Ideas on freaking someone out

[babycakes]

I want to play a practical joke on someone who has ****ted me around(no its not a guy ) but i want to scare them ****less. My ideas are old, any suggestions? i know you people are evil and will give me some good ones

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by babycakes
I want to play a practical joke on someone who has ****ted me around(no its not a guy ) but i want to scare them ****less. My ideas are old, any suggestions? i know you people are evil and will give me some good ones

Tell them you like them...or ask them out on a date.

 

[babycakes]

Originally posted by babycakes
I want to play a practical joke on someone who has ****ted me around(no its not a guy ) but i want to scare them ****less. My ideas are old, any suggestions? i know you people are evil and will give me some good ones

Thats all you got????? I'm serious man, I am, its this girl at work thats been bitching about me behind my back an I found out and I thought a little revenge wouldn't go astray. Nothing wrong with that is there

 

[mantis]

If they have a car & you can get access to it without anyone noticing, use a matchstick & let the air out of at least 2 tyres, 4 if you can do it without being found out.

Ring up & order a heap of chinese takeaway, giving their phone number & address.

There's two to start with, I have some real beauts, but they are really evil, only for extreme cases.

 

[mandy]

Cut and paste the list from their pm box onto another site.

That'll **** them off.

 

[Squeak]

**** her boyfriend.

Or, break into her house, and sleep in her bed and stuff.

 

[babycakes]

Originally posted by mantis
If they have a car & you can get access to it without anyone noticing, use a matchstick & let the air out of at least 2 tyres, 4 if you can do it without being found out.

Ring up & order a heap of chinese takeaway, giving their phone number & address.

There's two to start with, I have some real beauts, but they are really evil, only for extreme cases.

Tell me more I'm getting excited. I want the extreme cases. I want some serious laughter besides the the thread on here on dees tragic death on neighbours. I wan the really mean stuff.

 

[mantis]

Write her name & phone number in the mens toilet at a pub or club, or get a male friend to do it for you, if you're too scared.

Put an ad in the paper, "sexy buxom, woman available for full body massage", with her name & phone number, you will have to do it in person at a newsagent & pay cash, so it can't be traced to you.

 

[babycakes]

Originally posted by mantis
Write her name & phone number in the mens toilet at a pub or club, or get a male friend to do it for you, if you're too scared.

Put an ad in the paper, "sexy buxom, woman available for full body massage", with her name & phone number, you will have to do it in person at a newsagent & pay cash, so it can't be traced to you.

Yeah but that would be embaressing at the newsagent doing that don't most newspapers only take phone ads and you have to give your name and address. Anyway its a brilliant idea the buxom full massage one what a laugh that would turn out to be if i could pull it off. I might try the phone number in the toilet thing too i dunno yet.

 

[Bomber Spirit]

Put a notice outside your workplace
"Eggs bought. Will pay $5 per dozen. Come in and ask for [bitchy co-worker's name]"

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by TimHarvey
Get pregnant to him.

So, so, sooooooooo pathetic. Still persisting on posting on a board you bag and that has booted you? What a life you must live.

Quick! Mum's calling......

 

[bunsen burner]

Originally posted by mantis
If they have a car & you can get access to it without anyone noticing, use a matchstick & let the air out of at least 2 tyres, 4 if you can do it without being found out.

Ring up & order a heap of chinese takeaway, giving their phone number & address.

There's two to start with, I have some real beauts, but they are really evil, only for extreme cases.

You seem to have a fair bit of experience. Are sure it was just two husbands that jilted you? You seem to need a fair bit of revenge.

btw Did any of those posters that you wished death on actually die?

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by bunsen burner
You seem to have a fair bit of experience. Are sure it was just two husbands that jilted you? You seem to need a fair bit of revenge.

btw Did any of those posters that you wished death on actually die?

It must suck to be you, always being wrong, I dumped them, I have never been dumped, bet you can't say the same.

To your second question, you're still breathing aren't you.

I just use my revenge on w***ers, it gives me a giggle.

 

[Dogwatcher]

Originally posted by babycakes
Tell me more I'm getting excited.

Can I hear the music from Psycho playing here?

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by babycakes
I want to play a practical joke on someone who has ****ted me around(no its not a guy ) but i want to scare them ****less. My ideas are old, any suggestions? i know you people are evil and will give me some good ones

Send Suzi around for a visit.

 

[Nic]

Fake their death.

 

[you_idiot]

Originally posted by Nic
Fake their death.

Along those lines, send them a card in the form of their obituary.

A lot of thought usually goes into things like that.

 

[Syd]

Originally posted by babycakes
I want to play a practical joke on someone who has ****ted me around(no its not a guy ) but i want to scare them ****less. My ideas are old, any suggestions? i know you people are evil and will give me some good ones

One of my personal favourites is to make the offending person a nice cup of hot chocolate (using Lax-All as the base!!).

They take it as a peace offering and it really ends up giving them the ****s. (A trick I used to use on my younger brother quite often with great effect )