If its "stiffy" for johncock, what does laycock get?

[mhill]

just a query, johncock gets the nickname "stiffy", I would've thought that someone at bomberland would've come up with something for Laycock.

Is this the case or are phallic nicknames considered a bit low brow at Bombre land?

 

[Kaan]

Lazycock

 

[Big Blow Hard]

"Soft" ____

 

[bomber69]

Floppy!

 

[WindyHillWatcher]

get with the times ________. We've been calling him Lazycock for over a year.

 

[Burzum]

Flaccid.

 

[Rack Watts]

Boner.

 

[raboyle]

Droopy?

 

[SirJimi05]

just a query, johncock gets the nickname "stiffy", I would've thought that someone at bomberland would've come up with something for Laycock.

Is this the case or are phallic nicknames considered a bit low brow at Bombre land?

He was aptly named Lazycock a long while ago.

 

[Ari]

Also has the nickname 'chook'.

 

[bullish]

I really wish he'd get a haircut

 

[bomber39]

I really wish he'd get a haircut

Spot on, he looks like a sheep

 

[stander]

Spot on, he looks like a sheep

The way he' playing, nearly as dumb as one too.

 

[Cassin]

VIAGRA...... it's what he needs to go in harder

 

[Ben the Gooner]

VIAGRA...... it's what he needs to go in harder

Heh.

True that.

 

[mhill]

Heh.

True that.

Thanks Fellas, yes lazycock how appropriate! It sounds like wit is alive and well at Windy Hill.
Special mention to Viagra but that nickname could be applied evenly across a number of AFL lists.

 

[dons_08]

s**t

 

[Pevers-Legend]

Lazycock is good nickname - but totally inapporpriate. He has 3 kids....

 

[red+black]

Lazycock is good nickname - but totally inapporpriate. He has 3 kids....

If he spent less time making and looking after babies, maybe he'd be a better footballer.

 

[Spikey]

Lazycock is good nickname - but totally inapporpriate. He has 3 kids....

How many sons?

 

[OzBomber]

I'd like to say one starting with g and rhymes with ray, but I think I'd get in trouble.

 

[Impromptu]

cockroach?

 

[Rack Watts]

How many sons?

Thinking of the F/S rule already Spikey?
Hope the mother of the children is like 6'2"!!

 

[Blowfly]

Thinking of the F/S rule already Spikey?
Hope the mother of the children is like 6'2"!!

So we'd better keep him around at least long enough to get 100 games

 

[DonMania#5]

s**t

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