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Mad dog from Perth. Rides around through a dozen suburbs with his plumber's crack hanging out.
 
was a half ******ed guy where i grew up that used to dress up as santa at christmas time at the local shopping santa and have photos with the kids. but all the little kids in town were afraid of the local ******ed santa that limped and would abuse passers by for no reason

when i was in high school was a guy that was always at broadmeadows station around 4pm that would spit on people and kick passers by. his name was arnold all the school kids knew who he was.......pretty infamous
 
In Armadale (the WA one) when I was a kid there was this not quite all there bloke, in his 20s used to wear a baseball cap and shorts, and roam up and down the main street with a plastic strap off a packing case which he would hold/twist/tie around his extremities/chew depending on the mood he was in.

Kids used to refer to him as Plastic Fantastic.

I remember one day seeing him walking down by the lake on a windy day, and a gust took his plastic strip and blew it into the lake- he dived straight in after it, came out dripping wet, and wandered off still muttering and twisting his plastic strap.

Really very sad when you think about it, but one of my most vivid memories from being a kid. Everyone in Armadale knew who he was.
 
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The dude plays chicken with your car if there's no other cars around. Nearly freaked the first time he did it to me. Thought it was all BS.

He had a shirt on yesterday. Starting to get cold here. Only about 28C or so the last few days.
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Used to be an old dude like that in Perth when I was a kid, used to just walk around all over the place with his shirt off. His skin was all sunburnt and like old leather. Not sure what happened to him, probably died of skin cancer.

There was also a bloke who dressed like Elvis that used to hang out around Subiaco, used to see him in the pubs occasionally knocking back a beer at the bar in full Elvis garb.:D
 

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There was also a bloke who dressed like Elvis that used to hang out around Subiaco, used to see him in the pubs occasionally knocking back a beer at the bar in full Elvis garb.:D
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He was recently busted in possession of a large amount of weed.
 
I remember this old bloke in Port Hedland who would walk between Port and South Headland everyday, stopping at the Boulevard in Port Hedland with his backpack and eating baked beans and what not. Used to be quite well off from what I was told before he just 'snapped' and devoted his life to travelling between the two towns. That was ten years ago, not sure if he is still around. Quite a few weirdo's up there.
 
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The Stirling Highway Walking Man is pretty famous in the western suburbs of Perth.
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This guy and the crazy racist scooter lady who has flags everywhere and sings the anthem wherever she goes.
 

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I haven't seen that woman for a while...total nutter. I heard her from a distance one day and wondered 'WTF is that shit??' then she rode past me one day and I finally realised what it was. I've seen this bloke walk past the convention centre a few times, talking loudly to himself as if he is on a phone. Once he looks at you he stops, keeps walking and when little bit down the track he resumes his gibberish.
 
I had a drink up at Imax park one night. About 5-6 of us there. I was well ****ed so went to take a piss behind the tree and some old Indian dude walked up behind me and scared the **** out of me.

Anyway, I realised he was friendly and he offered me a drink. I politely said no.

I introduced him to the group and we all got on well. The guy was a ****ing genius, we named him Uncle Cha Cha.

He smoked two full cigarettes at the same time.

Up his god damn ****ing nose.

Two.

I havent seen him since.

RIP Uncle Cha Cha
 
The world need more eccentrics.

We had an American woman in her 60s visit town, she has travelled the world for most of her life.Hitches rides on yachts or what ever,never works just makes do on the kindness of strangers.She slept on the beach for a few weeks, my mate saw her in town bought her a coffee and fed her, then drove her into Bundy.
Really interesting women, incredibly intelligent, full of great stories.
 
I was on public transport in Sydney a while back and this woman got on. She sat down and started talking to herself. Then she started to talk more and more aggressively, so much so that I could see the spittle flying off her mouth and the tone of her words becoming more and more harsh. Some of it was in english, some of it was just nonsensical gibberish. This went on for 15 minutes straight without anyone saying a word. Then, all of a sudden, she whips out mobile phone, turns to the female bystander next to her, and says in a completely normal voice, "do you know how to change the battery for this?" Bystander replies, "no sorry", to which she replies, "that's ok", before resorting back to her previous mental state.

I nearly let out a laugh when I first heard her talk normally out of the blue
 

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