Juicy Saturday

[Bartram_Class]

This will be Juice's week.

He's threatened and teased us for too long now, Glass (or whoever WC are playing down back) will go to Miller, allowing Juice a free run and jump at just about every contest.

He'll drop, parry or give a free-kick away at three out of four contests, but we should get 30-40 I50's so there is still a lazy 10 waiting for him.

Pump it long Valenti and co.

 

[wce_all_da_way]

Just saying, we won't have him running free as we have 4 (2 mobile) KPD in the team.

He will likely kick 10 though, which will be disappointing compared to Spangher's effort.

 

[Bartram_Class]

Just saying, we won't have him running free as we have 4 (2 mobile) KPD in the team.

He will likely kick 10 though, which will be disappointing compared to Spangher's effort.

Lets have a cheeky shootout, defenders can have a lie in the sun and we'll go goal for goal all day. Training ground rules, four passes before you can shoot.

As for Juice, don't worry about your mobile defenders, Juice doesn't do any groundwork, its either pack mark or bust.

 

[wce_all_da_way]

Lets have a cheeky shootout, defenders can have a lie in the sun and we'll go goal for goal all day. Training ground rules, four passes before you can shoot.

As for Juice, don't worry about your mobile defenders, Juice doesn't do any groundwork, its either pack mark or bust.

You're skins then. At half time we'll change it up and do handballs only, see if we can't get some records out of this match.

 

[melbournemartin]

More training ground rules:

no forward handballs
no U-turns
2 handed tag counts as a tackle (that's about as best as many Melbourne players do anyway )

 

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5 seconds maximum to dispose of the ball, can be changed to 10 seconds if it becomes apparent that neither team has the skill to deal with a 5 second time limit

 

[Supermercado]

Pump it long Valenti and co.

Will make a change from last week when they were pumping it long to Valenti.

 

[DemonJim]

Don't let Davey_Magik see this or he will accuse you of Tank-like talk!

 

[McLean_4_Captain]

Don't let Davey_Magik see this or he will accuse you of Tank-like talk!

Keep your issue with that poster in the other thread and don't ruin other topics with your issues. Poor form

Juice to kick 10, then we can try to trade him for a first round pick

 

[Clint Bizkit]

Will make a change from last week when they were pumping it long to Valenti.

Sad, but true.

 

[Supermercado]

Don't let Davey_Magik see this or he will accuse you of Tank-like talk!

Move on kid

 

[DemonJim]

Kid? LOL

Juice will kick 2. That is it. Please let me be wrong but he doesn't have any finishing skills.

EDITED - He will kick more than 1

 

[Bartram_Class]

Don't let Davey_Magik see this or he will accuse you of Tank-like talk!

Davey adores me, he would do no such thing.

 

[Clean Heels]

Juice struggles..

 

[cannons]

Juice struggles..

That's probably the most accurate and realistic post in this thread, as much as it pains me to say it.

 

[2 Dogs]

Juice struggles..

...to keep the ladies at bay, while he ignites the crowd on his way towards an emphatic 8 goals tomorrow.

 

[Dez!]

People come on don't be ridiculous.

Juice will kick 6? Yeah and Joffa isn't inbred.



The man will kick 15 minimum. Pfft 8 goals what the hell are you smoking?

 

[2 Dogs]

People come on don't be ridiculous.

Juice will kick 6? Yeah and Joffa isn't inbred.



The man will kick 15 minimum. Pfft 8 goals what the hell are you smoking?

I was under the impression that after 5 the Eagles will have 4 on him, forcing us to look for Miller and WONAEAMIRRI who will finish the job and kick 18 between them.

Of course, 4 opponents still isn't enough to stop him kicking another 3. Should my prediction not eventuate, and Worsfold allows Juice to be one out all day, maybe a Fanning equaling effort could be on the cards!!

 

[Bartram_Class]

I was under the impression that after 5 the Eagles will have 4 on him, forcing us to look for Miller and WONAEAMIRRI who will finish the job and kick 18 between them.

Of course, 4 opponents still isn't enough to stop him kicking another 3. Should my prediction not eventuate, and Worsfold allows Juice to be one out all day, maybe a Fanning equaling effort could be on the cards!!

The more opponents the better the mark looks, just put it on his head all day.

If he happens to miss one (hypothetically), then Wona can clean it up, run into the open goalsquare, prop, turn-around and then launch it 40m to Juice again who is back on his feet and ready for another crack.

 

[Dez!]

All joking aside, if Juice does kick a bag, then what? I say screw Franklin and storm the field.

 

[Bartram_Class]

All joking aside, if Juice does kick a bag, then what? I say screw Franklin and storm the field.

We would crush him with our love.

 

[2 Dogs]

All joking aside, if Juice does kick a bag, then what? I say screw Franklin and storm the field.

Who's joking?

 

[Dez!]

Who's joking?

Ummmmmm Mercs?

Not I, surely not I.

 

[DemonJim]

Kid? LOL

Juice will kick 2. That is it. Please let me be wrong but he doesn't have any finishing skills.

EDITED - He will kick more than 1

He ended up kicking 2.2 didn't he?

Right on the money there!

 

[McLean_4_Captain]

He ended up kicking 2.2 didn't he?

Right on the money there!

There's a line from the Greenday song "Nice guys finish last" that i think you need to take heed from.

It's the line that directly follows "Nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast"