Googlism!

[Docker_Brat]

Another boredom reliever:

http://www.googlism.com/

Entering 'Bigfooty' comes up with this:

"bigfooty is used for the purpose of targeting ads and measuring ad effectiveness on behalf of our advertisers"

Blewy mentioned something on the AFL Forum about a conspiracy, is that what he meant?

 

[Nic]

nic is to be commended on her work on the mou
nic is the lead vocalist for the group
nic is tagged out at the plate by pentucket catcher kristina day yesterday


what's a mou?

 

[BluesBabe666]

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about bluesbabe666 yet.

 

[Mooster7]

"Mooster is operating the bed and it moves at normal speed."

And even more cryptically considering my comments on the 'Fish On' thread:

"Mooster is the mascott of the Fox Force."

The first isn't so bad in light of the second.

 

[daicos4ever]

daics is always keen for a catch up when in adelaide
daics is worth twenty eight nd's

And for my real name...

Charlie is God
Charlie is both a legend and a genius
Charlie is Queen of the Meadow

 

[lioness]

Just a few of my faves:

lioness is on vacation at the moment since friday (hmmmmmm how did they know about friday)

lioness is gonna love it (hope so!)

lioness is designed for you who is demanding of your surroundings and sees the importance of always being able to offer a cup of coffee (I bet none of you knew THAT )

lioness is on the prowl (very true)

 

[Sly77]

Crikey - I've just learnt a few new things about myself - I'm a drunken raccoon thief in trouble with the mafia and the bastard son of a whore!

But my fave is:

sly is the most devious and "sly" cat

 

[lioness]

jacs is a great little bar and the perfect place to go on a friday/saturday night

jacs is a fantasy doll living in a spellbinding wonderland


jacqueline is 5' 6 1/2'' tall (That's actually true. hmmmmmmm)

jacqueline is wonderful

jacqueline is fiercely independent

jacqueline is now working on a tv miniseries

 

[Thrawn]

"Thrawn is a tactical and strategic genius" - Yep, that's right.
"Thrawn is buying warships to add to the Empire's fleet" - Uh Huh.
"Thrawn is not Darth Vader" - State the bloody obvious why don't ya?
"Thrawn is a tall" - Is 185cm considered tall?

 

[Richmondfan#1]

Katherine Hughes is:

an environmental officer at the hawke?s bay regional council and was part of the committee which helped produce the standard

the contact person for this local ministry of our church

now leading the college's drive to

18 years old - haha

 

[Mobbs]

footypedia is not a retail agent for sales
footypedia is a labyrinth of local aussie rules history

... pretty boring ... but the name of my home town :

marnoo is an elegant person who possesses a dignified stature as well as sexually alluring qualities
marnoo is like tommo a man who stands between two worlds but is really part of neither
marnoo is the stranger who arrives at typee and is welcomed with cries of joy and excitement by the natives
marnoo is renowned throughout australia for it's merino studs and was a key factor in selecting the property
marnoo is home to a number of serious grudges and vindictive feuds and a couple of bullies who make the rest of the townsfolk nervous

 

[Docker_Brat]

suzi is not shy about giving orders and expects others to carry out her instructions to the best of their abilities
suzi is as frustrated with this as the fans are and we hope to have more positive information next month
suzi is often invited to speak to organizations about leadership
suzi is a 2 year old dalmatian
suzi is hidden behind one of three closed doors
suzi is behind door #734
suzi is a very effervescent girl who oozes warmth and confidence
suzi is a delightful and very attractive youngster
suzi is australia?s first proper cloned calf
suzi is my idol
suzi is the best ever
suzi is a submissive transvestite and not shy to explore
suzi is a settlin? up on an ozark mountaintop where she can spend her days a diggin
suzi is sexiest because
suzi is not possible and possibly when there is a structural abnormality preventing
suzi is the third one from the left in the photo
suzi is a great brood bitch
suzi is about 10
suzi is active in lives of others and helping others to "win" is one of her dominant life goals
suzi is in menopause
suzi is australia's first proper cloned calf
suzi is as excited about this as i am
suzi is truly a gem
suzi is a professional in a field where standards vary enormously
suzi is not necessarily one specific person
suzi is always happy to help the crew at shows and sales and is affectionately referred to as our “muck queen”
suzi is a heartbreaker
suzi is now a flying instructor with the royal victorian aero club and is currently in the process of acquiring her ifr rating
suzi is just such a joy to work with
suzi is the one
suzi is a writer
suzi is still being healed
suzi is well on her way to complete recovery
suzi is ready to go
suzi is waiting for your call
suzi is an absolutely gorgeous woman

 

[Uncle Steve]

uncle steve is a canajun blues combo out of toronto ontario canada featuring the work of singersongwriter derek stephen mcphail

uncle steve is likely to play down the match as unimportant (makes sense, being a Bays fan)

uncle steve is dead

uncle steve is still alive (that's a relief...)

uncle steve is insane (cue wicked laughter)

uncle steve is very cool

uncle steve is gonna hide the drugs in real hard places so i gotta work extra special hard to find 'em

uncle steve is a gay man that lives in san francisco
uncle steve is my fairy god (oooooooh!)

uncle steve is right (Uncle Steve is always right)

uncle steve is always watching his bear

uncle steve is one sexeh beast (say it again!)

uncle steve is serving time for grand theft auto so he's tied up for a few years (What the...???)

uncle steve is fat? (HEY!)

