help required in chat

[walshy1993]

darky where are you?
once again we have been invaded by americans
and this time its worse, they arent talking about soccer but rather britney spears

someone help
id even settle for mags

 

[magpie_joffa]

Its a big big world out there walshy
maybe one day you might just decide to stand up and face it,so i take it the yanks had you covered, so you had to duck out of chat
and scream for help by posting this piss weak
post crying for help.

That is so piss weak mate.

 

[Same Old's]

Well it is called BigSoccer Chat.