Hams got it all over turkey

[teams]

Know a turkey farmer who does well at christmas but don't know why. Today we had ham, lobster and turkey to hop into. Turkey came a poor third.

 

[Vandal]

Ham is the stuff, lasts forever. I'll be eating ham sangers for weeks. Appreciated.

 

[DoubleA]

I had (and for the first time ever) the best bacon I've ever had EVER, some with turkey today, mwah, fantastic.

 

[The Dice Man]

Someone obviously doesnt know how to cook a Turkey!

I ate 43 perfect Prawns today and still have another 18 in the fridge

 

[teams]

Someone obviously doesnt know how to cook a Turkey!

I ate 43 perfect Prawns today and still have another 18 in the fridge

Nah, it was cooked O'k. Just hasn't the taste of ham. Not big on poultry at the best of the times.

And guard that fridge. Don't waste them on the unappreciative.

 

[The Dice Man]

Nah, it was cooked O'k. Just hasn't the taste of ham. Not big on poultry at the best of the times.

And guard that fridge. Don't waste them on the unappreciative.

Oh man u have no idea!

Today at my family BBQ there was a girl Id never met before. She busted her ankle 2 days ago by jumping into bed and about to have sex with some random dude. Today she scammed 6 prawns off me, 3 wild turkeys and half a dozen ciggies. I told her on her 6th Prawn enough was enough, you can go and get your own ********ing prawns.

Then she turns it on me and says Im a Bstard because she said please and thank you

She was lucky to get ONE in the first place! So sad to say Ive already waisted some on the unnapreciated.


(And I must say they are the best Prawns Ive ever had... They're grown on a prawn farm at Jacob's Well just north of the Gold Coast, and starved for 2 days before they're killed so you have no poop shoot. These guys are apparently Australia's largest exporter of Prawns, and I understand why)

 

[Kegs44]

Roast Pork is the best, but the turkey we had today was so good. We had 3kg turkey between the family and we finished that off with ease, and barely ne of the ham was gone.

 

[Blues_Man]

we had Ham, roast pork, and roast lamb ....the favourite was Ham closely followed by the Pork . I never bother with turkey anymore ..it's way overrated

 

[viccles]

Ham is the bomb

 

[PA HOG]

Oh man u have no idea!

Today at my family BBQ there was a girl Id never met before. She busted her ankle 2 days ago by jumping into bed and about to have sex with some random dude. Today she scammed 6 prawns off me, 3 wild turkeys and half a dozen ciggies. I told her on her 6th Prawn enough was enough, you can go and get your own ********ing prawns.

Then she turns it on me and says Im a Bstard because she said please and thank you




She was lucky to get ONE in the first place! So sad to say Ive already waisted some on the unnapreciated.


(And I must say they are the best Prawns Ive ever had... They're grown on a prawn farm at Jacob's Well just north of the Gold Coast, and starved for 2 days before they're killed so you have no poop shoot. These guys are apparently Australia's largest exporter of Prawns, and I understand why)

More importantly, did the random dude get one after she broke her ankle?

 

[RoosterLad]

from work i got turkey and ham, marvellous stuff
i would take ham over turkey but i love them both

i also had a crapload of prawns yesterday, with some cray and ham, washed down with Pale Ale and Wild Turkey, the best beer and best bourbon in the world

 

[Mattlowry]

Turkey > Ham

Ham is good and all but if cooked well X-Mas turkey is the bomb...

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Ham>>>>>>>>>>>>>Turkey in my book.

I couldn't believe my luck yesterday. I pulled a Pale from the fridge and then remembered I had to offer our guests one. So I offered and EVERYONE said they wanted a beer so I'm like this is bull******** because now I only have 2 left in the 6pack which meant I had to put another 2 HOT 6packs in the frdige. So I get out one of the 2 beers but I somehow drop it and it breaks and goes all over the floor. I just stand there for a few minutes in total shock. So I grabbed the last COLD beer and opened it, took a sip and went back to the table. I put the Pale down and went back to my lunch, then my stupid unco uncle goes to get his wine and his elbow knocks over my beer and it spills all over the floor again. I was shattered.

