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Right peasents, I am actually going to follow through on making the 8th side for this competition. The Goldies...based on a real life cricket side whose ethos revolves around winning, drinking and f***ing (maybe not in that order). This new club is going to be based out of the Sunshine Coast.

So far we already have our first major recruit: Homer Jnr. Yes nepotism is alive and well in Fantasy Cricket and with this recruit we have no worries on any of our 3 main team priorites: We'll win, he'll drink and the rest of us won't have to worry about him flogging any sheilas (though we may have sleep with one eye open on our away trips).

With this, if Dipper is true to his word, we will have a third player and an out and out superstar. He's also an out and out w@nker of the highest order so he'll fit in well with Homer and myself.

So what are you waiting for? Get in now if you're Goldies material and play with perhaps three of the biggest influences and greatest players of fantasy cricket history!


Kapow!!! - LH Batsman
Homer Jnr - Right arm Leg Spin Bowler
Ricketts - RH Batsman
Dipper - LFM Bowler
Team Mo' - RHB, Off Spin Bowling All Rounder
Cap - RF Bowler
fryingpan - RH Batsman
borntigerfan - LH Batsman
YOTC - LH Batsman
cats2rise - RHB Wicketkeeper
Jeremias - RH Batsman
Scared Scotland - RHB, Right Fast Medium Pure All Rounder
 
I visit 3 times this month and get roped into this...

After I bailed from this competition due to Frodo, its only fair that I leave QLD and let Josh leave his own stamp on the side, so I've lobbed up here to hound and humiliate the batsmen of the competition.
 
Homer Jnr said:
I visit 3 times this month and get roped into this...

After I bailed from this competition due to Frodo, its only fair that I leave QLD and let Josh leave his own stamp on the side, so I've lobbed up here to hound and humiliate the batsmen of the competition.
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To be fair though I thought you left Queensland because the magistrate said you could not come within 100 metres of Cousin Jed after some 'unpleasantness' involving a bucket of sand, two endangered african condors, a lead pipe, his anus and an eel named Bill.

Good to have you aboard!
 

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Ricketts said:
What happened to the Allies?
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Went the way of the dinosaurs. In Dipper's words it was a 'mercy suicide for the competition to allow success to spread'. Join up now, we aim to be the most feared, respected, hated and envied club by April.

Team Mo', you a batter/bowler/all rounder/keeper? Right hand or Left hand? Spin or pace...you know, all the vital statistics of a cricketer
 
We have another new signing. A brute spawn in the era of 2005 of magpie and devil heritage and a damned handsome bloke: Cap. Been nagging and harassing batsman and MILF's (the odd DILF apparently if you listen to the tabloids) since the era of silky smooth and BB Gun.

In other news after playing around with the latin to english translator we have a club latin insignia: Radix Mihi - 'Root Me'. Fitting I reckon.
 

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Is there a ban on steroids? Because I've been slacking off and I would like to get back in my best shape. I'll even blame my mum for it?
 
Team Mo' said:
Is there a ban on steroids? Because I've been slacking off and I would like to get back in my best shape. I'll even blame my mum for it?
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Officially... We only do that in the off season...

Unofficially, in Kapow's locker, top shelf in the container marked 'Mints'. Just don't tell him, he gets very nervous around the showers.
 
I wasn't planning on playing this year but as Kapow!!! has surprisingly stepped up & set up a side then I'm in.

Can we change the name to the Allies, the name itself is worth 5 wins a season just from the opposition crapping their pants plus we get to tell the opposition even if we lose how we've won 4 premierships.

I'm a left arm fast medium pure bowler.

Kapow!!! before you recruit a load of players as ridiculous player types, PM me & I'll tell you what player types you want to be competitivie.
 
Dipper said:
I wasn't planning on playing this year but as Kapow!!! has surprisingly stepped up & set up a side then I'm in.

Can we change the name to the Allies, the name itself is worth 5 wins a season just from the opposition crapping their pants plus we get to tell the opposition even if we lose how we've won 4 premierships.

I'm a left arm fast medium pure bowler.

Kapow!!! before you recruit a load of players as ridiculous player types, PM me & I'll tell you what player types you want to be competitivie.
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Maybe a merger of the entities? Named the Allies, playing in gold?
 
Homer Jnr said:
Maybe a merger of the entities? Named the Allies, playing in gold?
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We won't be changing names back to the Allies but we are more than happy to take their old home ground, buy all of their premiership trophies and wear pink in the one dayers.
 

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