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I was playing footy about 5 years ago and the Full back for Jacana (home of Chris Johnson) was killing me, I think I had 1 kick to half time.

The 3rd quarter started and I have gone up for a mark and he has fallen beneath me, I had a choice to try and avoid him or just land on him and maybe soften him up in the process. I choose the latter.

Both my feet landed on his forearm breaking both bones (I even heard the snap), it completely looked like an accident but I could have missed him and I know it.
Ah well we won & I ended up kicking 4 goals so it worked out well in the end:thumbsu:
 
royboy2 said:
I was playing footy about 5 years ago and the Full back for Jacana (home of Chris Johnson) was killing me, I think I had 1 kick to half time.

The 3rd quarter started and I have gone up for a mark and he has fallen beneath me, I had a choice to try and avoid him or just land on him and maybe soften him up in the process. I choose the latter.

Both my feet landed on his forearm breaking both bones (I even heard the snap), it completely looked like an accident but I could have missed him and I know it.
Ah well we won & I ended up kicking 4 goals in the last half so it worked out well in the end:thumbsu:
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Geez, you could get done for bodily harm if this got out in the open! :eek:
 
TheBrownDog said:
Geez, you could get done for bodily harm if this got out in the open! :eek:
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Yeah admittedly not my finest hour. There was no report or even a scuffle afterwards, as i said it just looked like an accident during the marking contest.
I didn't intend on breaking any bones. My intent was to land on him and make him a little sore for the next few contests.
It just didn't pan out that way
 
royboy2 said:
I was playing footy about 5 years ago and the Full back for Jacana (home of Chris Johnson) was killing me, I think I had 1 kick to half time.

The 3rd quarter started and I have gone up for a mark and he has fallen beneath me, I had a choice to try and avoid him or just land on him and maybe soften him up in the process. I choose the latter.

Both my feet landed on his forearm breaking both bones (I even heard the snap), it completely looked like an accident but I could have missed him and I know it.
Ah well we won & I ended up kicking 4 goals so it worked out well in the end:thumbsu:
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Vegemite does not belong on a crumpet.
 

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stitchface said:
I also put tomato sauce on everything.... eggs... fish... lamb.

...I do stop at ice cream though.

And yes Vegimite on pikelets and crumpets. YUM. It was TBD that had to convince me to have fried eggs on vegimite toast however.
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Tomato sauce on fried rice is yummy! ... also big thick cut bakery bread and sauce sandwich...:D bliss :D ...........I confess to loving Abba and BeeGees....oh, and Eminem and Pink :).............p.s.....honey on crumpets, vegemite for toast only..
 
Playing against Southport (reserves) Brent Green is coming back from discipline issues and playing. There is a contest on the ground Green is standing at the contest i come from about 10metres back and give him a great unexpected hip and shoulder, knock him to the ground. He spend the next 5 minutes trying to find out who smashed him. Sorry Brent!
 
Many many years ago me and a few of my mates, when we went out on the town competed for the Downlow. The aim was to pick up the ugliest or fattest girl with proof ie: a witness, pictures or item of clothing. No consideration was taken into account for personality etc. it was purely physical and at the end of the night (or the next day) votes were given 3,2,1.
 
TheBrownDog said:
Has the whole world gone freaking crazy!?

CRUMPETS ARE FOR SWEET SPREADS!

Honey... jam....

She puts Vegemite on pikelets too!
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Vegemite on Piklets is absolutely brilliant.

This lady of yours sounds far too good for the BrownDog.

For those who have not tried the vegemite on piklets, do so, it is great.:thumbsu:
 
royboy2 said:
I was playing footy about 5 years ago and the Full back for Jacana (home of Chris Johnson) was killing me, I think I had 1 kick to half time.

The 3rd quarter started and I have gone up for a mark and he has fallen beneath me, I had a choice to try and avoid him or just land on him and maybe soften him up in the process. I choose the latter.

Both my feet landed on his forearm breaking both bones (I even heard the snap), it completely looked like an accident but I could have missed him and I know it.
Ah well we won & I ended up kicking 4 goals so it worked out well in the end:thumbsu:
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I was playing u 15's I think when a coach told me before a crucial game to go out and stop the full forward from the opposition from getting a kick.

I walked up to my faniced opponent of the day, put out my hand to shake his for good luck, then stomped on his foot.

He went off the ground and my coach wisely didn't ask me what happened;)

royboy2 said:
Many many years ago me and a few of my mates, when we went out on the town competed for the Downlow. The aim was to pick up the ugliest or fattest girl with proof ie: a witness, pictures or item of clothing. No consideration was taken into account for personality etc. it was purely physical and at the end of the night (or the next day) votes were given 3,2,1.
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Oh no, I have played this game too.

Unfortunatley I won:confused:
 
Throughout my years of playing soccer I played as a defender/tagging midfielder. I would've made Steven Baker look tame, particularly as it was soccer and not AFL, as I took every opportunity to bump, bruise and hold my opposition player. Never once did I cause a serious injury though. I have now stopped playing but in the end, I was the recipient of just the one yellow card (and to be fair that should've been an automatic red for studding a guy with both feet in the chest after he violently tackled me to the ground from behind). On the other hand, I was the victim of 4 punches and 2 stompings that resulted in my opposition player being red carded...in the end I think I won the battle of the minds;)
 

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John said:
I despise with a passion Robert Plants singing.
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John, they were unquestionably one of the greatest bands of all time and their music was massively important and influential.

...And I could not agree with you more. I’d prefer fingernails down the blackboard than listening to that squealing whining biatch. Please somebody shoot me.
 

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I searched everywhere for a copy of the Lassie Come Home (1943) DVD and bought it from Amazon.com.

I love that film and need a tissue when Lassie finally returns from her long trek from Scotland to Yorkshire and waits for the kid outside his school. Elizabeth Taylor was 10 when she was in that film.

I'm a sucker for these types of films, like Homeward Bound - love Shadow the old Golden Retriever in that one.

Excuse me, I have something in my eye...
 
danielcanberra said:
I searched everywhere for a copy of the Lassie Come Home (1943) DVD and bought it from Amazon.com.

I love that film and need a tissue when Lassie finally returns from her long trek from Scotland to Yorkshire and waits for the kid outside his school. Elizabeth Taylor was 10 when she was in that film.

I'm a sucker these types of films, like Homeward Bound - love Shadow the old Golden Retriever in that one.

Excuse me, I have something in my eye...
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Oh yes Daniel, anything with a dog in it turns me to mush.
 

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