How The Hell Does He Do It!!!!

[Marshmellowmagic]

How the Hell does Stephen Burns Continually be a star

week in week out
he has an average of 7 goals per game...
10 marks...
8 tackles....
25 disp.
14 contested.
11 uncon.

he is a absoulte FREAK of nature

 

[tugga]

Who?

 

[Marshmellowmagic]

whoops its steVen burns
he is a superstar of the future

 

[MarkMiller93]

How the Hell does Stephen Burns Continually be a star

week in week out
he has an average of 7 goals per game...
10 marks...
8 tackles....
25 disp.
14 contested.
11 uncon.

he is a absoulte FREAK of nature

That Burns kid is a gun ay!!
he's from skye or something or carrum downs?
he'd definatly be in the top 5 draft pics in like 2 years you'd say.
what do u reckon?

 

[Vonsche]

Hmm?

The guy off Blues Clues that supposedly died?

 

[Marshmellowmagic]

yeah saw him play last sunday ummm cut the other team in half...
kicked 9.2
31 disp.

 

[Marshmellowmagic]

no not blues clues guy he killed himself or sumps like that

But apparently terry wallace has had a few meetings with this kid(behind closed doors)
so fingers crossed

 

[Tiger Fury #3]

Who is he?

 

[Marshmellowmagic]

this kid he plays for the something Bulls i think

 

[Tiger Fury #3]

No, the blues clues guy died of an accidental overdose i think. And who is he?!

 

[Tiger Fury #3]

How old is he?
How tall?

 

[PHX]

Who?

Sounds like a future Adam Derbyshire.

 

[TigerGlory]

If he plays Under 16s and plays for Carrum Downs in the Frankston Division then hes not very good.

Carrum Downs are last and are crap.

 

[Marshmellowmagic]

16 i think
and 182cm tall

his name is Steven Burns
lives in carram downs vic i think

 

[Marshmellowmagic]

nah he playes for the bulls

 

[MarkMiller93]

will richmond tank for this kid?

 

[TimeFor11]

How the hell is there stats on a kid playing local footy like contested possesions and uncontested possesions. For that matter possesions full stop.

 

[Spielvogel]

talk it up mate ha ha

 

[Benchwarmer77]

this kid he plays for the something Bulls i think

you seen him play and u dont seem sure who he plays for

 

[Drunken Wookie]

whoops its steVen burns
he is a superstar of the future

You'd think by now you could spell your own name!

 

[kainokaino]

Im pretty sure this so called Kid is marshmellowmagic ...
and hes stats would be something like this
Under 16cs

Foward pocket - 3 disposals a game .. 50% time on ground

 

[cotcha now]

carrum downs r shit....ycw frankston r undefeated top of ladder and havent lost a game sinc like 2 years ago or sumthing.they win every game by like 100 points..this in under 16s....i believe. some good quality plays in this ycw list. many i know.

by the sounds of this kid he is too gud to be true hopefully ends up at richmond if soo lol

 

[Equus]

No, The guy from Blue Clues OD on something. LSD probably, seeing paper dog running around him must've made him trip.

RIP

 

[RichosGuns]

FFFLLMMMAAAAOOO!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Burns

Burns' departure caused a resurface of the rumors that had circulated about him since 1998. As Burns said, "The rumor mill surrounding me has always been really strange."[5] These "specious claims" included dying from a heroin overdose, being run over by a car, and being replaced, like Paul McCartney of The Beatles, by a look-alike. Some viewers claimed that "clues" regarding Burns' demise were even placed within the show.[

 

[RichosGuns]

Back to Steve Burns

I would be far from suprised if "Steven Burns" was actually marshmellow and MarkMiller is his mate.

It wouldn't be the first time