Rumour Jack Watts off field issues.

[Fernando2Gibbs]

Just caught up on this thread. A+ bigfooty

I **** and Swimming. Needs to be on a T-shirt.

https://swimming-n-****.myshopify.com I (very poorly) got you fam.

 

[Trav 20]

Caveat emptor, Port.

 

[Jonno94]

I don't think this is what his coaches meant when they kept telling him to be harder all the time.

 

[FantasticShirt]

Has my thread been confirmed legendary yet? Best thing Jack Watts has ever done for me.

 

[Vikingblood]

Caveat emptor, Port.

Hey, this might seem obvious to others, but using such terms wouldn't register with their supporter base.
Try something like 'LEL youse got burned'.

 

[Jesslc]

He comes across as one of those rich private school kids who has been deprived of all the simple pleasures that us public peeps had growing up.
He's now finding out about pussy and **** for the first time and his sexual imagination knows no boundaries.

t***ies can be a bloke's undoing, just look at Ted Bundy.

are you patronising a very established AFL footballer whose probably made 3m+ in his career and has pretty solid looks about picking up (on a Bigfooty forum)?

LOL oh the irony....

 

[wandering123]

It’s the school’s fault is it? That makes sense.

I would have said it's the fault of the entitled young men that think that the law and morality don't apply to them....

 

[raymond35]

He comes across as one of those rich private school kids who has been deprived of all the simple pleasures that us public peeps had growing up.
He's now finding out about pussy and **** for the first time and his sexual imagination knows no boundaries.

t***ies can be a bloke's undoing, just look at Ted Bundy.

Sure you don't mean Al Bundy?

 

[psychobrown]

Jack Watts is daddy af, da only "issues" are that he has to chit chat wit dem hoes now and again and can't just be macking on flaps. t***ies on call 24/7 ain't seem a problem for the swim pimp das fo sho, although $350 for a vibrator show alone does seems rather exorbitant, could one assume it's simply a package title and there shall be services rendered to the gentleman beyond his gallantry to witness e.g pearl necklace?

 

[finchy11]

Found this link to the texts on twitter.

Again it was not me who uploaded these. Not sure if against the rules or not so mods let me know and i'll remove if needed.

 

[Frazb]

Noticed the age is reporting on the story and chose to name the journalist who reported the story as simply 'staff reporter'. Safe play.

 

[My Tilly]

Sure you don't mean Al Bundy?

and that guy

 

[finchy11]

 

[Del80659]

Hey, this might seem obvious to others, but using such terms wouldn't register with their supporter base.
Try something like 'LEL youse got burned'.

you are a sad little man

 

[si tacuisses]

Noticed the age is reporting on the story and chose to name the journalist who reported the story as simply 'staff reporter'. Safe play.

The Hun too.

Sooooo... which one of you lot is "staff reporter"?

 

[north_lad]

I guess the Roos don't have any players or former players misbehaving............pretty sure shannon grant was in the papers this week.

There's a photo of our leadership group in the 90s and like four players in it have been in court for assault

 

[Bad Horse]

"i love swimming and ****"

Who doesn't like swimming and **** really?

 

[sbdan]

Found this link to the texts on twitter.

Again it was not me who uploaded these. Not sure if against the rules or not so mods let me know and i'll remove if needed.

Harmless private stuff.

 

[Shadow89]

I LOVE SWIMMING AND ****!

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Google swimming and ****

 

[Fernando2Gibbs]

https://swimming-n-****.myshopify.com I (very poorly) got you fam.

Just realised it wasnt working, all good now.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

What a cracking start to the off season it's been.

I wonder how this will affect Watts on the field. He's never seemed like the most resilient bloke getting around, and opposition players will be into him you'd think - he's given them plenty of ammo.

In any case, I think we can all agree that swimming and **** are ****ing great.

 

[Del80659]

im wondering what happened last night, jack: "soo did you see any footy news today..?"

 

[Feraligatr]

Swimming and **** are great and all but have you ever been tucked in?

 

[jo172]

I wonder how this will affect Watts on the field. He's never seemed like the most resilient bloke getting around, and opposition players will be into him you'd think - he's given them plenty of ammo.

Someone please refresh Jason Johannissen's social media every 10 mins so we can see his comments.

Live by the sword, die by the sword.