Saturday 4 November 2023

[Saveloy Rockstar]

geelong didnt make finals

Do go on

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

12 Days to go !!!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

One week to go !!!

 

[FireKrakouer]

 

[Mofra]

7000 (number) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

One week to go !!!

Until you win FOTY?

 

[Mofra]

Maybe it helps to think of it as just 168,000 hours since Essendon won a final

 

[philreich]

Maybe it helps to think of it as just 168,000 hours since Essendon won a final

This may be a very big call, but I reckon I might have understood how a woman thinks at least once since then.

 

[the avoca drover]

This may be a very big call, but I reckon I might have understood how a woman thinks at least once since then.

Definitely a big call.

 

[Mofra]

This may be a very big call, but I reckon I might have understood how a woman thinks at least once since then.

I know how they think quite often.

"Get away from me" is a common one.

 

[philreich]

I know how they think quite often.

"Get away from me" is a common one.

One was rather rude to me the other day. I said to her, "Where have you been all my life?" She took the wind out of my sails when she replied, "Hiding from creeps like you."

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Tomorrow is the big day folks

 

[Mofra]

One was rather rude to me the other day. I said to her, "Where have you been all my life?" She took the wind out of my sails when she replied, "Hiding from creeps like you."

There's always the classic response when a girl rejects you:

"Don't be so picky. I wasn't"

 

[Feraligatr]

I know how they think quite often.

"Get away from me" is a common one.

I like to use "I'm not gay, but I can learn." If being annoyed by a particularly slobbery male.

 

[philreich]

There's always the classic response when a girl rejects you:

"Don't be so picky. I wasn't"

Reminds me of the time I met a gorgeous looking girl at a bar. I got brave, and walked over to her. The conversation went like this:

Me: Hi gorgeous - I'd give you one.
Her: You pig: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth.
Me: Don't get upset fatty - I was just giving you a score out of ten.

 

[James Colorado]

I like to use "I'm not gay, but I can learn." If being annoyed by a particularly slobbery male.

Have we met?!?!

 

[Mofra]

Have we met?!?!

I actually dated a Richmond supporter once.
She said "give me 9 inches and make it hurt" so we had sex 3 times and I pulled her hair.

 

[FireKrakouer]

I actually dated a Richmond supporter once.
She said "give me 9 inches and make it hurt" so we had sex 3 times and I pulled her hair.

Similarly, I once dated a Carlton sheila. She said "I want to be taken from behind and humiliated", so I showed her this.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Incel Fred

I like to use "I'm not gay, but I can learn." If being annoyed by a particularly slobbery male.

That’s only going to encourage the likes of Mofra and Elmer_Judd

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Congratulations zackah

I’d ask you how it feels to be a mega loser but surely you’re used to it by now

Another OS trip planned?

 

[hawkman]

Happy 7000!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Feraligatr]

They grow up so fast

 

[philreich]

Congrats to the Bombers - I have complete faith in them that this streak can match St. Kilda's premiership drought.