Jake Stringer midfield watch

[Gosha]

It’s time to put this bogan under the microscope. The drug cheats have finally realised their midfield is full of soft front runners so they’ve decided to throw this POS into the mix. I would’ve thought the last place this pathetic and lazy figjam should be playing is in the midfield, but common sense and Essendon aren’t two things that go hand-in-hand.

My guess is that he’ll average 14 touches playing midfield whilst his direct opponents average double that. I can’t wait for a side with honest hardworking midfielders (like the premiers) run him off his stupid feet.

Good luck, Jake. I’ll be watching.

PS is there anything more fitting than this bonafide loser joining a club that has been convicted of drug cheating? The two combined have less morals than an Islamic State footy trip.

 

[HumanMeatball]

He has missed heaps of training sessions of late. Had a 6 digit figure on the 1 each way #stiff

 

[RedVest4]

It’s time to put this bogan under the microscope. The drug cheats have finally realised their midfield is full of soft front runners so they’ve decided to throw this POS into the mix. I would’ve thought the last place this pathetic and lazy figjam should be playing is in the midfield, but common sense and Essendon aren’t two things that go hand-in-hand.

My guess is that he’ll average 14 touches playing midfield whilst his direct opponents average double that. I can’t wait for a side with honest hardworking midfielders (like the premiers) run him off his stupid feet.

Good luck, Jake. I’ll be watching.

PS is there anything more fitting than this bonafide loser joining a club that has been convicted of drug cheating? The two combined have less morals than an Islamic State footy trip.

How come after about 2 and a half years you’re only starting to post on the Bay now?

 

[Gosha]

How come after about 2 and a half years you’re only starting to post on the Bay now?

It’s a last resort. I have recently lost access to the main board and draft/trading board. Unfortunately for me mods didn’t like hard hitting facts. I missed the rule where it said you’re not allowed to present facts so here I am. Fortunately for the bay I will be posting on here regularly from now on.

 

[RedVest4]

It’s a last resort. I have recently lost access to the main board and draft/trading board. Unfortunately for me mods didn’t like hard hitting facts. I missed the rule where it said you’re not allowed to present facts so here I am. Fortunately for the bay I will be posting on here regularly from now on.

That’s actually a very good answer. My attempts at trolling you and suggesting you’re a pop up sprinkler have completely backfired...

Carry on.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Stringer comes across as a very average bloke. In Essendon*, he's found his perfect match !!!

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Who?

 

[Gosha]

Who?

Some gambling rabbit that now plays with convicted drug cheats

 

[QuietB]

Who?

The flog with Dyson Heppell tattooed on his guts

 

[leobarryustar]

It’s a last resort. I have recently lost access to the main board and draft/trading board. Unfortunately for me mods didn’t like hard hitting facts. I missed the rule where it said you’re not allowed to present facts so here I am. Fortunately for the bay I will be posting on here regularly from now on.

Care to divulge the hardhitting fact which got you bant?

 

[Gosha]

Care to divulge the hardhitting fact which got you bant?

You’d have to ask the moderators that banned me which facts it was. I was never told personally. I didn’t even receive a message saying I had lost access. One day I went to present a fact on the main board and all of a sudden the link was gone. The same thing happened with the draft and trading board. Make sure you sugarcoat facts if you want to post there otherwise you’ll lose access. The petals need to be sheltered.

 

[BLERN]

Care to divulge the hardhitting fact which got you bant?

He licked a busdriver.

It was a strange punishment for the crime. But he had a good lawyer

 

[Gosha]

He licked a busdriver.

It was a strange punishment for the crime. But he had a good lawyer

I know you’re still in the grieving stage after the preliminary final so I’ll let this one slide. Maybe next season your unfairly assembled monster side backed heavily by the AFL will get within six goals of my team.

 

[BLERN]

I know you’re still in the grieving stage after the preliminary final so I’ll let this one slide. Maybe next season your unfairly assembled monster side backed heavily by the AFL will get within six goals of my team.

We will.. we will have the afl on side.

I could show you the math behind my argument. But im not very good at math. I dont even know if im technically meant to have an s at the end of that

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

I see he has taken his new role serious and got him self an aerodynamic haircut

Or his is a DH.

 

[A Cut Above]

I misread the OP as Jake Stringer midriff watch

 

[BLERN]

I see he has taken his new role serious and got him self an aerodynamic haircut
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Or his is a DH.

Heres a more front on pic for your research

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

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Heres a more front on pic for your research

Yes I see, that aerodynamic hairdo is genius by *
One of my favourites:

Another genius move by * and introducing Irish dancing to training.

 

[BLERN]

Yes I see, that aerodynamic hairdo is genius by *
One of my favourites:
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Another genius move by * and introducing Irish dancing to training.

I can see it being effective against the dogs

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

I can see it being effective against the dogs

They have been practicing there own dance to combat * new tactics, exclusive image from bulldogs training:

 

[Gosha]

Father of disgraced drug cheat Tim Watson thinks Jake Stringer will challenge Dustin Martin in midfield.

Has Tim been on the gear as well? Are Essendon experimenting on Tim now that they don’t have Jobe? I think they injected rhinosauras blood into his brain and it’s having extreme side effects.

What is wrong with SEN by the way? They’ve given a drug cheat’s father and a mate’s wife rooter their own show. May as well chuck Stephen Dank and Jake Stringer on there as well.

 

[Mofra]

What is wrong with SEN by the way? They’ve given a drug cheat’s father and a mate’s wife rooter their own show. May as well chuck Stephen Dank and Jake Stringer on there as well.

Jake King as their new payroll officer could be an interesting move (before he heads to the slammer anyway).

 

[bombersfan4000]

Father of disgraced drug cheat Tim Watson thinks Jake Stringer will challenge Dustin Martin in midfield
Has Tim been on the gear as well?.

Isn’t those stupid glasses he wears a dead give away

 

[Bont2Bruce]

It’s time to put this bogan under the microscope.

Jake is certainly doing his best to give Dustin a run for his money in the weird hair department:

 

[Gosha]

Jake is certainly doing his best to give Dustin a run for his money in the weird hair department:

Jesus Christ