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I hope they showed up in Geelong in a car marked Umpire PoliceNot a week goes by, Ms Kane sending the Umpire Police to have a chat.
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Imagine how many inept umps will be running around when there’s another 2 teams in the comp.
They talk of the quality of players dropping, what about the umps?
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Agree with all your posts on this topic 100%. The AFL are a (corrupt) joke, the sc*mpires are a (incompetent) joke. The end.How many games have the umps left their slime trail over this year?
It seems more than normal.
No you don’t.i have better things to do than edit your posts.
Can you edit my posts?@zackah and i have better things to do than edit your posts.
I totally agreeThere’s one game a year where the VFL put out a group of competent adjudicators, the GF.
Oh hello. Having royally shafted Norf, (less than) Citizen Kane is now Hectoring the entire AFL.
The blithely ignorant Kane believes her job entails running 18 7-11 franchises, eating a lot of Crays and prawns (many raw) and laughing a lot.
She does not have any interest or knowledge of the footy game but recognises her job does involve organising Adjudication. For this she has consulted with another bosses lackey in McBurney. The Good Citizen of Docklands (sorry Brecht) and The Enemy of the People broke bread. Over a morning snack of a kilo jar of Beluga and several bottles of Bolly darling they discussed the vexed issue of Adjudication.
“What is wrong with the Trugo rules?” Asked Citizen Kane.
“That is a filthy workers game, started by Communist railway workers.” snapped the Enemy. “And we play a game called Vee Eff Ell. We employ as umps lots of honest folk like venture capitalists, bankers, real estate agents and the entire sector of the Pell family not already employed by the Catholic Church. Lately we have trialled Bont to ump himself. He always gets the right result.”
The two went on so long with the adjudication issue, morning tea drifted on to lunch and dinner. A fine time was had by both. Eventually they agreed the following Clubs would benefit from adjudication - Carlton, the Pies, Footscray, the Donnies (until the Finals…boy did they laugh cruelly zackah ).
Norf however would suffer from adjudication. This was to be a smokescreen for the rule changes on drafting which included taking their choice of players from the four Northern Academies each year. In addition they were to pick up Gulden, Greene, Andrews, Anderson
The meeting resolved that there were four field umpires and the game was called footy. The GF would be cancelled if Sydney lapped the other 17 teams but awarded to Carlton or Footscray. Was it the latters turn again?
Citizen Kane confessed over Port and Cigars her hero was Gina Hancock and she’d had lap band surgery in solidarity and her life ambition was to have her portrait and Gina’s painted together and entered in the Archibald.
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Edit: ****ing google imagesRest assured I had a very funny gif making fun of you for being exceptionally old
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There's nothing wrong with Grand Uncle Horace but his speech to text AI has a mind of its own![]()
Edit: ****ing google imagesRest assured I had a very funny gif making fun of you for being exceptionally old
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