Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Firestarter]

Your comment reminded my of a joke by on Mock the Week a few years ago. The topic was "Things you wouldn't hear on a cooking show".

Hugh Dennis replied "these Korean meatballs really ARE the dogs bollocks".

There was a beauty from Frankie Boyle involving Nigella Lawson which I can't repeat for fear of thread-ban.

Ban worthy joke by Frankie Boyle about salt for the win.

 

[Gasometer]

30 minutes it took to clean the Woof poo up.

Thanks for all turning up to help

 

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Port 53 tackles.

Not half time.

 

[Firestarter]

Telstra outage again. No explanations.

How much would it cost to cancel my contract I wonder...

 

[Gasometer]

Telstra outage again. No explanations.

How much would it cost to cancel my contract I wonder...

They are all shit as each other. Been with Craptus once.

 

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1. I want to go to Phuket.

2. Can anyone recommend a good resort to stay at if you have been.

3. This was a funny Trip Advisor comment on a resort...


Comment-
6th year in a row to Phuket, first time here. Should have read the negative reviews before we booked, sure there are many more positive reviews but sadly we experienced the common theme in the negatives- very rude management, no care factor when there is a problem or if you request ANY changes. Sure, my husband did the wrong thing and swore out of absolute frustration at reception when it was very clear that we were getting the consistently blanket response of 'you get what you booked' and there can be no changes to that for any reason. We wanted a DOWNGRADE from the larger 2nd floor infinity pool room to a.....

and on and on and on...she went.

Nekminit manager replies...


Let me clarify a few thing for the rest of our readers.
1.When you make a booking for a certain type of room and the hotel honours that booking by reserving the room that means that we cannot sell that room to anyone else. If on your arrival you change your mind about that room type and decide that you wish to downgrade to another room type then we can not refund the difference in the cost in any way.
2. Your husband constantly used the F word when dealing with our reception staff, The only time I swore was when I told your husband not to swear at our staff, your husband said that he didn't swear, I said " you keep using the word F##K". Your husband then told me to come from behind the reception desk into the lobby so that he could physical fight with me. All of this was witnessed by other staff and by other guests at the reception desk who commented that your husbands behaviour was disgusting.

 

[D23D]

1. I want to go to Phuket.

2. Can anyone recommend a good resort to stay at if you have been.

3. This was a funny Trip Advisor comment on a resort...


Comment-
6th year in a row to Phuket, first time here. Should have read the negative reviews before we booked, sure there are many more positive reviews but sadly we experienced the common theme in the negatives- very rude management, no care factor when there is a problem or if you request ANY changes. Sure, my husband did the wrong thing and swore out of absolute frustration at reception when it was very clear that we were getting the consistently blanket response of 'you get what you booked' and there can be no changes to that for any reason. We wanted a DOWNGRADE from the larger 2nd floor infinity pool room to a.....

and on and on and on...she went.

Nekminit manager replies...


Let me clarify a few thing for the rest of our readers.
1.When you make a booking for a certain type of room and the hotel honours that booking by reserving the room that means that we cannot sell that room to anyone else. If on your arrival you change your mind about that room type and decide that you wish to downgrade to another room type then we can not refund the difference in the cost in any way.
2. Your husband constantly used the F word when dealing with our reception staff, The only time I swore was when I told your husband not to swear at our staff, your husband said that he didn't swear, I said " you keep using the word F##K". Your husband then told me to come from behind the reception desk into the lobby so that he could physical fight with me. All of this was witnessed by other staff and by other guests at the reception desk who commented that your husbands behaviour was disgusting.

Depends. Just you going or are you bringing the family?

 

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Depends. Just you going or are you bringing the family?

2 adults, one 13 yr old.

 

[D23D]

2 adults, one 13 yr old.

Sorry mate, only know the party places

 

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...well I am a bit Grumpy because tomorrow I have to have my thoughts examined as to my opinion on JB and Scotts.

 

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That Game of Thrones episode today was awesome

 

[ferball]

That Game of Thrones episode today was awesome

Its ridiculous that people use the grumpy thread to praise things. What happened to structure people. Its worse than giving votes in the game day thread.

I tell you it was never like this when I was a kid. We knew our limits and where things belonged.

 

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Its ridiculous that people use the grumpy thread to praise things. What happened to structure people. Its worse than giving votes in the game day thread.

I tell you it was never like this when I was a kid. We knew our limits and where things belonged.

When you are the OP of such a legendary thread ...well winners are grinners and **** off if you don't like it.

Just saying

 

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76 pages of outrage here for those wanting to join in..

(Note ^^^ GoT comment was a flabbergastation that Tv can still inspire Grumpy Olds to like modern entertainment )

 

[Dodecahedron]

Did my hammy a few weeks ago trying to keep up with some youngsters (20s and 30s) in a group fitness class. Taken weeeeeeeks to get right. Tested it last week. Semi-pinged it again......Becoming a fossil.

 

[Orange Peanut]

Did my hammy a few weeks ago trying to keep up with some youngsters (20s and 30s) in a group fitness class. Taken weeeeeeeks to get right. Tested it last week. Semi-pinged it again......Becoming a fossil.

Becoming the grumpy old version of T.Garner?

 

[Dodecahedron]

Becoming the grumpy old version of T.Garner?

Garner Turner Overdrive

 

[The Other Dean]

^ You ain't seen nothing yet.

D-D-D-Dodecahedron, you just ain't seen n-n-nothing yet.

 

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Becoming the grumpy old version of T.Garner?

2 weeks

 

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Try doing a calf.

So much pain I almost shit my pants.

6 week recovery.

(*^almost ok!)

 

[Miss Rosie]

Try doing a calf.

So much pain I almost shit my pants.

6 week recovery.

(*^almost ok!)

Arrgggggghhhhhh.. the images now in my head ..............................

 

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DAMN cold atm.

 

[Hojuman]

DAMN cold atm.

You southerner's aren't so tough then ?

 

[D23D]

DAMN cold atm.

I know, I had to wear ugg boots with my tshirt and shorts to the home brew fridge downstairs. Bloody Nora!

 

[Zondor]

DAMN cold atm.

Yeah I can't find my penis. :stern look