cheaply won and badly disposed of by Chapman vs hard won and delivered lace out by Cyril the extra few mean nothing.

Obviously?

After 2008 the Cats never lost to the Hawfs with Chappy in the team.

How was Crypil’s influence “much greater” over those 5 years..?

Ahhh the good ol days hey!
It must be tough not even having H&A wins to fall back on now?

 

[chefmeister]

Ahhh the good ol days hey!
It must be tough not even having H&A wins to fall back on now?

You brought it up tho bub, yet you’re still deflecting away from Crypil’s actual numbers.

You’ve really got yourself into a bind here huh?

 

[ChappyUK]

The only stat Chapman has over Rioli is 19 disposals vs 15 but considering the stats also show these were cheaply won and badly disposed of by Chapman vs hard won and delivered lace out by Cyril the extra few mean nothing.

Aren't these the same stats you are comparing Kelly and Morrison by.

You're really struggling here Wonky.

 

[A Cut Above]

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2018-05-11/star-cat-utility-signs-huge-longterm-deal

LOLWUT

Giving 5 years to a maligned spud like Blicavs, Chris Scott has completely lost the plot.

 

[frggr]

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2018-05-11/star-cat-utility-signs-huge-longterm-deal

LOLWUT

Giving 5 years to a maligned spud like Blicavs, Chris Scott has completely lost the plot.

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Of course, you are talking about Geelong Best & Fairest winner, Mark Blicavs, right?

 

[A Cut Above]

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Of course, you are talking about Geelong Best & Fairest winner, Mark Blicavs, right?

You just handed a 5 year deal to a lanky hurdler who's only notable attribute is being able to run all day in aimless patterns. Must be because Taylor & Henderson are both cooked as footballers and the rest of your KPPs are putrid.

 

[William Wonka]

Aren't these the same stats you are comparing Kelly and Morrison by.

You're really struggling here Wonky.

I thought they spoke English in the UK?
Morrison/Kelly similar stats.(Morrison just shows more composure)
Rioli/Chapman similar stats. (Rioli simply has more influence)

You brought it up tho bub, yet you’re still deflecting away from Crypil’s actual numbers.

You’ve really got yourself into a bind here huh?

Chapman retired in 2015 so in during the time they were both playing:
Rioli 4x Premierships
Chapman 2x Premierships

Hey being only half the player Cyril is is no mean feat, Chapman should be honoured to even be mentioned.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

lol puh-lease. We’ve already confirmed that the current Thyril is a poor man’s Murdoch.
Eeked our a career out of doing nothing and relying on Mitchell and Hodge to get him the ball.

 

[frggr]

lol puh-lease. We’ve already confirmed that the current Thyril is a poor man’s Murdoch.
Eeked our a career out of doing nothing and relying on Mitchell and Hodge to get him the ball.

I reckon Cyril will give the game away soon. His pea-heart isn't in it any more

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Hello,

Geelong are s**t

That is all.

 

[chefmeister]

I thought they spoke English in the UK?
Morrison/Kelly similar stats.(Morrison just shows more composure)
Rioli/Chapman similar stats. (Rioli simply has more influence)


Chapman retired in 2015 so in during the time they were both playing:
Rioli 4x Premierships
Chapman 2x Premierships

Hey being only half the player Cyril is is no mean feat, Chapman should be honoured to even be mentioned.

So now I’ve whittled you down to team awards over individual stats.

You must’ve scoured over champion data all night to arrive at these damning findings.

 

[ChappyUK]

I thought they spoke English in the UK?
Morrison/Kelly similar stats.(Morrison just shows more composure)
Rioli/Chapman similar stats. (Rioli simply has more influence)


Chapman retired in 2015 so in during the time they were both playing:
Rioli 4x Premierships
Chapman 2x Premierships

Hey being only half the player Cyril is is no mean feat, Chapman should be honoured to even be mentioned.

Do they speak English in Wot?