NakedDeadGuy
Club Legend
Anyone on the punt has at least one - share em. I'll have a crack first off.
Earlier this year our cricket club had a last man standing day, everyone was well and truly knackered when we called stumps at about 3:00 Sunday arvo. A few gluttons wandered down the pub, me and 2 other guys decided to have a couple of rounds of misery bets, standard $3 ones. First one no good, second one the same. The young fella who was in with us wasn't really versed in the ways of the pub or the punt, asked us how to put it on - we just told him to grab the ticket and whack it through. We asked him what numbers we got, he told us and we sat back and watched those three duly salute. You bloody ripper, the winner pays something like $78, second was about $11 the place. Bugger me! The tri's paid $14k, $2.5k each, we'll take that. Sent him up to collect ...... nuh-uh, you guessed it, he's put through a $1 misery bet. Of course we didn't have the bastards in order. The hangover at work the next day really hurt.
He still cops heaps, but at least now he knows how to put a bloody bet on!
Earlier this year our cricket club had a last man standing day, everyone was well and truly knackered when we called stumps at about 3:00 Sunday arvo. A few gluttons wandered down the pub, me and 2 other guys decided to have a couple of rounds of misery bets, standard $3 ones. First one no good, second one the same. The young fella who was in with us wasn't really versed in the ways of the pub or the punt, asked us how to put it on - we just told him to grab the ticket and whack it through. We asked him what numbers we got, he told us and we sat back and watched those three duly salute. You bloody ripper, the winner pays something like $78, second was about $11 the place. Bugger me! The tri's paid $14k, $2.5k each, we'll take that. Sent him up to collect ...... nuh-uh, you guessed it, he's put through a $1 misery bet. Of course we didn't have the bastards in order. The hangover at work the next day really hurt.
He still cops heaps, but at least now he knows how to put a bloody bet on!