Saturday 4 November 2023

What is an appropriate celebration?

  • Cry into my beer and write a bad poem about it

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Who cares, we can still win trade week

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Jack Watts AFL comeback to become Essendon's spearhead

    Votes: 14 77.8%

  • Total voters
    18

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Maybe it helps to think of it as just 168,000 hours since Essendon won a final
This may be a very big call, but I reckon I might have understood how a woman thinks at least once since then.
 
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This may be a very big call, but I reckon I might have understood how a woman thinks at least once since then.
I know how they think quite often.

"Get away from me" is a common one.
 
I know how they think quite often.

"Get away from me" is a common one.
One was rather rude to me the other day. I said to her, "Where have you been all my life?" She took the wind out of my sails when she replied, "Hiding from creeps like you."
 

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One was rather rude to me the other day. I said to her, "Where have you been all my life?" She took the wind out of my sails when she replied, "Hiding from creeps like you."
There's always the classic response when a girl rejects you:

"Don't be so picky. I wasn't"
 
I know how they think quite often.

"Get away from me" is a common one.
I like to use "I'm not gay, but I can learn." If being annoyed by a particularly slobbery male.
 
There's always the classic response when a girl rejects you:

"Don't be so picky. I wasn't"
Reminds me of the time I met a gorgeous looking girl at a bar. I got brave, and walked over to her. The conversation went like this:

Me: Hi gorgeous - I'd give you one.
Her: You pig: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth.
Me: Don't get upset fatty - I was just giving you a score out of ten.
 
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Have we met?!?!
I actually dated a Richmond supporter once.
She said "give me 9 inches and make it hurt" so we had sex 3 times and I pulled her hair.
 
I actually dated a Richmond supporter once.
She said "give me 9 inches and make it hurt" so we had sex 3 times and I pulled her hair.
Similarly, I once dated a Carlton sheila. She said "I want to be taken from behind and humiliated", so I showed her this.

 
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