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Just a page that everyone can read up and have a look into the life of jake matthews... feel free to write if you have seen him recently and what he was doing... maybe any stories you have about him would be greatly appreciated!
 
What a gr8 idea DOCKERS. i think matthew knights will be very impressed with your form as he can now monitor jake's form off the track!:thumbsu: Jake, being one of the highest paid players at the bombers, is a true reflection of the town and the community and his behaviour strongly reflects what goes on in bendigo. you are a role model to everyone, jake. please start acting like one!:)
 
Anybody got any news on the big fella today? what has he been doing with his day? what has he eaten? what time did he go to the toilet? etc... did he go for a run after his massive weekend?
 

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Well big Jake Mathews. A man of which i have as much respect for as Muhammad my relgious leader. I hear he has recently joined the team at the pakenham council. Yes thats right he is proudly donning the orange vest as he turns the stop/go sign whilst his overweight unshaven workmates slowly repair the roads over in the deep eastern suburbs.

Keep up the good work champ.
 
Just talked to the great man on the phone, he's down in melbourne having a medical for his new job, i think there is an anal probe involved. He's not real happy steamy, he said your face will look as bad as your hair when he's finished with you!!
 
trev riordan said:
Just talked to the great man on the phone, he's down in melbourne having a medical for his new job, i think there is an anal probe involved. He's not real happy steamy, he said your face will look as bad as your hair when he's finished with you!!
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There's only one problem there Trev riordan, when he turned around to speak to the doctor while the Doc commenced the anal probe, he noticed that both of the doctors hands were on his shoulders...... :eek:
 
Allears said:
There's only one problem there Trev riordan, when he turned around to speak to the doctor while the Doc commenced the anal probe, he noticed that both of the doctors hands were on his shoulders...... :eek:
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i beleive the big bean pole would be enjoying that.. especially if the doc was matty knights! i also think holding the stop/go sign will be a bit too strenuous for the skin ripper but from all reports, he will be promoted to leaning on the shovel very shortly!
 
DOCKERS said:
i beleive the big bean pole would be enjoying that.. especially if the doc was matty knights! i also think holding the stop/go sign will be a bit too strenuous for the skin ripper but from all reports, he will be promoted to leaning on the shovel very shortly!
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Well you have to remember his motto, and l Quote "Up the bum, no harm done" that would explain it Dockers.....:eek:
 
Allears said:
Well you have to remember his motto, and l Quote "Up the bum, no harm done" that would explain it Dockers.....:eek:
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i thought he just meant with girls... but now im not sure mate! you make a valid point! does anyone know what jake had for lunch today?
 
DOCKERS said:
i thought he just meant with girls... but now im not sure mate! you make a valid point! does anyone know what jake had for lunch today?
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Yeah... he had a hamburger from memory...
 
andypipkin said:
i'm not sure whether you boys have that tall poppy syndrome or are mates of his havin a friendly dig, which is it????
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Hey andy...... why don't you shut your pie hole and mind your own business!!

Jerk off!
 

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Truth Hurts said:
Hey andy...... why don't you shut your pie hole and mind your own business!!

Jerk off!
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hear hear truth! if anyone wants to write stuff on here, not about the big fella... go to a serious thread:D this is serious for those who wish to make it serious. did jacob train tonight?
 
what time did jake go to bed tonight? can anyone tell me what he had for tea? a lot of carbs i hope! i wonder what he will dream about tonight???:confused:
 
DOCKERS said:
what time did jake go to bed tonight? can anyone tell me what he had for tea? a lot of carbs i hope! i wonder what he will dream about tonight???:confused:
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Seriously boy's what a pus thread. You's are supposed to be his mates. Do you think maybe you's have gone a bit to far to be posting this s h i t about him, give him a go fella's.
 
FROGDOG17 said:
Seriously boy's what a pus thread. You's are supposed to be his mates. Do you think maybe you's have gone a bit to far to be posting this s h i t about him, give him a go fella's.
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Thanks for update Frogdog17, the answer to your question is......NO!! :eek:
 

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FROGDOG17 said:
Seriously boy's what a pus thread. You's are supposed to be his mates. Do you think maybe you's have gone a bit to far to be posting this s h i t about him, give him a go fella's.
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you must be wrong frogdog17, these guys could not be his mates. maybe just jealous wannabees.:thumbsd:
 
koutamidas said:
you must be wrong frogdog17, these guys could not be his mates. maybe just jealous wannabees.:thumbsd:
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You got me there Koutamidas, l have always dreamed about working for the local council and be the main man in charge....the bloke holding the Stop Go sign.....:eek:
 
Allears said:
You got me there Koutamidas, l have always dreamed about working for the local council and be the main man in charge....the bloke holding the Stop Go sign.....:eek:
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oh. i apolagise allears, i didn't realise he was a useless bum.:thumbsu:
 
They know him fellas. He wouldn't read this anyway. Why Jakey Boy though? Why not Leigh Burke? or don't ya's know him?
 
south_hawk said:
They know him fellas. He wouldn't read this anyway. Why Jakey Boy though? Why not Leigh Burke? or don't ya's know him?
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Ofcourse he wouldn't be reading this....his back at the doctors getting another Anal Prob......:eek:
 
Allears said:
Ofcourse he wouldn't be reading this....his back at the doctors getting another Anal Prob......:eek:
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i believe he quite enjoyed the last one, allears! i was talking to him and he said that this thread is a great idea so he can see what everyone thinks of him! so if you don't like the thread, frogdog, get out of here and worry about the kalgoorlie football league thread
 

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