Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Gasometer]

Today is the first day of the journey to summer and the middle of Pre Season Training for 2018.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Peking duck is better than alfalfa, sassafras and wafts of rocket of whatever the **** else they spray on chips these days.

Its a good solid flavour not some vegan hipster atrocity.

call me old fashioned but if you cant spell it, don't eat it

 

[Dodecahedron]

Peking duck is better than alfalfa, sassafras and wafts of rocket of whatever the **** else they spray on chips these days.

Its a good solid flavour not some vegan hipster atrocity.

Vegan Atrocity - sounds like a thrash metal band

 

[blackshadow]

Vegan Atrocity - sounds like a thrash metal band

Extra points if they resurrect the Turbonegro tradition of dousing crowds in dolphin blood and feathers.

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[Roozee]

$5 for a teaspoon of Nutella at some wanky hipster cafe.

F*** Off.

 

[Nate7]

What makes it naughty?

 

[blackshadow]

What makes it naughty?

Does it include hand cranked special sauce?

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[Nate7]

Does it include hand cranked special sauce?

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Looks like cottage cheese on top, so I'd say yes.

 

[see see]

What makes it naughty?

The price.

 

[Orange Peanut]

What makes it naughty?

It's actually poo.

 

[see see]

Looks like cottage cheese on top, so I'd say yes.

Looks a bit like dried "Sophie Monk" to me. But not just any old dried jizz; it's sun dried. Hence the premium price.

 

[Roozee]

It's actually poo.

Cafe must be in Coogee Bay then.

 

[Gasometer]

I will say my farewells for the short term as I suspect that a red card maybe imminent due to a query I posted in the Better Call Saul thread that has prolly upset a poster in that thread.



















The Chief.

 

[blackshadow]

I will say my farewells for the short term as I suspect that a red card maybe imminent due to a query I posted in the Better Call Saul thread that has prolly upset a poster in that thread.



















The Chief.

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[Gasometer]

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Still a live.

 

[ferball]

What makes it naughty?

They buy it for 3 bucks a jar?

 

[Samsquanch]

$5 for a teaspoon of Nutella at some wanky hipster cafe.

F*** Off.

That was on the project apparently.

Check media watch for the debunk.

 

[Gasometer]

If this thread gets to 200 pages does it get acknowledged as Legendary Thread status?

 

[Nate7]

If this thread gets to 200 pages does it get acknowledged as Legendary Thread status?

Just as simple as asking the right people eg super mods.

 

[Samsquanch]

Just as simple as asking the right people eg super mods.

If this thread gets to 200 pages does it get acknowledged as Legendary Thread status?

Just stay on the good side of the Chief, he of unmatched wisdom.

 

[Gasometer]

Just stay on the good side of the Chief, he of unmatched wisdom.

Freedom of speech I say.

Better Call Saul is not in the same sphere as Breaking Bad.

Yet the posters in there suggest it is Scorcese quality.

Its very good. But not excellent.

But tell them that....yikes.

 

[Roozee]

That was on the project apparently.

Check media watch for the debunk.

Yes, I did hear that it was possibly someone putting the feelers out to gauge a reaction of peoples thoughts.

I'm sure they got it.

 

[KiwiRoo]

$5 for a teaspoon of Nutella at some wanky hipster cafe.

F*** Off.

I didn't read this properly and thought it said Naughty Nigella and they were taking the piss out of her coke habit by sprinkling chocolate with a coke look a like

hey im old, I see what I want to see now !

 

[Roozee]

I didn't read this properly and thought it said Naughty Nigella and they were taking the piss out of her coke habit by sprinkling chocolate with a coke look a like

hey im old, I see what I want to see now !

Apparently it's just crushed nuts on there.

For $5 you'd be expecting saffron infused white truffle and dehumidified lobster flakes on top.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Apparently it's just crushed nuts on there.

For $5 you'd be expecting saffron infused white truffle and dehumidified lobster flakes on top.

I'd pay $5 for Donald Trumps crushed nuts