Luke Darcy

[Tiff]

I'm pretty sure this loser is actually rompingwins.

Worst human that has anything to do with AFL football..

Surely this tosser can't be loved on the other side of the country??

 

[Gray Day]

So Hamish isn't rompingwins?

The evidence was pretty compelling...

 

[Oh Darling]

Actually I don't have a problem with Luke Darcy..... David King on the other hand... tosser of the highest order

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Actually I don't have a problem with Luke Darcy..... David King on the other hand... tosser of the highest order

Yeah.

You get the feeling he still resents not having his turn with Kellie.

 

[Tiff]

Actually I don't have a problem with Luke Darcy..... David King on the other hand... tosser of the highest order

You've got to be ****ing kidding me man?

Ol' Darce get's a rectal spasm whenever the ball goes anywhere near a player that excites Melbourne eg. Judd Buddy Rioli

It's disgusting. West Coast could do the unimaginable but as as soon as a half decent player from Vic side does ANYTHING with the ball, even if it's at a loss to their side, he squirts all over the commentary box.

In a contested situation, if a West Coast player gets possession and disposes of it effectively, it was the opposition who was "courageous" and "amazing how he went about that", "throwing himself at it".

Judd could spray one out of bounds and he'd say, "Oh that courageous and clever from Judd, saw the contest coming and made a quick decision to dish it off to the boundary".

The guy is a genuine **** pot.

 

[QS]

That shuey deliberate oob being legit springs to mind. He's a doo doo head.

 

[Boxhead_31]

You've got to be ****ing kidding me man?

Ol' Darce get's a rectal spasm whenever the ball goes anywhere near a player that excites Melbourne eg. Judd Buddy Rioli

It's disgusting. West Coast could do the unimaginable but as as soon as a half decent player from Vic side does ANYTHING with the ball, even if it's at a loss to their side, he squirts all over the commentary box.

In a contested situation, if a West Coast player gets possession and disposes of it effectively, it was the opposition who was "courageous" and "amazing how he went about that", "throwing himself at it".

Judd could spray one out of bounds and he'd say, "Oh that courageous and clever from Judd, saw the contest coming and made a quick decision to dish it off to the boundary".

The guy is a genuine **** pot.

Did you miss the opening minute of the broadcast tonight Darcy was fapping over NicNat something fierce

 

[Haduken]

Luke Darcy and Tom Harley are the worst thing to ever happen to AFL Commentary.

Metrosexual tossbags.

 

[HawkMongrel]

Luke Darcy and Tom Harley are the worst thing to ever happen to AFL Commentary.

Metrosexual tossbags.

Yep. Complete *****ts.

 

[Bloods 1874]

Yeah.

You get the feeling he still resents not having his turn with Kellie.

 

[DarwinRoo]

Did you miss the opening minute of the broadcast tonight Darcy was fapping over NicNat something fierce

Darcy loves NicNat more than life itself.

Darcy would follow him to the toilet and make NicNat's bowel movements sound like he has cured cancer.

 

[Stronzo]

Did you miss the opening minute of the broadcast tonight Darcy was fapping over NicNat something fierce

I think that's a prerequisite to being a footy commentator.

 

[DivideandMultiply]

I think that's a prerequisite to being a footy commentator.

You are actually right. NN is the token WC player most Vic commentators get excited over, probably because he is the only one they recognise.

Could not believe how excited Darcy sounded at the thought of Shuey copping a whack in the shoulder and when it happened I certainly hope there were some wet wipes handy.

He has never been an Eagles fan but after the WB match last year he has hated us and Shuey in particular something fierce.

 

[the harry]

Can't stand the bloke.

The unjustified love of NicNat is shit even for Eagles fans though, means when he does do some good things it just get blended into the love fest.

Anyone else think BT was better/different on radio?

 

[MrRockett24]

Sat nyt commentary is pathetic. Darcy is just so bloody stupid and hie talks like hes some oober cool fwit. Have to put up with him on mmm too. never liked BT as a person or a commentator. Crap caller and booooooooorrrrriiiiiinnnnnggggggg. Cant get excited about any of his calls. And Richo is the most mind numbing person of all time. Channel 10 commentary on a sat nyt was way better

 

[Raymond Rougeau]

You could just tell richo and bt were dying to call him a f-wit when he said it was a correct call re: the "deliberate" kick out and the way he dribbled on about it...

Aren't darcey and Harley from Adelaide ? Makes sense....

w***ers...

 

[Jedi01]

LOL nice fail OP.

I can just imagine you foaming at the mouth because someone wasn't talking about the latest hitout from Nicnat.

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

You are actually right. NN is the token WC player most Vic commentators get excited over, probably because he is the only one they recognise.

Could not believe how excited Darcy sounded at the thought of Shuey copping a whack in the shoulder and when it happened I certainly hope there were some wet wipes handy.

He has never been an Eagles fan but after the WB match last year he has hated us and Shuey in particular something fierce.

You should try sitting through Dermie doing a Geelong game

 

[chachi11]

Gerard Healy wins the prize for complete tosser ...!

 

[QS]

You should try sitting through Dermie doing a Geelong game

Agree with this.

How do we clone Commetti?

 

[jacko57]

Luke Darcy and Tom Harley are the worst thing to ever happen to AFL Commentary.

Metrosexual tossbags.

"well, Luke Darcy wasn't the bravest player I ever coached." - T Wallace

 

[Con Cannedham]

Darcy is just so bloody stupid

Richo makes Darcy sound like Einstein. Still both are far better than Dermie, sits back for 10 minutes then chimes in and blabs on about one particular point for the next 5 minutes.

Sick of former players calling the game, meatheads with zero intelligence or insight, and will carry on about the 'good ol days'..... seriously no one gives a shit about Wayne Harmes knock back or KB's 7 goals anymore, aging friggen dinosaurs should just get their gophers and piss off to the retirement home. AFL need to get professional commentators like they do in the USA.

 

[T2B_]

Seriously would love to see him banned from being on TV.

To the poster who made the Darcy calling Judd example....you're actually spot on.

The tosser will remark and pump up any bloody player he faps over even after the most simple passages of play. He not only states the obvious, it sounds like he's creaming over the player as he's speaking. Embarrassing caller.