Lame Jokes Part 2

[Andrewy]

I was running a study the other day where I dressed some people up as Koalas to see if it made them sound more Australian. It mostly went well, but some people needed to be shifted into the no-costume control group because they didn’t like the fake fur.

I hate diskoalafying participants.

 

[Andrewy]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub.

The bouncer steps in front of the group. “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

 

[Andrewy]

Not sure about AI yet.
I just told AI to talk dirty to me....
It started describing my browser history.

 

[Billy ray]

Viagra may not make you James Bond
But it will make you Roger Moore

 

[Andrewy]

I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much.
But I’m not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.

 

[Andrewy]

Have you ever played quiet tennis?

It's the same as regular tennis but without the racket.