The Majestic
Embracing the chaos.
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While the footy world loves to celebrate the stars—those big-marking, goal-kicking, Brownlow-sniffing names—there’s always a handful of players who do the dirty work and don’t get near the fanfare they deserve. Enter Beau McCreery. If you’ve watched Collingwood in the last couple of seasons and felt like their forward pressure was suffocating, it wasn’t just a system—it was Beau. This bloke is the engine room of Collingwood’s forward chaos.
McCreery doesn’t seek out headlines. He doesn’t care if he kicks one goal or none, as long as the opposition backline ends the day bruised, flustered, and second-guessing every disposal. You won’t see him doing backflips after goals or pointing to the stands. What you will see is a 190cm, 85kg pressure machine hurtling at defenders like a guided missile, tackling like a man who’s lost his wallet and the thief’s wearing the footy jumper.
Beau McCreery: The Unsung Hero of Collingwood’s Forward Chaos
He doesn’t need goals to hurt you—just a license to pressure, and a target in black and white.




