Lame Jokes Part 2

[Norma Lee Ava]

I asked my boss, "Whaddya want me to do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap..?"He replied, "Just pop it over there, in the corner..."
Four hours later and I'm still at it...

 

[Andrewy]

My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

 

[Wallaby]

What do you call a rolling 'n'?

A nun.

 

[Andrewy]

Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.