I'm feeling Tyred

[Morganashlee]

Pretty ungrateful, we made Levi for you.

I'll give you a Kanye Turner badge as a token of my appreciation

 

[Higgins2Waite]

 

[Catscratch]

was expecting
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Well you've fallen flat on your face instead haven't you?

 

[brett15]

get any sleep or you still feel tyred?

 

[NetworkNerd]

Gee better lift my game. Tyreboys has a better like-to-post ratio

 

[brett15]

Gee better lift my game. Tyreboys has a better like-to-post ratio

here take a like then...

now learn to change a tyre

 

[Bodicifer]

It's past midnight and i am still up and so are some of you, any suggestions on how to get to sleep?...Help out an old buccaneer down on his luck please!

Count tyres?

 

[Catscratch]

get any sleep or you still feel tyred?

No i had to start some ladies car in melton at 6am so i'm feeling more tyred for the long drive......

 

[Morganashlee]

No i had start some ladies car in melton at 6am so i'm feeling more tyired for the long drive......

Did you rev her engine while you were there? Check her oil perhaps?

 

[Catscratch]

Did you rev her engine while you were there? Check her oil perhaps?

She was too sooziesque morgs so i gave it a miss, nice lady thou!....

 

[Gongswan]

Did you rev her engine while you were there? Check her oil perhaps?

couldn't find the dipstick

 

[brett15]

She was too sooziesque morgs so i gave it a miss, nice lady thou!....

you old charmer!

 

[JackAttack!]

It's past midnight and i am still up and so are some of you, any suggestions on how to get to sleep?...Help out an old buccaneer down on his luck please!

Tug my scroat.

And if you're still tyred, brace your self for a wheely long knight.

 

[Bucksboys]

It's past midnight and i am still up and so are some of you, any suggestions on how to get to sleep?...Help out an old buccaneer down on his luck please!

I pay actual money (you may have heard of it) and get my schlong serviced by something young and Asian

 

[JackAttack!]

I pay actual money (you may have heard of it) and get my schlong serviced by something young and Asian

Scroat Tugger is signing up an elias called Asian Tugger

 

[Bucksboys]

Scroat Tugger is signing up an elias called Asian Tugger

I'm not talking some cheap chop shop that lays you out on a towel and does what any man can for himself.. I mean a quality establishment, preferably in the city so I can hit the casino for food and cocktails with Bond villains afterwards

 

[Bodicifer]

I pay actual money (you may have heard of it) and get my schlong serviced by something young and Asian

 

[Smeg Head]

How about a bed time story if you are still in need of sleep Tiggy Tiger ?

 

[van peebles]

It's past midnight and i am still up and so are some of you, any suggestions on how to get to sleep?...Help out an old buccaneer down on his luck please!

Try pulling your plonker....ooops,youve already mastered that skill,sorry.

 

[Catscratch]

How about a bed time story if you are still in need of sleep Tiggy Tiger ?

Just reading turnips posts here make me very sleepy...

 

[Catscratch]

Try pulling your plonker....ooops,youve already mastered that skill,sorry.

 

[Jevy]

^^

Racist.

 

[GoCROWS!]

The old counting sheep method works a treat. Got me feeling blurry eyed already.

 

[RightorKhan]

Lots of dope and ice cream does the trick.

Having a whack before bed makes you want to keep whacking til 12pm the next day. It's just something high school kids say to make people think they have a dick.

2.5g (or over 4g schwag) + 1L of Connisuer ice cream (or 1L Sara Lee if you're a heavy sleeper) taken after 10pm should see your prescription.

 

[BloodRet]

Sup guys