flggr Ideal Candidates for Essingtin's next captain

[Elmer_Hauser]

Famous Korean Sokkah Player Fookin Nowan

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Sue could seriously clean up the utter stench that has beem enemating from Tullamarine since 2004

 

[V23]

Not even this guy could arrest Essingtin’s poor finals record

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Dick Reynolds

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Coloured up and ready to roll

 

[Rabish Binney]

 

[jackster83]

 

[chels]

Nic Martin - non-playing captain isn't a disappointment every week

 

[frggr]

Make it Zackah. Seeing melts on TV would be entertaining

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Serious question. Why does the Captain have to be a player?

make Dean Solomon

Dean Solomon

Age

46

Ht

189cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.8

4star

K

9.4

4star

HB

5.5

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.7

5star

No current season stats available

D

17.6

5star

K

13.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

6.2

5star

T

2.8

5star

the runner and make him Captain. Seriously.

 

[hawkman]

Bring Brent Stanton

Brent Stanton

Age

39

Ht

183cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.1

4star

K

10.7

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.9

4star

CL

0.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

16.8

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.6

4star

M

6.2

5star

T

2.2

4star

CL

0.6

3star

out of retirement to help make Merrett comfortable when the Essendon supporters boo him

 

[springvale_mackers]

Serious question. Why does the Captain have to be a player?

make Dean Solomon the runner and make him Captain. Seriously.

What’s John Barnes doing these days?

 

[frggr]

What’s John Barnes doing these days?

Not much. I have a vague connection to him and his brain is absolutely toast

 

[springvale_mackers]

Not much. I have a vague connection to him and his brain is absolutely toast

Oh spewing. Always rated him as a runner.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Not much. I have a vague connection to him and his brain is absolutely toast

Perfect

 

[philreich]

David Koch. He knows nothing about football, but at least it'd mean he leaves Port.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Another serious suggestion

What about tom Mitchell? Currently homeless and would bring more finals experience than 2 decades of Essendon players

It’d be the same as when they shipped Hodgey to Brisbane for some superannuation

 

[frggr]

Oh spewing. Always rated him as a runner.

Yeah concussion issues. Very sad

 

[WA ROO]

Bring back James Hird

 

[Plugger35]

This guy, he can keep his real identity secret for when other Essington supporters turn on him after failing to win a final again.

 

[V23]

#Concerning lack of zackah and jannissary melts ITT

 

[zackah]

#Concerning lack of zackah and jannissary melts ITT

What's to melt about m7? We will soon be entering our premiership window

#foxsportsfacts

 

[V23]

What's to melt about m7? We will soon be entering our premiership window

#foxsportsfacts

Nice melt

 

[jannissary]

#Concerning lack of zackah and jannissary melts ITT

melting over a lack of melts.

nice melt m3

 

[V23]

melting over a lack of melts.

nice melt m3

Nice melt