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I know our PM loves his cricket, but there was some pretty funny footage of him playing cricket on the news tonight.

Howard is overseas at the moment, and was involved in a cricket match for the cameras.

Howard came in to bowl, and I swear, the ball pitched about a third of the way down the pitch, and then rolled for a couple more metres.

Fair dinkum, even a complete unco like myself could have done better.

Worth a look tonight on the other news bulletins.
 
lol I saw it a little while ago. He looked down at his hands and then the ball to suggest that the ball was sticky lol. Mind you it didnt look like a real cricketball and the poor bugger is 66 or something
 

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Bull******** he knows a lot about cricket! Biggest ********ing myth ever thrown around about the wizened little pygmy with eyebrows like caterpillers.

This "John Howard Cricket Tragic" is an absolute load of crap he's fostered over teh years to appear one with "the common man", or his "battlers" (incidentally teh same folk he's trying to rape with the IR laws.)

I heard him on radio on ABC during the cricket once, and they were asking him questions about it. Little pustule was using all his political stonewalling powers to hide his utterly obvious lack of knowledge about the game.

FFS they asked him what he thought about "the current issue with the middle order", without specifying what it was. (For the record it was to do with one of the batsmen holding his place.) Little Johnny was ********ed, he had no idea what they were talking about, he could only stutter out about how he thought the status quo should be maintained, being completely general about it because he had no ********ing idea.

The man's a fraud.
 
Lance Uppercut said:
Bull******** he knows a lot about cricket! Biggest ********ing myth ever thrown around about the wizened little pygmy with eyebrows like caterpillers.

This "John Howard Cricket Tragic" is an absolute load of crap he's fostered over teh years to appear one with "the common man", or his "battlers" (incidentally teh same folk he's trying to rape with the IR laws.)

I heard him on radio on ABC during the cricket once, and they were asking him questions about it. Little pustule was using all his political stonewalling powers to hide his utterly obvious lack of knowledge about the game.

FFS they asked him what he thought about "the current issue with the middle order", without specifying what it was. (For the record it was to do with one of the batsmen holding his place.) Little Johnny was ********ed, he had no idea what they were talking about, he could only stutter out about how he thought the status quo should be maintained, being completely general about it because he had no ********ing idea.

The man's a fraud.
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he should get a Test cap anytime soon then, he IS from NSW you know ! :D
 
Lance Uppercut said:
Bull******** he knows a lot about cricket! Biggest ********ing myth ever thrown around about the wizened little pygmy with eyebrows like caterpillers.

This "John Howard Cricket Tragic" is an absolute load of crap he's fostered over teh years to appear one with "the common man", or his "battlers" (incidentally teh same folk he's trying to rape with the IR laws.)

I heard him on radio on ABC during the cricket once, and they were asking him questions about it. Little pustule was using all his political stonewalling powers to hide his utterly obvious lack of knowledge about the game.

FFS they asked him what he thought about "the current issue with the middle order", without specifying what it was. (For the record it was to do with one of the batsmen holding his place.) Little Johnny was ********ed, he had no idea what they were talking about, he could only stutter out about how he thought the status quo should be maintained, being completely general about it because he had no ********ing idea.

The man's a fraud.
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While I concur, that will have gone over most of the heads here.

SC&P for you my friend.
 
Lance Uppercut said:
Bull******** he knows a lot about cricket! Biggest ********ing myth ever thrown around about the wizened little pygmy with eyebrows like caterpillers.

This "John Howard Cricket Tragic" is an absolute load of crap he's fostered over teh years to appear one with "the common man", or his "battlers" (incidentally teh same folk he's trying to rape with the IR laws.)

I heard him on radio on ABC during the cricket once, and they were asking him questions about it. Little pustule was using all his political stonewalling powers to hide his utterly obvious lack of knowledge about the game.

FFS they asked him what he thought about "the current issue with the middle order", without specifying what it was. (For the record it was to do with one of the batsmen holding his place.) Little Johnny was ********ed, he had no idea what they were talking about, he could only stutter out about how he thought the status quo should be maintained, being completely general about it because he had no ********ing idea.

The man's a fraud.
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he's a better cricketer than liar ;)
 

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Lance Uppercut said:
Bull******** he knows a lot about cricket! Biggest ********ing myth ever thrown around about the wizened little pygmy with eyebrows like caterpillers.

This "John Howard Cricket Tragic" is an absolute load of crap he's fostered over teh years to appear one with "the common man", or his "battlers" (incidentally teh same folk he's trying to rape with the IR laws.)

I heard him on radio on ABC during the cricket once, and they were asking him questions about it. Little pustule was using all his political stonewalling powers to hide his utterly obvious lack of knowledge about the game.

FFS they asked him what he thought about "the current issue with the middle order", without specifying what it was. (For the record it was to do with one of the batsmen holding his place.) Little Johnny was ********ed, he had no idea what they were talking about, he could only stutter out about how he thought the status quo should be maintained, being completely general about it because he had no ********ing idea.

The man's a fraud.
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A bit like the prat before him who was high and mighty but didn't know the words to the anthem. He could recite you the income tax act though
 
Blues_Man said:
he's a better cricketer than liar ;)
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You are deluded if you beleive that.

best politician we've ever seen. In the true sense of teh word
 
Lance Uppercut said:
Bull******** he knows a lot about cricket! Biggest ********ing myth ever thrown around about the wizened little pygmy with eyebrows like caterpillers.

This "John Howard Cricket Tragic" is an absolute load of crap he's fostered over teh years to appear one with "the common man", or his "battlers" (incidentally teh same folk he's trying to rape with the IR laws.)

I heard him on radio on ABC during the cricket once, and they were asking him questions about it. Little pustule was using all his political stonewalling powers to hide his utterly obvious lack of knowledge about the game.

FFS they asked him what he thought about "the current issue with the middle order", without specifying what it was. (For the record it was to do with one of the batsmen holding his place.) Little Johnny was ********ed, he had no idea what they were talking about, he could only stutter out about how he thought the status quo should be maintained, being completely general about it because he had no ********ing idea.

The man's a fraud.
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His cover drive was pretty good given he's the perfect height but he's just following in the footsteps of Hawke. ;)

After Latham's effort and Manboobs I pray Kimbo won't copy his Cricket efforts like he did his jogging. :eek:
 
Rave Slave said:
Tell me you're joking.

The man is a prawn
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yes but he's a damn good polly. He's had 4 terms now. to suggest he isnt' a good liar is ridiculous, he's the best liar I've ever seen.
 

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rick James said:
yes but he's a damn good polly. He's had 4 terms now. to suggest he isnt' a good liar is ridiculous, he's the best liar I've ever seen.
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Agreed. To suck in the public term after term after the many incidents (Tampa, Never Ever Ever GST) suggests he is the best liar in the business.

It's a joke how he goes on about being a 'cricket tragic', it would be "unAustralian" for him not to make such a claim, and gets him publicity during big sporting events.

But with regards to his cricket skills, it's a bit unfair to bag him considering he's a frail 66 year old
 

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