lets bring back the dead.....simpsons quotes!

[NICK94]

why not? its the end of the season, and as we all know the thread is gold. lets do it. ill start with a good 'un of the bay 13 original....

Kane Johnson at Richmond B&F

Homer: Good practice, kids. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I like your hussle. Thats why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team!.... Except you, you and you.

--feel free to add any other tv quotes.

 

[NICK94]

by the way if your stuck for ideas, these are usually the stereotypes....

failing=freo
fat jokes=lance whitnall, fraser gehrig
old jokes=robert harvey
corrupt jokes= demetriou
drug jokes=benny cousins
affair jokes=wayne carey

cmon.....you know ya wanna.

 

[Paddles]

like, keep em rolling in!

lol

 

[Stripes666]

But Marge, we need to teach the boy how to weasel his way out of things, its what separates us from the animals....... except for the weasel

 

[guruisatiger]

its not important if you win or lose its how drunk you get afterwards

 

[emperor]

We won! We won! But unfortunately seeing as I bet on the other team, we won't be going for pizza

 

[NICK94]

prob good to also add the players/clubs/persons who the quote relates to, prob shouldve added for those who have no knowledge of this concept is you need to add a simpsons quote and relate it to a player/club/coach etc. like the kane johnson one above. sorry i probably shouldve said something beforehand.

 

[rfctigerarmy]

NICK94 this is one of your finer threads. Reponses rolling in thick and fast.

 

[NICK94]

thats great i just want people to match a thread to a pic. even just say who the quote is related to. thats the whole concept of the thread.

 

[beaver's army]

for the entire season

"Just dont look 'Just dont look" from the episode where business adverts attack springfield.

 

[Parabola]

Milhouse - "my mum says I'm cool"

 

[Ron The Bear]

"Mrs. Stevens and King Carey were in the toilet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
- Ralph Wiggum

(Some poetic licence taken.)

 

[Tigerdrive]

"You'll be deep in your cold grave before they ever make the playoffs" - Homer

 

[TIGER ROCKET]

this could sum up our last twenty years.

homer.yeah moe that team sure did suck last night.they just plain sucked.
i've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

 

[TIGER ROCKET]

or this one for this year.

kids you tried your best and failed miserably.the lesson is never try

 

[astro_toby]

PLEASE!!! HELP ME JEBUS!!!

 

[Greg Miller= Messiah]

Are we just doing Richmond ones here or is anything up for grabs.
Here's one not even to do with footy but I think it fits the weekly news.
Now this bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money say hello to Moe/Kevin

 

[Tigerdrive]

Awesome^,

Man: This enormous woman will devour us all!

(note: got nothing against cambo just couldnt resist with that pic)

 

[the ranger]

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

 

[the ranger]

Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

 

[emperor]

Milhouse - "my mum says I'm cool"

LMFAO

 

[Ron The Bear]

"Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk."

- Homer