 

[BrainOfMorbius]

brain of morbius is approximately what seems to have happened with episodes such as the five doctors; forget about any kind of extreme complexity (Quite.)
brain of morbius is a perfect example of early (First I've heard about it.)
brain of morbius is absolutely hilarious (It's true, every word of it's true.)
brain of morbius is a redressed version of frankenstein (Hey!)
brain of morbius is available on bbc video and has recently been broadcast on bsb television
brain of morbius is very enjoyable because of the atmosphere of pure horror that d icks successfully conveys (CHOKE)
brain of morbius is another incredible story
brain of morbius is again a
brain of morbius is that morbius' galaxy
brain of morbius is perhaps his best script
brain of morbius is niet alleen een episode uit de serie dr (Easy for you to say.)

 

[Stucey]

"Stucey is the daughter of the local farmer jebediah hanson" (Umm, oops.)

Surely there is more....yes? No.....

 

[BluesBabe666]

rachel is a dork
rachel is 1 day old
rachel is unhappy
rachel is recommended
rachel is out tonight
rachel is a 3 year old jennet that was bought as part of our
rachel is weeping
rachel is my sister
rachel is 30 today
rachel is an intelligent
rachel is sitting in the living room
rachel is a
rachel is my friend
rachel is finally back
rachel is my heroine
rachel is a lesbian sex goddess
rachel is born
rachel is just a scatter of mobile homes and there is nothing much to see or do here
rachel is the "twin peaks" of the desert
rachel is a journalist and commentator from vancouver
rachel is late previous
rachel is late joey
rachel is touched by brave girl's plight
rachel is the post
rachel is late when rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her projected delivery date
rachel is at a turning point in discovering
rachel is dull
rachel is still weeping
rachel is still weeping ~
rachel is late written by
rachel is" at google
rachel is a 3 year old jennet that was bought as part of our donkey purchase program
rachel is weeping for her children
rachel is worth watching
rachel is my sister sheril's daughter
rachel is late nbc synopsis
rachel is the best
rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe
rachel is not a female
rachel is a rachel says "damnit doug
rachel is at your service
rachel is"
rachel is programme co
rachel is put into several foster homes
rachel is mean to liberals rachel makes me sad and mad rachel is stupid too much harsh language other
rachel is late celui qui allait a la premiere
rachel is in love with
rachel is on the "extraterrestrial highway" and located 40 miles west of the junction of sr 318 and us 93 in western lincoln county
rachel is late
rachel is preaching and serving as liturgist
rachel is here to prove it
rachel is a christian
rachel is a foster mother to a young girl
rachel is found in genesis chapters 29
rachel is more prettier than her rachel looks more natural than that sucks britney britney also always wear a sucks
rachel is named for the old testament figure who wept inconsolably over the loss of her child
rachel is a little girl who lives in preston
rachel is a ?friend? of my mother?s
rachel is a means of receiving the healing grace of god
rachel is a native californian
rachel is exceptional at creating superior learning environments
rachel is well
rachel is not likely to recover any function of her vocal cords
rachel is changing her diet and activity routine
rachel is put in foster care because her mother tries to "get the devil out of her" and ends up in a mental institution
rachel is a 22
rachel is pretty much a loner
rachel is a very happy
rachel is hork bajir valley
rachel is a sensitive
rachel is working with her advisor
rachel is now 14 months old
rachel is a sweet mare
rachel is home to over 400 adults and children of all ages
rachel is undergoing hectic training to acclimatize her with the harsh conditions of the north pole
rachel is pinup
rachel is a full
rachel is expected to set an exemplary role for her five siblings and for the community
rachel is handcuffed
rachel is on the varsity shot put and discus teams
rachel is undecided
rachel is always giving 110% in all fundraising efforts
rachel is
rachel is a sixteen
rachel is originally from illinois
rachel is a very cool person

How can i be a DORK, and a very cool person??? I have bolded my favorite bits!

