Is Nick Maxwell good at anything please help?

[Bandwagon2010]

Collingwould guys you have got to help me please and dont run away most dentists are closed at this time of the night anyway just use the tarzans grip on your dentures again it will work

everyone if good at something. thats what I have always been told. Even my old buddy CP2007 is good at pumping out that Carbon dioxide stuff and that is good for plants though I am not to sure about those other fumes boy what an air-blaster.

Anyway, I am trying to work out what Nick Maxwell is good at and it aint easy.

So far I have worked out that he is not good as a patisserie chef or origami or even as a fluffer in one of those lovey dovey movies where everyone takes there clothes off not for me thanks

i thought about him running for the parliament house as an Australian Democrat but he cant do that either and why would he want to.

perhaps Nicky would be a good as an osterich rancher he could put his arse on the eggs and keep the chicks warm. I dont know.

what other suggestions can you come up with?

 

[Invigoration]

Pretty awesome at saving flavours

 

[Football God]

this thread is made by a melbourne supporter? :|

 

[Bert1]

He is pretty stringy...... So I guess that means he can make a better thread than BW2010

Nah I reckon BW2010 would be pretty stringy himself. Ahhhh I don't know!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

this thread is made by a melbourne supporter? :|

Nope. Made by a multi-flog troll posing as a Melbourne supporter.

 

[Plugger35]

He's good at putting on a glove.

 

[Invigoration]

Debbie Carbin isn't a fan

 

[Sin City]

Inspirational captain. Lifted a talentless list into the finals. You can't just blaim his total lack of ability for the flogging they got in the finals, the entire club has an abysmal record in September and has for the last 51 years. You can't expect a bloke who tries to compensate for his complete lack of ability by puffing his chest out and trying to look like a tough man to turn the clubs loser mentality around by himself.

 

[Football God]

Inspirational captain. Lifted a talentless list into the finals. You can't just blaim his total lack of ability for the flogging they got in the finals, the entire club has an abysmal record in the 21st century. You can't expect a bloke who tries to compensate for his complete lack of ability by puffing his chest out and trying to look like a tough man to turn the clubs loser mentality around by himself.

efa.

chris judd?

 

[Knackers26]

Would make an awesome wide receiver in the NFL.
As he is excellent at running wide of an opponent
And by the look of his girly face he is probably very good at receiving something
Good question though, it has got me wondering

 

[market]

What about an "off-the-ball" break-your-jaw cheap hit?

Looks pretty competent at that?

 

[Lazarus]

Isn't there some photo of Nick Maxwell with bricks?

 

[bomberwheeler]

Is Nick Maxwell good at anything?

we can only guess

 

[The Night Shift]

the black n white army's feelings on the issue...

 

[WCErevival]

He seems to be good at floating around in space by himself. With the occasional bit of action.

Probably good at fishing.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

What's going on with Melbourne supporters over the past few months?

 

[gibbanator]

He is good at sucking.

 

[Reardo]

Nick is an above average car theif. He is also quite adept at providing false alibis for his less honourable team mates.

 

[absfab]

Nick is an above average car theif. He is also quite adept at providing false alibis for his less honourable team mates.

And then dumping them like a hot potato. Which is an appropriate analogy when talking about a spud.

 

[royboy2]

Would someone care to explain this?

 

[absfab]

efa.

chris judd?

Hmmmm.

Player A. This player lifts the output of the entire team. Brownlow Medalist. Premiership Captain (has Collingwood got one of those still alive?) AA captain. A star in a run by role, who changed to being a star in and under because that was what the team required. And due to show both aspects in 2010. For a long time the undisputed best player running around, and still on every list of the top two or three players in the league (except HodgePodege's).

Player B. Pseudo tough guy and sniper. Generally acknowledged as one of the top few guys on the list of "we're all amazed are actually running around in the AFL at all." Well on course to become the only player in history to retire without recording a single hard ball get. Not good enough to be labelled one dimensional.

Who can pick which is which?

 

[robertg22]

What about an "off-the-ball" break-your-jaw cheap hit?

Looks pretty competent at that?

I love your use of the term 'off the ball' when the ball is certainly visible in the shot. I guess though he's not as adept at slapping players like Monfries on the arm like your noted hard man Campbell Brown.

In response to the OP, one thing I can think that Nick is good at off hand is captaining a side to finals and making the All Australian team, but I forgive you for not recognising those particular traits given your club's obvious penchant for mediocrity.

 

[absfab]

Would someone care to explain this?

1. Sydney remains Malthouse's bitch.
2. Maxwell is demonstrating what he did to the skinny wimp's opening(s?) last night.
3. It is disturbing to see a shot of two AFL players and an umpire, and the umpire is the one you DON"T want to drive over a cliff into the sea.

 

[Bosk]

Didn't Maxwell win the recent Bigfooty poll as the worst captain in the league?

 

[budda]

He would be good at sweeping up leaves, i reckon.