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Not a week goes by, Ms Kane sending the Umpire Police to have a chat.

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Imagine how many inept umps will be running around when there’s another 2 teams in the comp.

They talk of the quality of players dropping, what about the umps?

There’s one game a year where the VFL put out a group of competent adjudicators, the GF. So out of 207 games played they get one (1) right. Looks like a fail to me. Good one VFL.


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Yep, the VFL and Ms Kane and her adviser, Josh Mahoney have taken a mid season dive into how long it takes to dispose of the ball. A rule that doesn’t have a time attached to it just a judgement by the adjudicators, now in the blink of an eye a player has no opportunity to dispose of the ball when tackled. Any chance the brain trust can have a serious look at the disposal criteria? Dropping the ball and throwing the ball maybe. The most frustrating part of our game but no. The Laura and Show, there’s no hope.


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sigh

Geoff I don't know if you're new around here but it seems to me you're making a concerted effort to avoid the swear filter.

Pull your head in and be smarter with your rants.

zackah and i have better things to do than edit your posts.
 
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Oh hello. Having royally shafted Norf, (less than) Citizen Kane is now Hectoring the entire AFL.

The blithely ignorant Kane believes her job entails running 18 7-11 franchises, eating a lot of Crays and prawns (many raw) and laughing a lot.

She does not have any interest or knowledge of the footy game but recognises her job does involve organising Adjudication. For this she has consulted with another bosses lackey in McBurney. The Good Citizen of Docklands (sorry Brecht) and The Enemy of the People broke bread. Over a morning snack of a kilo jar of Beluga and several bottles of Bolly darling they discussed the vexed issue of Adjudication.

“What is wrong with the Trugo rules?” Asked Citizen Kane.

“That is a filthy workers game, started by Communist railway workers.” snapped the Enemy. “And we play a game called Vee Eff Ell. We employ as umps lots of honest folk like venture capitalists, bankers, real estate agents and the entire sector of the Pell family not already employed by the Catholic Church. Lately we have trialled Bont to ump himself. He always gets the right result.”

The two went on so long with the adjudication issue, morning tea drifted on to lunch and dinner. A fine time was had by both. Eventually they agreed the following Clubs would benefit from adjudication - Carlton, the Pies, Footscray, the Donnies (until the Finals…boy did they laugh cruelly zackah ).

Norf however would suffer from adjudication. This was to be a smokescreen for the rule changes on drafting which included taking their choice of players from the four Northern Academies each year. In addition they were to pick up Gulden, Greene, Andrews, Anderson

The meeting resolved that there were four field umpires and the game was called footy. The GF would be cancelled if Sydney lapped the other 17 teams but awarded to Carlton or Footscray. Was it the latters turn again?

Citizen Kane confessed over Port and Cigars her hero was Gina Hancock and she’d had lap band surgery in solidarity and her life ambition was to have her portrait and Gina’s painted together and entered in the Archibald.
 
Oh hello. Having royally shafted Norf, (less than) Citizen Kane is now Hectoring the entire AFL.

The blithely ignorant Kane believes her job entails running 18 7-11 franchises, eating a lot of Crays and prawns (many raw) and laughing a lot.

She does not have any interest or knowledge of the footy game but recognises her job does involve organising Adjudication. For this she has consulted with another bosses lackey in McBurney. The Good Citizen of Docklands (sorry Brecht) and The Enemy of the People broke bread. Over a morning snack of a kilo jar of Beluga and several bottles of Bolly darling they discussed the vexed issue of Adjudication.

“What is wrong with the Trugo rules?” Asked Citizen Kane.

“That is a filthy workers game, started by Communist railway workers.” snapped the Enemy. “And we play a game called Vee Eff Ell. We employ as umps lots of honest folk like venture capitalists, bankers, real estate agents and the entire sector of the Pell family not already employed by the Catholic Church. Lately we have trialled Bont to ump himself. He always gets the right result.”

The two went on so long with the adjudication issue, morning tea drifted on to lunch and dinner. A fine time was had by both. Eventually they agreed the following Clubs would benefit from adjudication - Carlton, the Pies, Footscray, the Donnies (until the Finals…boy did they laugh cruelly zackah ).

Norf however would suffer from adjudication. This was to be a smokescreen for the rule changes on drafting which included taking their choice of players from the four Northern Academies each year. In addition they were to pick up Gulden, Greene, Andrews, Anderson

The meeting resolved that there were four field umpires and the game was called footy. The GF would be cancelled if Sydney lapped the other 17 teams but awarded to Carlton or Footscray. Was it the latters turn again?

Citizen Kane confessed over Port and Cigars her hero was Gina Hancock and she’d had lap band surgery in solidarity and her life ambition was to have her portrait and Gina’s painted together and entered in the Archibald.
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Edit: ****ing google images :mad: Rest assured I had a very funny gif making fun of you for being exceptionally old :(
 
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Edit: ****ing google images :mad: Rest assured I had a very funny gif making fun of you for being exceptionally old :(

lol…. Why insist on stating the obvious… I actually have two exes in the dim dark past called Belinda.
 
Both were and presumably still are frightening.

Unfortunately the Bombers like the Bloods will cop a shocking reaming from the Not Trugo Adjudicators once Finals commence. The Bont will play both for the Footscrays and the Not Trugo Adjudicators.
 
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Edit: ****ing google images :mad: Rest assured I had a very funny gif making fun of you for being exceptionally old :(
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