Lets all goo about Kako

[frggr]

I figured there would be a lot of Goo this season over Essendon's answer to Gryan Miers, so why not keep it all in one thread where it's easily accesses for those moments Essendon fans need some "alone time"?

Personally I think Kako should become mononymous like Madonna, Prince, Ronaldo, Cher, Pelé and BT.

Maybe Coke can rebrand as Kako Cola for a round or two?

He kinda looks like a young Brendan Fevola with dreadlocks.

4 goals in his opening foray launches him into the Ben Ronke stratosphere!

Mods please apply the Goo tag and welcome, Kako, to Club Dread




Dev


Pendles


Messi


Spider

Nicnat

 

[zackah]

Someone’s a bit upset the GOAT bent over his side.

#inkakowetrust

 

[frggr]

Someone’s a bit upset the GOAT bent over his side.

#inkakowetrust

Not at all. Just getting some infrastructure in so the Goo doesn't overflow into other threads

Can't even help mods these days without them getting their #10 Bombers jocks in a bunch

 

[frggr]

Actually, how long has it been since there was a standout #10?

Menzel was cruelled by the tendon gods. He's the last legit good #10 I remember

 

[Chronz]

Actually, how long has it been since there was a standout #10?

Menzel was cruelled by the tendon gods. He's the last legit good #10 I remember

There's a GOAT #10 that won't be topped any time soon.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Actually, how long has it been since there was a standout #10?

Menzel was cruelled by the tendon gods. He's the last legit good #10 I remember

Someone's brain is as fried as Pixel's it seems

 

[Footy Is Good]

Take it to the hair board.

 

[frggr]

There's a GOAT #10 that won't be topped any time soon.

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Who's that?

 

[frggr]

Someone's brain is as fried as Pixel's it seems

Who's that? The guy who ran away from the Lions?

 

[springvale_mackers]

Search function n00b.
And don’t rim the mods.

 

[zackah]

And don’t rim the mods.

STFU flog.

 

[springvale_mackers]

STFU flog.

Apologies. I saw the thread had already been done and there was blatant mod rimming. Sincerely, it won’t happen again.

 

[zackah]

Apologies. I saw the thread had already been done and there was blatant mod rimming. Sincerely, it won’t happen again.

Better.

 

[Mofra]

I'm Dyslexic

 

[frggr]

I'm Dyslexic

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NTTAWWT

 

[frggr]

Where is my Goo tag?

 

[James Colorado]

Where is my Goo tag?

Check the tissue in your hand.

 

[Footy Is Good]

Check the tissue in your hand.

Why did the semen cross the road?

Because frggr put on the wrong sock.

 

[Pistol Night]

Why did the semen cross the road?

Because frggr put on the wrong sock.

Not the work sock? Be stuck on there for days

 

[Footy Is Good]

Not the work sock? Be stuck on there for days

Apparently he 'spilled glue' on his shorts in the portaloo

 

[Pistol Night]

Apparently he 'spilled glue' on his shorts in the portaloo

Shouldn't be having a wank while handling glue then. Unless thats what hardcore campaigners use for lube now?

 

[Footy Is Good]

Shouldn't be having a wank while handling glue then. Unless thats what hardcore campaigners use for lube now?

He said somebody left a bottle of 'clag' near the seat

 

[FISTO]

 

[Pistol Night]

He said somebody left a bottle of 'clag' near the seat

And he spilt some on his dick and was washing it off really fast before it set. Simple mistake. Hes done it 4 times today already

 

[Footy Is Good]

And he spilt some on his dick and was washing it off really fast before it set. Simple mistake. Hes done it 4 times today already

For real. Could happen to anybody.