If Bucks could....

[rickyp]

Mate with 3 women of your choice, who would they be?

Obviously there are some rules and assumptions to be made, so here they are:

1. They women have to be Australian
2. They will have boys, so you can fit them into the team
3. The kids will be born at the age of 18, ready for immediate F/S
4. Each person only has 1 kid, no triplets etc.
5. You have to explain your choices

Here are mine:

1. Lauren Jackson, baby bucks 1 will be pretty huge, should fill the ruck gap nicely.

2. Cathy Freeman, baby bucks 2 is gonna be damn quick, should help us get some pace we desperately need.

3. Yvonne Lafferty (Female boxer), baby bucks 3 is gonna be hard as nails, should give us some extra gun in the midfield.

 

[FootyBrain06!]

Option one: Johnathon Browns mother

Option two: James Hirds mother

Option three: Threesome with Hirds and Browns mother

Option four: His own mother. (just think about it)

 

[Ron]

This thread disturbs me.

Very much so....

 

[magpies42]

lauren jackson

 

[Stakerz]

Me.. err maybe not then.

 

[Marklar_33]

Lauren Jackson is the obvious hey?

Why just Australian, were a big club!

Marion Jones would be a go-er I reckon!

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

Jana (ex-Pittman) Rawlinson - Granted, the kid would be ugly, but damned if he wouldn't be monstrous.

 

[didaka]

Jennifer Hawkins.



And then send me a video of it.

 

[Crosby87]

This thread disturbs me.

Very much so....

Seconded.

 

[didaka]

Poor old Bucks.

You've all either got him slamming a hard one in 30 year old mens mums, or pug ugly sports birds.

I had Jennifer Hawkins. Just for the fact that after he has been such a star for us we should treat him to something worth while.

And like I said, hope to get in touch with him, and get him to send a copy of the video to me.

 

[chunk_master]

Jennifer Hawkins.



And then send me a video of it.

hahaha agreed

but i reckon ruslings sister

 

[rickyp]

Seconded.

That's pretty weak, both of you.

 

[rickyp]

Lauren Jackson is the obvious hey?

Why just Australian, were a big club!

Marion Jones would be a go-er I reckon!

I figured that if people had to go Australians they would have to think about it a little more. Lauren Buckley would be a beast however.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Lauren Jackson's an interesting one, I'd have to throw her in there.

Wouldn't have Rawlinson, I think we need more of an endurance athlete than a 400 hurdler (and drama queen).

How about some of our triathletes? Michelie Jones or someone of that ilk?

Sharelle McMahon wouldn't be a bad one either.

Then we'll leave Jennifer Hawkins for the last choice, just because Bucks is a champ.

 

[3066]

Option one: Johnathon Browns mother

Option two: James Hirds mother

Option three: Threesome with Hirds and Browns mother

Option four: His own mother. (just think about it)

Whoa Nelly! Nothing wrong being facetious but maybe a little decorum online when talking about someone's mum. Just my opinion.

 

[hellfire]

Laila Ali.

 

[Skoff]

What about Emma Snowsill.

Not a bad looker and one hell of an athelete.

 

[shawthing09]

Tatiana Gregoriava? dunno bout the spelling but a good looker and Pole Vault is a fairly athletic demanding event requires power through the legs and upper body strength lol shrugging tackles tacking screamers with the almighty signature Bucks kick

 

[1eye]

1. Dawn Fraser- result would be x factor city. Tough and freakish. Might be a problem with discipline though. Excellent in and under midfielder here!

2. Lauren Jackson- Ruck problem solved forever! because we would continue to clone that same off spring- once we got the right DNA combination.

3. Debbie Flintoff king or Betty Cuthbert- result would be a tenacious little midfielder with an amazing turn of speed and tank.

We all might laugh at this thread, but it may well be the future of elite sports.

 

[morphous]

Option four: His own mother. (just think about it)

You're not doing the Collingwood FC fan stereotype any favors with that one.

 

[Frederlick]

Germain Greer - personality and a brain
Caro - great footy mind
Lauren Jackson - god we need a ruck!

 

[pies_this_year]

I hear Makybe Diva is looking for a worthy male that will produce a sporting offspring...

 

[chunk_master]

You're not doing the Collingwood FC fan stereotype any favors with that one.

haha pal u go for adelaide... we're bad... but ur scum

 

[The Royal Sampler]

What about Emma Snowsill.

Not a bad looker and one hell of an athelete.

Yep, like the way you're thinking, and fits exactly with my Michelie Jones logic. I agree Snowsil is better looking too.

 

[Did's Dodgy Knee]

What about Emma Snowsill.

Not a bad looker and one hell of an athelete.

Yep, like the way you're thinking, and fits exactly with my Michelie Jones logic. I agree Snowsill is better looking too.

Now you boys are both on the right track...

Much prefer to go here than Jana Pitbull. Ewww...