JackGraham
If he kicks it we win
- Nov 1, 2017
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March 2018, Federal Govt abolished 457 Visas and replaced them with a Visa available to individuals who are qualified to work or train in an eligible skilled occupation. Mason Cox
was neither qualified nor had the skills to work in his chosen occupation and should therefore have been immediately deported back to Texas like a fire ant. Instead he claimed to be an Au Pair from the Dallas French Quarter and snuck in via the back door with the help of Gil.
Fast forward to prelim final, plays the best 1 quarter of his career on Tigers defenders who were crapping through the eye of a needle due to David Astbury
giving them gastro (strain later found to be imported from Houston).
Gil’s Au Pair debacle cost the Tiges the 18 flag. No way the Bradbury’s would have won on the ‘G with that chippy chippy possession game.
PLAYERCARDSTART
46
Mason Cox
- Age
- 33
- Ht
- 211cm
- Wt
- 110kg
- Pos.
- F/R
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 8.7
- 2star
- K
- 5.2
- 2star
- HB
- 3.5
- 3star
- M
- 4.0
- 4star
- T
- 1.6
- 4star
- G
- 1.2
- 4star
- D
- 6.0
- 1star
- K
- 3.0
- 1star
- HB
- 3.0
- 2star
- M
- 2.3
- 2star
- T
- 0.3
- 1star
- G
- 1.0
- 4star
- D
- 9.0
- 3star
- K
- 5.4
- 2star
- HB
- 3.6
- 3star
- M
- 2.6
- 3star
- T
- 2.4
- 4star
- G
- 1.8
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
Fast forward to prelim final, plays the best 1 quarter of his career on Tigers defenders who were crapping through the eye of a needle due to David Astbury
PLAYERCARDSTART
12
David Astbury
- Age
- 33
- Ht
- 195cm
- Wt
- 96kg
- Pos.
- Def
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 13.1
- 3star
- K
- 7.9
- 3star
- HB
- 5.2
- 4star
- M
- 5.3
- 5star
- T
- 1.3
- 3star
- MG
- 204.2
- 3star
- D
- 14.8
- 4star
- K
- 9.8
- 4star
- HB
- 5.0
- 3star
- M
- 5.0
- 5star
- T
- 1.5
- 2star
- MG
- 230.8
- 4star
- D
- 8.4
- 3star
- K
- 5.0
- 2star
- HB
- 3.4
- 3star
- M
- 2.4
- 3star
- T
- 1.8
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
Gil’s Au Pair debacle cost the Tiges the 18 flag. No way the Bradbury’s would have won on the ‘G with that chippy chippy possession game.