Media If I was admin.......

[Yakker]

Soooooo... you haven’t heard much from Yak lately and plenty would be saying thank **** for that. Anywho. I wanna start a thread where us, the humble non admin people of the Sweet FA can discuss what we would do if we were admin. Use this thread to spitball your generic , broad brush ideas but more importantly use it to lay out your stragedy for dealing with the immediate and pressing issues we face at any given time.

Now I expect this thread to grow in popularity and stature to rival and surpass such epic threads as #scandal and Headless ’s’s bench thingy thing



I’ll kick off shall I......


This whole Bears boycott after the whole Josh asking for a release saga.... wheel of punishment. Simple as that. If I was admin I’d have a ball with this shit. No one has been hurt, Josh is sitting back having a good ol giggle. WaynesWorld19 is probably taking it all too seriously and that should be punished, the Bears, particularly Cadaver should be punished. The wheel of punishment needs a good ****en lube and a BIIIIIG spin.

What say you Sweet FA community? What would you do if you were admin?

P.s
TheInjuryFactory , this is a chance to stamp your mark on the league for eternity with a suitable banner thingy for this epic thread so in the words of Ru Paul... don’t **** it up!!!

 

[Dav]

particularly @Cadaver should be punished

I play for the Warriors now you nonce.

 

[Yakker]

I play for the Warriors now you nonce.

 

[Dav]

shit joke

 

[Yakker]

shit joke

I borrowed it from you

 

[Dav]

I borrowed it from you

no u

 

[Kennedy Parker]

People should really stop posting all these ideas and acting like they are the admin, you have no power here and nobody cares!

 

[Yakker]

People should really stop posting all these ideas and acting like they are the admin, you have no power here and nobody cares!

This is great feedback! Thanks Clod.

For our younger players, KP was a former admin and a big fan of the Wheel of punishment .

 

[Yakker]

no u

 

[RelaxMax]

I'd go Substitute Band all on you, Pink Floyd style

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show

To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow

I've got some bad news for you, sunshine
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel

And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're going to find out where you fans really stand

Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get 'em up against the wall

Now, there's one in the spotlight
He don't look right to me
Then get him up against the wall

Now, that one looks Jewish
And that one's a coon
Who let all this riffraff into the room?

There's one smoking a joint
And another with spots

If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot

 

[Yakker]

I'd go Substitute Band all on you, Pink Floyd style

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show

To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow

I've got some bad news for you, sunshine
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel

And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're going to find out where you fans really stand

Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get 'em up against the wall

Now, there's one in the spotlight
He don't look right to me
Then get him up against the wall

Now, that one looks Jewish
And that one's a coon
Who let all this riffraff into the room?

There's one smoking a joint
And another with spots

If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot

I’m visualising Michelle (of Michelle and Ferret fame) crooning this little number in hushed tones whilst doing her weird little dance in them platform shoes

*shudder*

 

[RelaxMax]

I’m visualising Michelle (of Michelle and Ferret fame) crooning this little number in hushed tones whilst doing her weird little dance in them platform shoes

*shudder*

LOL

hushed tones

LOL

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Yakker for admin

 

[RelaxMax]

Yakker for admin

You spelled my name wrong

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

You spelled my name wrong

Sorry

Ferret for admin

 

[TJASTA]

Hello Yakker,

I hope you never become admin.

Much love,
-TJASTA.

 

[Cactus_]

<insert awesome TheInjuryFactory shoppe banners thingo here>

Soooooo... you haven’t heard much from Yak lately and plenty would be saying thank fu** for that. Anywho. I wanna start a thread where us, the humble non admin people of the Sweet FA can discuss what we would do if we were admin. Use this thread to spitball your generic , broad brush ideas but more importantly use it to lay out your stragedy for dealing with the immediate and pressing issues we face at any given time.

Now I expect this thread to grow in popularity and stature to rival and surpass such epic threads as #scandal and Headless ’s’s bench thingy thing



I’ll kick off shall I......


This whole Bears boycott after the whole Josh asking for a release saga.... wheel of punishment. Simple as that. If I was admin I’d have a ball with this shit. No one has been hurt, Josh is sitting back having a good ol giggle. WaynesWorld19 is probably taking it all too seriously and that should be punished, the Bears, particularly Cadaver should be punished. The wheel of punishment needs a good fu**en lube and a BIIIIIG spin.

What say you Sweet FA community? What would you do if you were admin?

P.s
TheInjuryFactory , this is a chance to stamp your mark on the league for eternity with a suitable banner thingy for this epic thread so in the words of Ru Paul... don’t fu** it up!!!

Who is Yakker? Should I recognise this name?

 

[Marlowe]

...I'd disband the committee because I think it either compels everyone to think they're a lawyer or it includes people who aren't smart enough to be trusted with an opinion.

...I'd change the name of the role to commissioner because it sounds way cooler.

...I'd install a deputy commissioner so there's someone to mock the rest of plebs with/bounce ideas off/take over later.

...I'd institute a dress code.

...I'd expand to Tasmania and Seattle.

 

[I Dont Care]

I'd go Substitute Band all on you, Pink Floyd style

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show

To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow

I've got some bad news for you, sunshine
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel

And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're going to find out where you fans really stand

Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get 'em up against the wall

Now, there's one in the spotlight
He don't look right to me
Then get him up against the wall

Now, that one looks Jewish
And that one's a coon
Who let all this riffraff into the room?

There's one smoking a joint
And another with spots

If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot

I'm totally going to vote for you!!

 

[RelaxMax]

I'm totally going to vote for you!!

Damn right you would!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

<insert awesome TheInjuryFactory shoppe banners thingo here>

P.s
TheInjuryFactory , this is a chance to stamp your mark on the league for eternity with a suitable banner thingy for this epic thread so in the words of Ru Paul... don’t fu** it up!!!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I play for the Warriors now you nonce.

Is that what you call it?

 

[RelaxMax]

If I were an admin

deedle deedle diddle

deeddle diddle deedle diddle dum

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

I like this wheel of punishment idea.

Great idea Yakker

 

[Yakker]

I like this wheel of punishment idea.

Great idea Yakker

I can’t take credit here it’s all Harvey Manfrenjensenden TBH. I’m just the promoter, think of me like a Don King only Greedier