If you were about to be FAMOUS

[Jason_12]

O.k, so my friend has just signed a huge record deal, and she looks like she's on track to be the next Gwen Stefani. Right now she's a complete unknown. She said to me, "if you knew you were about to be world wide famous, what would you do, so that it looks/sounds cool later on in interviews?" Like, "I once...."

 

[AndSmithMustScore]

O.k, so my friend has just signed a huge record deal, and she looks like she's on track to be the next Gwen Stefani. Right now she's a complete unknown. She said to me, "if you knew you were about to be world wide famous, what would you do, so that it looks/sounds cool later on in interviews?" Like, "I once...."

Kill everyone she's had sex with and burn the tapes.

As for quotes

"And this one time at bandcamp i stuck a flute up my..."

 

[swanfan]

I would get counselling. It seems to be the thing for famous people these days.

 

[G.O.B]

1. Adopt a kid from Malawi.
2. Dump my girlfriend.
3. Lie and say I had a bad upbringing so then I could excuse all abhorrent behaviour and any future addictions. (must remember to give my parents a heads up on this one). Which self repecting "celebrity" doesn't do at least 1 stint at a rehab clinic.
4. Work hard at getting some sort of criminal record up. Something small, like shoplifting, which I can later exaggerate into a hardcore "rap" sheet.
5. "Live" on the streets for a while (an hour or 2). Nothing like a rag to riches story to add to your resume. Big points on the street cred angle that the marketing department will eleborate on at a future date. Also, good fodder for my first "tortured soul" album.

 

[Scorpio]

O.k, so my friend has just signed a huge record deal, and she looks like she's on track to be the next Gwen Stefani. Right now she's a complete unknown. She said to me, "if you knew you were about to be world wide famous, what would you do, so that it looks/sounds cool later on in interviews?" Like, "I once...."

Shoot her now...

 

[Carlos]

Well it seems like Crystal Meth (Ice) is the big rage amongst celebrities of different statures these days so i'd be snorting or smoking as much of that sh*t as my unemployment benefits could get my hands on leading up to my famous stretch. Might even consider dealing it for a little while just so you can build up a little cred Lily Allen style.

Great way to lose weight too if you've got any Xmas flab you need to get rid of.

 

[- PC -]

Plenty of strategies but ultimately they will be seen as for what they are

If she is a nice person that will come through anyway, but it seems to me , froma few sentences, that she is shallow and vain and thinking only of how to ''look good'' for the punter

Option B would be to be a complete bitch ,and like trolls live on the negative energy

 

[cleveland]

whats her name or her performing name?

 

[Lucev23]

She could get shot in the face 9 times.

 

[bassmanx]

Rehab is like so hot right now.