Snippa
Debutant
Two West Aussie lads from the Freo area die in a tragic car accident and go straight to hell. On their first day in hell, the devil (who hates West Aussies) turns the furnaces up a bit to make things interesting for the lads - to his dismay whilst on his daily rounds - he sees the WA boys relaxing on deck chairs having a barbie.
"What the Heaven?" says the devil, "Don't you realise you're in hell and it's really bloody hot!""Ahhh but we're West Aussies, we love a nice hot day!" say the boys.
The next day the devil figures he'll make things unbearable and cranks up the fires even more. To his absolute astonishment whilst on his daily rounds of hell - making sure everyone is in burning agony - he again spots the WA lads out on the porch with a few beers soaking up the warmth.
The next day the devil decides to change his plan of attack - and seeing as the WA boys obviously have no problem with the odd hot day in hell - turns all the furnaces off and makes the place as cold as he possibly could. Icicles are forming from hells ceiling and hells pits of lava are now ice skating rinks - it is so cold that not even a penguin could stand more than a few minutes in the place.
This time the devil think he has the WA boys measure BUT - to his absolute astonishment, again! - whilst on his rounds he sees the boys having the biggest party hell has ever seen!!! They are drunk as hell and throwing streamers around - having a great time!"What is wrong with you people" says the devil, "I make the place hot and you love it- I make it hotter and you still love it - I make the place freezing cold and you throw a party!
""Well" says one of the lads,"Hell has just frozen over - Freo must have won the premiership!!"
"What the Heaven?" says the devil, "Don't you realise you're in hell and it's really bloody hot!""Ahhh but we're West Aussies, we love a nice hot day!" say the boys.
The next day the devil figures he'll make things unbearable and cranks up the fires even more. To his absolute astonishment whilst on his daily rounds of hell - making sure everyone is in burning agony - he again spots the WA lads out on the porch with a few beers soaking up the warmth.
The next day the devil decides to change his plan of attack - and seeing as the WA boys obviously have no problem with the odd hot day in hell - turns all the furnaces off and makes the place as cold as he possibly could. Icicles are forming from hells ceiling and hells pits of lava are now ice skating rinks - it is so cold that not even a penguin could stand more than a few minutes in the place.
This time the devil think he has the WA boys measure BUT - to his absolute astonishment, again! - whilst on his rounds he sees the boys having the biggest party hell has ever seen!!! They are drunk as hell and throwing streamers around - having a great time!"What is wrong with you people" says the devil, "I make the place hot and you love it- I make it hotter and you still love it - I make the place freezing cold and you throw a party!
""Well" says one of the lads,"Hell has just frozen over - Freo must have won the premiership!!"
