Lame Jokes Part 2

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

What did the lamp say to the man ?

Nothing. A lamp is a inanimate object.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

2 men walked in to the bar. The 3rd one ducked.

Ok lets see what you've got.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins ?

Slippers.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

What kind of rooms have no walls ?

Mushrooms

 

[wce_dyl]

Heres one I got from my xmas cracker,

Why didn't the bartender serve the ghost?
Because he didn't have a license to serve spirits.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Most xmas cracker joke are so lame

 

[Araluenian]

A shorter joke this time.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman were in a car accident.
The Englishman died. That's a shame.
The Scotsman died. That's a shame.
The Irishman died. That's a Seamus.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

When is a door not a door ?

When it's ajar.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

What happened 2 the boy who drank 8 cokes ?

He burped 7-up.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants ?

In case they get a hole in one.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Are you the parking ticket ?

Because you have fine written all over you.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Bomber32 got any more jokes mate ?

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Have you heard of the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is amazing, but I've heard its got no atmosphere.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

A man walked into a bar.

Ouch.

 

[Bomber32]

Bomber32 got any more jokes mate ?

What did Snow White say when her photographs weren't ready?

Someday my prints will come...

Nice to back in this thread after a long absence BTW.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

What did Snow White say when her photographs weren't ready?

Someday my prints will come...

Nice to back in this thread after a long absence BTW.

Welcome back Bomber.

Where have you been?

Missed your pearlers.

I was gonna tell a lengthy joke about watches but I don't have the time.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says why the long face?

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

My friend has a world record for concussions, he lives very close. In fact, just a stones throw away.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Bomber32 good to see you back

 

[Bomber32]

Bomber32 good to see you back

Cheers mate! It's great to be back.