Luke Sayers' limp dick pic the perfect metaphor for 21st century Carlton

[Bont2Bruce]

you Vic's loved Jack when he ran CUB, the liberals and CFC.

Well you don't speak for me, Elliot's can GAGF.

 

[frggr]

You are getting Aristotle excited he loves a good willy pic.

Show us your DMs

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

you Vic's loved Jack when he ran CUB, the liberals and CFC.

The family have always been campaigners mate, everyone knows that.

 

[Drunkcat]

Show us your DMs

I don't take pics, women like the real deal.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Aristotle Pickett only needs to send a chick a photo of his face to be accused of sending a dick pic

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Aristotle Pickett only needs to send a chick a photo of his face to be accused of sending a dick pic

For your insomnia, just sprinkle a bit of meth on your breakfast cereal, then clean the house for 4 hours in a frenzy, then mow everyones nature strip in your street, by the time you're finished you'll be exhausted and able to sleep.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

For your insomnia, just sprinkle a bit of meth on your breakfast cereal, then clean the house for 4 hours in a frenzy, then mow everyones nature strip in your street, by the time you're finished you'll be exhausted and able to sleep.

You strongly remind me of Guinan from Star Trek. An annoying know it all who always pops up to dispense unwarranted or needed advice

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

You strongly remind me of Guinan from Star Trek. An annoying know it all who always pops up to dispense unwarranted or needed advice

I popped up because you tagged me.

 

[Pistol Night]

For your insomnia, just sprinkle a bit of meth on your breakfast cereal, then clean the house for 4 hours in a frenzy, then mow everyones nature strip in your street, by the time you're finished you'll be exhausted and able to sleep.

Im trying this. But everyone's nature strip on my road is around 100m long so do i need more meth or better cereal?

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Im trying this. But everyone's nature strip on my road is around 100m long so do i need more meth or better cereal?

You might need to contact your dealer for the blue meth then.

 

[AvantGardener]

You might need to contact your dealer for the blue meth then.

Not everyone is in Richmond and has an abundance of choice and availability.

 

[Pistol Night]

Not everyone is in Richmond and has an abundance of choice and availability.

So shit loads of Weetbix and another type of blue pill then? People will be driving past going "Have a look how much this campaigner loves mowing lawns"

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

It's Over !

Sayers has resigned from the board of the CFC !
I Propose we make celebrity Carlton fan Adam Gilchrist as our new President !

#PutYourBatsOutForGilly

 

[Pistol Night]

It's Over !

Sayers has resigned from the board of the CFC !
I Propose we make celebrity Carlton fan Adam Gilchrist as our new President !

#PutYourBatsOutForGilly

I reckon Andy Maher should run for Carlton president. If he has a stray dick pic floating around it will be epic on The Front Bar

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I reckon Andy Maher should run for Carlton president. If he has a stray dick pic floating around it will be epic on The Front Bar

Well if it gets the nerd off SEN and other associated media I am all for it (yes I don't like Maher either)

 

[frggr]

It's Over !

Sayers has resigned from the board of the CFC !
I Propose we make celebrity Carlton fan Adam Gilchrist as our new President !

#PutYourBatsOutForGilly

Wasn't putting your bats out what started this whole thing?

 

[Pistol Night]

Well if it gets the nerd off SEN and other associated media I am all for it (yes I don't like Maher either)

I actually dont mind old Radar. Plays the nerd that the jocks pick on role well without sooking up

 

[rdhopkins2]

Carlton… you know they’re coming….

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I actually dont mind old Radar. Plays the nerd that the jocks pick on role well without sooking up

I just wish he wouldn't say "You blokes" so often. Comes across as real boganish.

But yes, he isn't as bad as that sanctimonious Geelong loving poindexter Whatley

 

[Pistol Night]

I just wish he wouldn't say "You blokes" so often. Comes across as real boganish.

But yes, he isn't as bad as that sanctimonious Geelong loving poindexter Whatley

He needs to work "knackers" and "muscles" into his arsenal the legend

 

[StackedHunch]

You strongly remind me of Guinan from Star Trek. An annoying know it all who always pops up to dispense unwarranted or needed advice

I popped up because you tagged me.

 

[frggr]

Given the sponsor is health insurance related I'm surprised he didn't pull the old "was just forwarding it to get some medical advice" line

 

[frggr]

He needs to work "knackers" and "muscles" into his arsenal the legend

He does say "****-o" a lot - it's grating

 

[Pistol Night]

He does say "****-o" a lot - it's grating

Ya gotta let the dorks feel like one of the boys. Its the right thing to do

 

[Starburns_]

I don't understand. Why would he step down if he was hacked and did nothing wrong?