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Dinkers

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Nov 28, 2024
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Hi all,

Sorry for the tardy response to this months meeting. It was a hoot yet again! It was great that the four of us all agreed that the premises at the Heavenly Temple are top notch. Them Buddhist's can certainly put on a spread.
Those de-furred Yak balls wow, certainly tastier than the run of the mill arancini variety!
But I digress, onto business. The "how many wins" competition has come to an end, unfortunately, and I'm sure you can remember the controversy at seasons start when the now banned member suggesting four wins max.
Yes he got what he deserved with a group LOL. But remember your manners, the next closest was 14 wins, that and yes unbelievably is now unachievable.

We will be announcing the winner of the Eddie Ford colouring in competition at the June meeting. I must say the quality of the work, is well, Eddie Ford like. As in Picasso like, almost like a mad woman's breakfast.

See below for next months hot topics.

* Taylor Goads uncontested chest mark in the centre against Collingwood in the VFL, we've allowed 20 minutes to discuss this and as a surprise I may have made a diorama of the event.

* Wil Phillips where to next will continue as per normal, have allowed 5 hours to discuss.

* Zach Banch and why he will be our Dustan Hoffman Little Big Man.

* The 3 Towers of Terrific , while only contributing 1.5 goals between them per match, we will discuss how they've made us better.

And of course we always have a special guest, and oh boy, we've been after him for a while and he's finally agreed, draft guru Brady Rawlings will be our guest speaker. And his topics will be. Negotiating a win at the trade table and picking a slider inside the top 5 picks. Not sure about you, but I can't wait.

Please if you would like to attend, drop me a line or the club secretary.

Dinkers@lilyguildingsocietyguild.com
 

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Good bit.

Somehow my favourite part is the fact that there aren't any contact details included for the secretary.

But yeah, keep it up
 
Dinkers I took the liberty of booking Tef as a special guest speaker for next month.

Topics will include

Cameron Richardson WAS the Better Prospect (than Isaac Smith) He Just Got Unlucky

Kosi Mahony Retires a Statistically Superior Player to Kosi Pickett (round table not to be missed)
 
Dinkers I took the liberty of booking Tef as a special guest speaker for next month.

Topics will include

Cameron Richardson WAS the Better Prospect (than Isaac Smith) He Just Got Unlucky

Kosi Mahony Retires a Statistically Superior Player to Kosi Pickett (round table not to be missed)
So it's going to be a Men Only event then?

Christ on a bike, I'm bored with this bye already. Could do with a North VFL game just to get me through
Colin Farrell Banshees GIF by Searchlight Pictures
 
Dinkers I took the liberty of booking Tef as a special guest speaker for next month.

Topics will include

Cameron Richardson WAS the Better Prospect (than Isaac Smith) He Just Got Unlucky

Kosi Mahony Retires a Statistically Superior Player to Kosi Pickett (round table not to be missed)

LOL! We are giving thought to renaming part of the venue the Kosi Mahony room.



What are the security arrangements?
Will there be a vegan option?

Zac Banch and Daniel Dinkers are our security for all events.

Onto further business.
It was remiss of me to not thank the Poort ball humming choir who flew in to take us through their warm up routine.



EDit: 11 seconds in the choir hit the sweet spot.

We will also have our least favorite session, the Debbie Downer, where we discuss those big disappoints, in June it will yet again be Cam Zurhaar.

Has only managed 13 goals in the last five weeks. And it's even worse when we compare him to the 3 Towers of Terrific who have combined for 14 goals over the same period. ( Finbar has only 4 games)

And we always finish off with a youngster that reminds me of..

Which we refer to as the Urquhart/ Pendlebury discussion.
 

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For anyone in 2 minds about attending - last year's summit with the headline topic "Why Nick Larkey Kicking 9 Goals Against A Coachless Team Set Us Up For Success" was amazing.
 
Will there still be time for the "anyone who doesn't think Caleb Daniel will be a great recruit based on five minutes of him being miked up at training doesn't football" cocktail hour?
 

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Dinkers I took the liberty of booking Tef as a special guest speaker for next month.

Topics will include

Cameron Richardson WAS the Better Prospect (than Isaac Smith) He Just Got Unlucky

Kosi Mahony Retires a Statistically Superior Player to Kosi Pickett (round table not to be missed)
what about off topic?

something like, "uranium-234, such a lovely isotope" ??
 
Thanks everyone and remember at the June meeting we will be discussing our new recruits and Jack our darling Darling is first cab of the rank.

Wow, what a start to his career for us, and it really shows that touching the ball and kicking goals isn't what makes a player worthy of selection.

11 games for 11 goals. Sounds like it would make a wonderful Broadway musical. I do ponder what Jane Powell & Howard Keel are up to these days.

See you all there!
 

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