I swear about 5 minutes after uncle dikchead knocked over my beer and about 15 minutes after I put my hot 6packs in the fridge, the power goes out. I couldn't believe it. No fridge for 2 and a half ********ing hours!!!

So I ended up having one swig of beer for the whole afternoon, however got poleaxed off Crownies and Croatian scotch that night. One Christmas DAY I'd like to forget.

 

[PA HOG]

Ham>>>>>>>>>>>>>Turkey in my book.

I couldn't believe my luck yesterday. I pulled a Pale from the fridge and then remembered I had to offer our guests one. So I offered and EVERYONE said they wanted a beer so I'm like this is bull******** because now I only have 2 left in the 6pack which meant I had to put another 2 HOT 6packs in the frdige. So I get out one of the 2 beers but I somehow drop it and it breaks and goes all over the floor. I just stand there for a few minutes in total shock. So I grabbed the last COLD beer and opened it, took a sip and went back to the table. I put the Pale down and went back to my lunch, then my stupid unco uncle goes to get his wine and his elbow knocks over my beer and it spills all over the floor again. I was shattered.

I swear about 5 minutes after uncle dikchead knocked over my beer and about 15 minutes after I put my hot 6packs in the fridge, the power goes out. I couldn't believe it. No fridge for 2 and a half ********ing hours!!!

So I ended up having one swig of beer for the whole afternoon, however got poleaxed off Crownies and Croatian scotch that night. One Christmas DAY I'd like to forget.

What did you have with your Croatian "scotch"; Adelaide "water"?

 

[ICanDressMyself]

What did you have with your Croatian "scotch"; Adelaide "water"?

No I had Crown Lagers. I said that, maybe if you had read my post a bit better you may have picked that up ok now ******** off.

 

[Borry]

Dont like ham. Only good in salad rolls.

Prefer the turkey and pork much much more.

 

[teams]

Dont like ham. Only good in salad rolls.

Prefer the turkey and pork much much more.

Makes you wonder what a dodo would taste like.

 

[PA HOG]

No I had Crown Lagers. I said that, maybe if you had read my post a bit better you may have picked that up ok now ******** off.

And compliments of the season to you too. Your profile lists you as 17 and this might explain your petulance the day following your mixing whisky and lager. It is no wonder you became “poleaxed” after that ‘lethal’ mix!

I’m not sure which part of my joke got up your nose, I hope not the reference to Adelaide’s water because I was only going by its reputation; I’ve never used it as a whisky mixer. Or did you miss the significance of the reference to “Croatian” + “Scotch”? Let me explain. “Scotch” was, in ancient times, a word used to describe the people of Scotland who are now known as “Scots” or “The Scottish”. “Scotch’ nowadays is a word used to describe whisky ONLY distilled in Scotland; especially whisky made from malted barley in a pot still. (Like we humans, it improves with maturity.) Australian whisky, for example, can not lawfully be called “Scotch”. That would be like you buying an “Australian Skateboard” only to discover it’s made in China or champagne and finding it’s not from that region of France.

I hope that explains what was meant to be a little joke. Happy New Year.

 

[Kingpin]

Been scoffing down pork, chicken, turkey, pudding & scotch the last two days now. Can't stand ham.
The only ham I'll eat is sliced and put in between two bits of bread in a Breville Sandwich Maker, toasted ham sandwiches are the sh*t.

 

[TheGhostOfJohnBelushi]

I'm not a big fan of ham. Then again, I don't like turkey.

 

[Minkus_Swan]

Turkey >>> chicken >>> roast pork >>> ham

 

[ssreid]

Tried a fresh turkey this christmas instead of a frozen one couldn't believe the difference.

 

[hawkeye23]

I hate turkey.

We had roast pork (my favourite), ham and turkey roll.

 

[Squizza]

Turkey's like Chicken's ******ed cousin

 

[jo_lions]

Ham<Turkey<Prawns