Live Event Hello Melbun (Shemons vs Carltank)

[chelseacarlton]

Hi melbun,there was a time when you and I were friends,we'd go to the park and feed the ducks,skip stones at the beach,do backwards flips off the Franga pier(well you didn't,because frankly,you're not very coordinated,but you tried and the Islander and Maori kids didn't laugh too loud),we'd hold hands crossing the road,but now you're all growned up and you think all these things are childish and boring.

But now the that shoe is on the other foot and we require a little helping hand.
So I put it to you,lube up please mmmkay

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Carlton already off to a bad start with that banner.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Upset upset upset upset upset

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

We don't need no lube. We're going in dry.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Upset upset upset upset upset

You will be after the final siren.

Also mods, please merge this fred with Chelsea's.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Playing for the Earl Spalding golf ball. Double turds.

 

[Impunity!]

Jack Watts with the goal... from an intercept mark!

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

 

[DapperJong]

We don't need no lube. We're going in dry.

Like, I get the analogy. But it's not really that funny and aren't you concerned about chaffing your dick?

 

[DapperJong]

jesus.....

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Jack Watts with the goal... from an intercept mark!

Jeffy too unselfish there for the Exers.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Like, I get the analogy. But it's not really that funny and aren't you concerned about chaffing your dick?

Nah the Blues are pretty loose. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[DapperJong]

Nah the Blues are pretty loose. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

That's actually fair enough.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Ok all Wright

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

The Weed!

 

[hawkman]

Lewis has had some work done on his hair

The massive bald patch has gone

 

[chelseacarlton]

Ed

 

[Benwah83]

Our foot skills have been as ordinary as...

...this, in the first quarter.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Jeffy and Christo go back to back!

 

[Praetorian]

Our foot skills have been as ordinary as...

...this, in the first quarter.

they'll regret slandering our yachts just like they regret slandering Dusty last week

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Jo Silvagni, would still smash.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Maaaaaaaaaaaxy!






I just came.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Daisy Thomas off injured.
Huge blow for the Demons!

 

[Starburns_]

Would love to know how much they paid for that pearler.

 

[Starburns_]

Daisy.