Joke !

[Duggie]

Two boys in Brisbane are playing football when one of the boys is
> attacked by a vicious Rottweiler.
> Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence,
> wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
> A Courier Mail reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to
> interview the boy. "Young Lions Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,"
> he starts writing in his notebook.
> But I'm not a Lions fan," the little hero replies.
> "Sorry, since we are in Brisbane just assumed you were," says the
> reporter, and he starts again.
> "Bronco's Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," ! he jots in his
> notebook.
> "I'm not a Bronco fan either," the boy responds.
> The reporter starts again: "Maroons supporter risks life in heroic
> rescue"
> "I'm not a Maroons fan either," the boy responds.
> "I assumed everyone in Brisbane was either for the Lions, Broncos or
> the
> Maroons. What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asks.
> "We are both from Sydney and I'm a Blue's fan," the boy says.
> The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
> "Little Redneck Cockroach Bastard Vandalises Fence and Kills Beloved
> Family Pet."
>

 

[oogac]

Why do Richmond Players carry cigarette lighters?

Cos they keep on losing there matches

 

[kidgorgeous]

Why do Richmond Players carry cigarette lighters?

Cos they keep on losing there matches

As the Twelth Man would say:
"Pretty awful joke that, but who gives a ...."

 

[kane249]

Why do Richmond Players carry cigarette lighters?

Cos they keep on losing there matches

The oldie but a goodie

Whats the difference between Richmond and an Arsonist?

An Arsonist wouldn't waste 11 matches

 

[LancePicioane]

Hi guys,

You look lost.

Let me help http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=30&f=88

 

[I Rock]

I always liked this old one...

What the difference between Hawthorn and a bucket of shit?

- The Bucket.

 

[sainters]

Q- What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?

A- Nothing, your have already told her twice.

 

[Duggie]

hah last two very good

 

[Brilliant]

A man driving along not really paying attention accidently hits two Eagles players with his car. It's a mess, one through the drivers window and the other trapped under the car.

He calls the police and when they arrive he explains what happened. The police take a look and say
"You've done the right thing sir. O.K, we'll charge the one through the window with break and enter and the other with trespassing, how are you feeling? I'll need to take notes for when you seek compensation for the damage to your vehicle, and any pain they've caused you""

 

[danfooty]

why do Richmond supporters leave their membership ticket in full view on the dash in their car? So they can use handicapped spaces...

 

[footyfreak]

why do Richmond supporters leave their membership ticket in full view on the dash in their car? So they can use handicapped spaces...

or it could be one of those inconspicuous gay signs to attract a bit of action!

 

[H2F]

or it could be one of those inconspicuous gay signs to attract a bit of action!

If women were football clubs.............. Richmond would be Annabel Chong

I.e - Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.

 

[drew_j]

Wasn't there a Mick Malthouse Terry Wallace joke on this board a while ago? That was a goodie.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Wasn't there a Mick Malthouse Terry Wallace joke on this board a while ago? That was a goodie.

Something along the lines of:

Mick Malthouse went to Richmond training to suss out how the Tigers' were training. Terry Wallace told Mick how smart his players were and to prove it he called over Matthew Richardson. "Hey Richo" he said. "Who's the child of your mother and your father but not your brother or sister?" Richo replied "Why that's me"

Terry said "Very good. You see?". Mick was very impressed so he went back to the Lexus Centre to see if the Pies' players were as equally smart. So Mick called Nathan Buckley over and asked "Nathan, who's the child of your mother and your father who's not your brother or your sister?". Nathan thought about this for a while and asked "Can I have 24 hours to think about it?" Mick agreed to let him have a day and tell him the answer tomorrow.

So the next morning Nathan Buckley rang up his friend James Hird and asked, "Hey James, I got a question, who's the child of your mother and father who's not your brother or your sister?" James replied "Why that's simple, It's me". Nathan Buckley thanked him and headed off to training to tell Mick the good news.

Mick asked him the same question the moment he got there "Who's the child of your mother and father who's not your brother or sister?" Nathan replied confidently "James Hird". Mick snaps "No you idiot it's Matthew Richardson"




Yeah along those lines

 

[Papa G]

Two boys in Brisbane are playing football when one of the boys is
> attacked by a vicious Rottweiler.
> Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence,
> wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
> A Courier Mail reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to
> interview the boy. "Young Lions Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,"
> he starts writing in his notebook.
> But I'm not a Lions fan," the little hero replies.
> "Sorry, since we are in Brisbane just assumed you were," says the
> reporter, and he starts again.
> "Bronco's Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," ! he jots in his
> notebook.
> "I'm not a Bronco fan either," the boy responds.
> The reporter starts again: "Maroons supporter risks life in heroic
> rescue"
> "I'm not a Maroons fan either," the boy responds.
> "I assumed everyone in Brisbane was either for the Lions, Broncos or
> the
> Maroons. What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asks.
> "We are both from Sydney and I'm a Blue's fan," the boy says.
> The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
> "Little Redneck Cockroach Bastard Vandalises Fence and Kills Beloved
> Family Pet."
>

Keeping with the theme.

What is long, hard and fu<ks Queenslanders?











High school

 

[lionsrock9]

Something along the lines of:

Mick Malthouse went to Richmond training to suss out how the Tigers' were training. Terry Wallace told Mick how smart his players were and to prove it he called over Matthew Richardson. "Hey Richo" he said. "Who's the child of your mother and your father but not your brother or sister?" Richo replied "Why that's me"

Terry said "Very good. You see?". Mick was very impressed so he went back to the Lexus Centre to see if the Pies' players were as equally smart. So Mick called Nathan Buckley over and asked "Nathan, who's the child of your mother and your father who's not your brother or your sister?". Nathan thought about this for a while and asked "Can I have 24 hours to think about it?" Mick agreed to let him have a day and tell him the answer tomorrow.

So the next morning Nathan Buckley rang up his friend James Hird and asked, "Hey James, I got a question, who's the child of your mother and father who's not your brother or your sister?" James replied "Why that's simple, It's me". Nathan Buckley thanked him and headed off to training to tell Mick the good news.

Mick asked him the same question the moment he got there "Who's the child of your mother and father who's not your brother or sister?" Nathan replied confidently "James Hird". Mick snaps "No you idiot it's Matthew Richardson"




Yeah along those lines

 

[Bourky23]

Q- What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?

A- Nothing, your have already told her twice.

haha