Joke thread

[goal_umpire]

> > > > -> > >LITTLE APRIL
> > > > >Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
> >Usually she
> >slept
> > > > >through the class. One day the teacher called on her
> >while she was
> > > > napping,
> > > > >"Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
> > > > >When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in
> >the chair behind
> > > > her,
> > > > >took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
> >shouted April
> >and
> > > > the
> > > > >teacher said,
> > > > >"Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later
> >the teacher asked
> > > > >April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't
> >even stir from
> > > her
> > > > >slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and
> >stuck her again.
> > > > >"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said,
> > > > >"Very good," April fell back asleep. Then the teacher
> >asked April a
> >third
> > > > >question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her
> >twenty-third
> > > child?"
> > > > >And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time
> >April jumped up
> >and
> > > > >shouted,
> > > > >"IF YOU STICK THAT ****ING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME,
> >I'LL BREAK IT IN
> > > > HALF
> > > > >AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!
> > > > >The Teacher fainted.

 

[Nafan]

Disgusting!!

 

[SeinDude]

Why can't you use the official jokes thread like everyone else Suzi???

 

[Lethal]

Originally posted by SeinDude
Why can't you use the official jokes thread like everyone else Suzi???

I agree.......especially considering it's on the first page.