I got sacked because:

[PeteLX]

Well, you tell me!

 

[Stucey]

I was gonna go with option No.3, but then I remembered who posted this topic....

Nah, you tell us? I went with No.1, too much time on the internet, not enough work.

 

[Mooster7]

You got the axe? That's too bad.

I think your boss saw you posting on Bigfooty, noticed your avatar while looking over your shoulder and sacked you because said avatar made him feel sexually ambiguous.

I think there is precedent for sexual avatar discrimination. Look into it. It's certainly not the strangest bit of litigation ever. And it IS a freakin' sexy avatar to be sure.

Peace, and better job to ya

 

[BomberGal]

Aww! I went for all of the above.

Suddenly my whingey, whiney email doesn't sound so tragic!

 

[TADS]

I have no idea but I think I'm about to get the sack so I am wasting my days on this as I don't have any work to do

 

[Santos L Helper]

Where's the option for:

Failed Drug Test?

 

[Mcchawk]

Almost got the sack today but thankfully didn't

 

[gPhonque]

Because you're the slackest council worker EVER.

 

[The Hitman]

Signed a petition against my employer. Not the smartest thing in the world to do...

The Hitman

 

[M29]

I had my way with Sharon from the mailing room on the photocopier.

 

[skilts]

Originally posted by M29
I had my way with Sharon from the mailing room on the photocopier.

Are you sure it wasn't just a reproduction?

 

[Mead]

Originally posted by gPhonque
Because you're the slackest council worker EVER.

Now that is saying something!

 

[BomberGal]

Originally posted by gPhonque
Because you're the slackest council worker EVER.

Pete? Slack? Never!!

He would never spend all his time emailing girls/bigfootying etc when he shouldn't!

 

[PeteLX]

Yeah, how's my form getting sacked from LOCAL COUNCIL! Man, I must have set a new record for slackness! What can I do now? Moderate BigFooty?

 

[Sydneyfan]

. . . You were repeatedly caught looking at the Bigfooty 100 most Sexiest Women thread.

Good luck, hope you find a better job soon where they don't slack you for no reason!

 

[M29]

Originally posted by skilts


Are you sure it wasn't just a reproduction?

Heheh. Have yet to use that one round the office.

Used this one:

Her: "Have you got the time?"
M29: "Have you got the energy?"