 

[TheMase]

afl is installed?
afl is training ground for coaches
afl is now best
afl is installed? within windows® 9x
afl is now best served
afl is best
afl is planning to strip the club of crucial early
afl is not hamfisted
afl is very proud to be recognized by volkswagen of mexico with
afl is the premier sporting institution in australia
afl is the basis of the game
afl is the premier sporting competition in australia commanding high levels of corporate sponsorship
afl is dominated by corrupt affiliates like the teamsters
afl is likely to last for days or weeks at a time
afl is the games
afl is encouraged by the increase in capacity of york park and the future developmental work that will be carried out there
afl is a leading integrated logistics provider with a client roster comprising indian and international corporate heavyweights
afl is the pinnacle of football in this country and its funding to victoria has been the lifeblood of state football
afl is related to core holes
afl is out of control
afl is confident next season's draw will be better than the one just gone
afl is the dedicated australian rules football fansite
afl is tapping into af2’s riches behind the bench
afl is down slightly from last year’s 32
afl is seeking to ensure that an appropriate participation opportunity is available to people of all ages in all parts of australia
afl is written so as to make it clear what software is being licensed
afl is making a solid commitment to upgrade their communication and information systems to one of the most advanced systems in the region
afl is hoping that this will be the result of the new board
afl is all about masterminding movement
afl is beyond a joke
afl is going to slash our football grants we are not whingeing
afl is to be trimmed by "only" $60
afl is also further proof of opel's ability to innovate
afl is responsible for junior football development in new zealand and has a three year agreement with the australian football league to deliver
afl is proud to be a part of neescom's success
afl is a perfect complement to the other sporting and entertainment events taking place here
afl is the shear number of different pay sites associated with the system
afl is run by 3 commissioners who will analyze and make all league decisions based on input from fellow owners
afl is real close to becoming america’s fifth major sport
afl is sometimes also taken after the pan pot which also allows the engineer to monitor the signal with the pan position as it is in the mix
afl is committed to its workers
afl is the parent league of the af2
afl is funded solely by a per capita dues assessment levied upon affiliated union locals
afl is encouraging all unions and union members to get involved in the review process
afl is truly unique
afl is a game that your only allowed to take ten steps with the ball and then you have to bounce the ball on the ground or hand ball it to another player on
afl is extremely good in the tropical north
afl is tapping into af2's riches behind the bench
afl is like a future all
afl is an almost pagan
afl is trying to provide
afl is a silicone
afl is alleging the payment to brown
afl is the extra attention the dispute brings to the types of market structures that exist for professional
afl is determined to relocate carlton from optus oval
afl is a joint venture of the aluminum company of america and fujikura ltd
afl is the "best game in the world
afl is compelled to do so by law including a law
afl is investigating
afl is a merger of the newcastle afl and the central coast afl
afl is the greatest game in australia
afl is in the process of assessing its program of matches for the 2003 season
afl is
afl is looking forward to hosting this international competition and to showcase to australian football followers the extent of our game in countries
afl is resolved soon and trust that she will not have to pull the trigger of the trade
afl is running smoothly and not affected by the dispute as reported earlier
afl is proving a huge hit with kids in queensland
afl is now trying to renegotiate the arrangements
afl is tapping into af2`s riches behind the bench
afl is holding a "name your team" promotion
afl is a company located in ontario
afl is a seamhead's delight
afl is a perfect breeding ground for relief pitchers who throw
afl is more interested in "sending clubs to new and developing areas" which includes overseas
afl is the game of the
afl is likely to set up an appeals system for next year
afl is at best minor league
afl is a great
afl is played by two teams
afl is not as national as a lot of people like to think
afl is not profitable for ten at this point but based on ad support so far and our forecasts
afl is by far and away the leading sports license in australia

 

[Portia]

porthos is convinced without having understood anything
porthos is one of our rats that really needs to learn when to give up
porthos is expanding
porthos is most likely on the far right
porthos is specified as sans orgine or "origins unknown"
porthos is not responsible for the return of shipments due to lack of positive id
porthos is interested in establishing strategic partnerships with corporate and private entities committed to promoting the pleasures of experiencing
porthos is down
porthos is gross
porthos is infected with a pathogen on an alien planet
porthos is a militant activist poet
porthos is known to enjoy many aspects that space travel has to offer
porthos is also primarily responsible for the film's crass references to anatomy and biological functions
porthos is committed to national security
porthos is not a chili dog
porthos is alive
porthos is a cute pup but he ain't no buck from married with children
porthos is now rich and the owner of many estates
porthos is used primarily for comic relief
porthos is a real boy at heart and loves to play and generally create havoc everywhere he goes
porthos is still drinking and whoring in paris
porthos is 2
porthos is a champagne rat
porthos is
porthos is particularly able in dispatching the evil cardinal's guards
porthos is actually turning out to be a treat to see onscreen
porthos is an arrogant fop who believes it's better
porthos is closely allied with shang
porthos is an important trading partner with florin but they have no other diplomatic ties
porthos is going to want to go exploring
porthos is waiting for his other two campanions
porthos is stealing the weaver staff for controlling and protecting the hermetic order
porthos is there
porthos is furnished with a double bed and a single bed
porthos is coming

 

[kuepper]

AHAHAAH

At work, we just put a few names in there - one of the Directors is Shane Parsons:

shane parsons is a self evident homosexual

I havent laughed that hard in a very long time.

Shane, however, didnt find it as amusing.

 

[BluesBabe666]

Yeah i think its better if you put in the whole name, other than just the first name..... shortens the list!!

Apparently i am fifth in.
Whatever that means!!