Leigh Matthews' crazy stats

[Pies time is NOW]

Pffft.

 

[Hodgepodge]

Might be so but I standby the fact he doesn't talk up the duck even close to a Malthouse, Lyon, Hird. Which is fair enough I suppose but it crosses the line when he tries to push Riewoldt and Brown ahead of the King. Watched a replay of a 90's game recently and even then he was playing down some of the ducks work. Aker special comments to replace the old master?

lol, Aker's good for talkback hothead radio, but nobody would want him on a footy broadcast. Having said that I'm sure Channel 7 won't miss an opportunity to duddify their coverage even more.

I don't know what Matthews needs to say other than that Carey is the best player he's seen. That's the ultimate compliment.

I've never seen him put Riewoldt ahead of Carey. Not even Brown.

 

[mchawk]

Leigh Matthews sniping Culture exists at all the clubs he has been involved with thanks to his time at Hawthorn.

Cue 2004 Brisbane Grand Final Loss tape .

Also Ablett SR and jr better than Matthews.

Oh wait, you're serious

 

[Bayer_]

Just for you, HP - a big, juicy, barely covered arse. Feeling gay right now?

 

[Hodgepodge]

Just for you, HP - a big, juicy, barely covered arse. Feeling gay right now?

I like them dainty and feminine. KK is just a little too hirsute and manly. Good news is I'm outta the race.

 

[Bayer_]

I like them dainty and feminine. KK is just a little too hirsute and manly. Good news is I'm outta the race.

Because a big arse is a manly thing to have.....???

Just as well you can see her face, her posterior could just as easily be that of a man....

 

[Hodgepodge]

Because a big arse is a manly thing to have.....???

Nah, more her dark features and overall chunkiness. I like to feel like I'm shagging a female without having to check every 5 minutes.

But each to their own.

 

[Bayer_]

Nah, more her dark features and overall chunkiness. I like to feel like I'm shagging a female without having to check every 5 minutes.

But each to their own.

So you're a racist then??

 

[Hodgepodge]

So you're a racist then??

Wow, that's probably the dumbest thing I've heard you say. I'm assuming you'll want to retract that comment.

I'm sure KK's arse is tighter than Leigh Matthews' turning circle (getting things back on track) . . . but i'm just not interested.

Ally Sheedy in Wargames holds much more interest for me. Sure it was just a PG - M15 type movie, but she was a bigger knockout than a Leigh Matthews shirtfront.

 

[Bayer_]

Wow, that's probably the dumbest thing I've heard you say. I'm assuming you'll want to retract that comment.

I'm sure KK's arse is tighter than Leigh Matthews' turning circle (getting things back on track) . . . but i'm just not interested.

Ally Sheedy in Wargames holds much more interest for me. Sure it was just a PG - M15 type movie, but she was a bigger knockout than a Leigh Matthews shirtfront.

Expected you to pick up the sarcasm there HP, but probably shouldn't be so surprised you didn't.

 

[Hodgepodge]

Expected you to pick up the sarcasm there HP, but probably shouldn't be so surprised you didn't.

In a place other than BF that would be automatic sarcasm, but you never know around here

 

[Hodgepodge]

Can't wait to have a look at the 1977 stats where Matthews had the crazy stats of 91 goals in a season

Hudson at full forward, Matthews on the ball. How the **** did we miss out on a premiership?

 

[dymmot]

Don't deflect from your bitchfight with Bayer .

 

[alfy!]

There's still no denying he was the best that ever was and ever will be.

 

[charcoalchicken]

Big Footy has taught me that the majority of Hawthorn supporters are gay

 

[themarkedman72]

Nah, more her dark features and overall chunkiness. I like to feel like I'm shagging a female without having to check every 5 minutes.

But each to their own.

WTF??

Curves is more womanly imo.

KK absolutely rocks the **** HP.

Bruns was a dirty little Libber clone who punch more nuts and pulled mopre shifties than most who played the game and he got his.

Ablett snr third
Carey 2nd
Matthews first

Probably daicos fourth but I havent really thought about it??

 

[Hodgepodge]

Another crazy Matthews stat.

At an average age of 34, Matthews won 33.3% of all MVPs on offer.

1983 - Winner at 33 years of age. Inaugural MVP.
1984 - 34
1985 - 35

lulz

 

[SJ]

Another crazy Matthews stat.

At an average age of 34, Matthews won 33.3% of all MVPs on offer.

1983 - Winner at 33 years of age. Inaugural MVP.
1984 - 34
1985 - 35

A better stat would have been at an average age of 33, he won 100% of all MVPs on offer.

 

[Hodgepodge]

A better stat would have been at an average age of 33, he won 100% of MVPs on offer.

Except I have to be honest and he did play in 1984 and 1985 so it's 1 out of 3 at an average age of 34.

lol.

I wonder how many he'd have won if the MVPs were around in the 70s. Probably 8 all up.

 

[Portology]

Can we just have a Bay for all the Matthews threads please, they clutter up the main board.

 

[TRAWP]

Leigh Matthews is a legend. Port Adelaide or Adelaide are not.

 

[Topper Harley]

Nah, more her dark features and overall chunkiness. I like to feel like I'm shagging a female without having to check every 5 minutes.

It's a comment like this that makes me think you've never had sex.

 

[half_back_flank]

Can i enquire what website you are compiling these stats for HP?

 

[Bender_]

It's a comment like this that makes me think you've never had sex.

Agreed dude. I've only been on here a week and I'm thinking the same query.

 

[Hodgepodge]

Can i enquire what website you are compiling these stats for HP?

Yeah I'm helping out with stats.rleague.com